Who would win?

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Trudeau, Trump is too old and fat to fight to something that isn't Alzheimer.

Trump, if trudeau fights his enemies then they win

mexico

hahaha

Any non-memes has to admit that the fit young guy will beat the fat old man.

What I really want to see is Trudeau vs. Kadyrov.

or Trudeau vs Putin

Mr Trump of course

>fat old man

Third post best post

Trudeau

The quality has been reached

I want Trudeau to fuck my wife

>when your ~white~ president is so ugly that you are ashamed to post current pictures of him even into maymays.

trudeau is younger, faster and stronger, and he's also a pretty big guy (188 cm only a couple of cm shorter than trump)

apex kek

Your president is a sandnigger hahahah

Trump is old, fat and balding

Trudeau is young, fit, has nice hair, and literally beats criminals up

The obvious winner is Canada

Trump was rich as fuck, fucked all the women he wanted, and made hit TV shows

Trudeau was a trust-fund baby who was a drama teacher

Trump's fine for a 70-year-old, niggerfaggot.

trudeau is also of french descent so his cock is probably bigger than donald's.
i bet melania fantasizes about being left alone in a room with based Justin.

obviously trump because he can afford to pay for a better champion to fight in his name.

Good post. You have gained temporary status as honorary white.

This faggot needs a haircut

What is your point? Not orange and fat enough for your taste?

And yours is orange, what's your point?

Both were made rich entirely through their fathers. And you think Trudeau hasn't fucked mad bitches? What do you think an attractive trust fund kid does? You're right about the TV show though. I for one think Trump should start the apprentice presidential edition where he can grill top CIA officials and then fire them for not sucking his dick enough.

Shes probably waiting for an international crisis so donny can be distracted while she invites Trudeau to the bang tower.

Trudeau was given all his money. Trump invested with his and got majorly rich off of it

Trudeau did nothing, Canadians will vote for anyone who appears charismatic to feminine losers

He's overweight and tans to hide his blotchy old man skin.

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And yours is a cuck.

LOL, whatever you say, Ameriboo.

Actually Trump is a literal cuckold. One of his wives cheated on him while they were together.

>americans

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that cuck could BTFO donnie anywhere anytime

and his daughter converted to judaism and all his granchildren are jewish.

Yeah man he made real wise investments in steaks, board games, airliners, casinos and fraudulent schools. Forget the fact that he would have been wealthier had he just invested it in the markets and let mr sheklestein do the work for him.

oh shit nigga you roasted me, how will canada ever recover?

> that cuck could BTFO donnie anywhere anytime

Then he loses

better feminine losers than literal retards. Your president objectively speaks like a middle schooler. How embarrassing for your country.

politico.com/magazine/story/2015/08/donald-trump-talks-like-a-third-grader-121340

There's that word again. You should just screenshot that post so you don't have to type it out every time.

hmm..

In the very profound words of his dear leader. SAD!

That's the point of practice though, he won when it mattered.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pBrl88shaok

He talks like the avarage Sup Forums poster desu.

anyone else here think Trudeau kinda looks like 90s Trent Reznor?

Especially in that pic op posted.

american posts on Sup Forums, gets absolutely destroyed. many such cases. Sad!

It reminds me of this movie about a gardener who only knows about things that he saw on tv. In the movie he becomes a top adviser to Washington elites by repeating shit he saw on tv.

It's called being there

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> gets absolutely destroyed

God, that thing barely looks human

Mexico always wins baby, Mexico always wins.

no bantre or anything meant by this, but why does his hair look like that? why is his hair so just'd?

WE FLY HIGH NO LIE YOU KNOW THIS

He got cucked by his genes and can't handle being bald. You'd think the president could do a better job than that atrocious comb over. His hair has been like that his entire life too. His entire life has been his inability to come to terms with his baldness. Sad.

Nice meme

You have an entire board dedicated to shitposting:
Use it.

This entire website is dedicated to shitposting bruh