Good god, what a contest
Deathwalk post thread
First time following these threads with Sup Forums, it was very fun.
RIP DINIZ
4th for DUNFEE
Any webms of Diniz?
Is the Mexican going to die
DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ DINIZ
Pretty happy the Aussie didn't win. If he did I'd be up for the next few hours shitposting. Now I get to sleep
Do we have any webbums of deaths?
D U B S
I
N
I
Z
Diniz is a true hero.
...
Fuck Leafs and Auscheats
It has been a good race friends.
post yfw 4 years left to next deathmarch
Fuck you he finished
DENIZ NEVAH DIES
Just woke up, when are some good parts in the race?
HIROOKI "IF I SEE A CANADIAN GINGER I'M GONNA GO NINJA" ARAI
LOOK AT EM DYING LMAO
Directed by Mel Gibson
He did it for you, Sup Forums
>SPONGEKINO
This did not disappoint. What a race.
9/10.
Would have been a perfect 10 had Diniz finished in 1st.
Sun is shining and so are you, Diniz.
inb4 toth doped
yes I am aware this is denial
wasn't enough paddling desu
that was my first deathmarch. watched the whole thing. was fun but im so sleepy now, lads. can i stop now?
i just saw some officials putting jellyfish in a collapsed man's hat wtf
49 mins in Diniz craps himself. 1 hr 35 mins in Diniz removes bloody sponge from anus.
>tfw you shat but she still sponging
...
TRIPS
O
T
H
Now.
Everyone crosses the finish line, stops moving, then it all catches up to them and they Die/shit themselves.
It was legitimately fun
thanks /walk/
How come they were no blacks in that race?
>7 Olympics
holy shit
that's 28 years
That was beautiful guys. See you in 4 years.
KINNUNEN
>7 (seven) Olympic games
>people dying all over the place
>TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD NIGHT
kek
I think at least 10 people got refpaddled out of the race actually
>tfw i'm extremly tired but i just watched people walk 50km so i don't really have the right to complain right now
...
>Garcia has been doing this for over 28 years
>Be Dunfee
>lead the race at one point
>chase bronze for a long time
>finally overtake the nip in third
>he comes back and nudges you, completely distorting your stride, less than 1km from the finish
>end up in 4th
He made it back from the jaws of hell to see his wife and child again
...
>46 year old spaniard finishes 20th
madman
>woow its not like we've been walking our whole lives
DINIZ IS IMMORTAL
Seriously Sup Forums, he has to be our messiah
>Tfw had to leave partway through
I saw the shit and the shitty sponge, what fun afterwards?
>DEAD
>"Just put on the hat and nobody will notice"
There are still the women 20km. Won't be as fun but there is still 1 (ONE) more walk to go.
Is Diniz the new hero of Sup Forums?
>seven fucking death marches
What kind of masochist...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMERIFAT LAPDOP BTFO
20 people still walking
Some still have 4km to go
24 dumbass
Early paddle action one of my fav moments
The leaf was the one doing the nudging mate.
Yes. We must immortalise him
last two laps were fucking insane
It was 23C in the morning.
Now it's 27C. We will see some women die today
one of my favourite moments was when the austin powers theme song played in the background
What terrible officiating
>he literally collapsed with like still 10km to go
>manages to finish
amazing
Imagine dying to the sound of Black Eyed Peas.
Diniz into the Sup Forums Sup Forums cup team when?
...
PADDLE CUNTS
Seriously though, do they teach them to be total fucking pricks or is it natural power trips?
Australia gets BTFO at the end. A fucking leaf gets blown away by based Nippon. Everyone shitting themselves dead at the end. Clearly the memes write themselves here.
...
People are severely underrating that savage shoulder-barge which utterly KILLED the leaf for the last 3k
this
POOPY SPONGE
O
O
P
it's not over yet
the deaths are still ongoing
ja pierdolÄ™ :DD
b-but theres going to be one at the world championship next year and 2019...
fuck I missed it :c
oh well there's always 2020
except for toth who goes for a victory lap
i dare say this was even better than london
But he needs a meme name, like
>le sponge inside man
Also Sup Forums sending a letter to Diniz when?
>waterboarding the losers
bit harsh, brazil
This.
...
"Step forward now, you soldier,
You've borne your burdens well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell."
To think a 50km racewalk comes down to the wire.
POO SPONGE WEBM
That diniz effort made it worth watching, honestly can't believe he made it
/ourguy/ made it to the end though, that's enough for me
>he needs some milk
Some guys still finishing right now
>tfw there's a new king of Sup Forums
He needs ice, and lots of it.
What's his name Sup Forums?
kek
And people doubted the death race
Someone get that sponge for the Deathrace museum.
list of the fallen
they couldn't handle the RACEKINO
Did the blonde woman get poop sprayed?
two 24 hour races this year came down to the last lap
my fucking sides
But when I looked back at my hardest struggles in the Death March, I saw only one set of shit stained footprints
'That was when I carried you' said Diniz with a smile