How do you say, "get the fuck off the couch" in your language?

How do you say, "get the fuck off the couch" in your language?

Cъeби c дивaнa

Sai da porra do sofá

sale perro ctm

Salí del sofá carajo.

>not letting your dog sit on the couch
what are you? a bully?

Kom deg til fittehelvetefaen av den jævla bedritne kukkhuesofaen ditt jævla negerhanreitryne, jævla fittebikkje, FAEN

In Swedish we would say

Härrrrrrreguuuud lilla hund! Du få av nu!

She's annoying amd unlikeable

then why did you get one idiot

>being mean to animals
destroy yourself

> animal hater

Did you vote for tr*mp?

painu VITTUUN siitä sohvalta

She's okay sometimes
I'm not mean, she should stay of the expensive couch
No...

rude

MODS

hillshills confirmed for animal abusers

lugupeetud härra koer, kas te oleksite nii kena ja vabastaksite istekoha diivanil, aitäh.

Bájate del sofá
Bájate del pinche sofá
A chingar a su madre
Mígrale de aquí
Bájate, órale

Be nicer to your dog, some people are unfortunate enough not to have one. Prick.

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