/éire/ + /celt/

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Finns out

Mongol women were MADE for Celtic seed.

>You will until I bowl you over with a cough lad.
I'll have you know that I once sat on the board of management for the National HEEMing Council of Ireland.

>You're lying or delusional if you believe this
Telling the truth, lad. What reason would I have to lie?

Not well. I ate two full baguettes today.

>nua eagran
The word order gets reversed in Irish. It's eagrán nua.

Thanks, can never figure out when that does and doesn't apply

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>see this
>mfw profile photo


which one of you is it

just picked one up from the gas station

>I'll have you know that I once sat on the board of management for the National HEEMing Council of Ireland.
Your legs couldn't support you?

Also, past tense? Someone HEEM you out of it?

Every word unless it's a prefix (sean-, ró-, etc), I think.

>What reason would I have to lie?
Well then you're deluded.

Swissyank probably.

Or just an Eye-rash American from Sup Forums.

cymru am byth ffrindiau :)

Based cops

smug welsh lad has never had sex

What's up, fellow Celts? Who here /williamwallace/?

>Someone HEEM you out of it?
Gender quotas forced me out. They wanted more women on the board - I lost out due to a "Last in - First out" policy.

>Well then you're deluded.
Whatever you say. All I know is that what I'm eating on a daily basis is well above the average food intake per day.

Welshlad btfo

why won't he stop

>anything other than mint choc protein
baka

/brianboru/ is superior

>not HEEMing the cunt

A thread for celts you say?

so long as (((HE))) is funded by Soros, (((HE))) will never

/brianboring/ haha

>not Rocky Road

>not Monto choc

(this is a pun on the name of Dubliner's songs btw)

/brianborwhu/ haha

Raspberry.

(i knew)

the harp player?

i'd rather be a paki than a Dub

'tis a shame you're both

I'd rather be a Dub than a /brit/

>paki
>dub
>implying they arent the same thing

>the harp is brian boru's
>A human using the harp of dagda
HAHAHA

Deep Heat is good stuff.

not eating right lad

done a bit of reading and just worked out that I get 1200-1500kcals a day of basically pure carbs. think this might be a exacerbating my constantly grim mood but I feel full most of the time and have no motivation to eat more/differently.

Can't find it anywhere now

Have to use that Deep Freeze stuff

Eat some meat lad.
Get a george foreman grill and it's easy.

...

>Dub
>brit
Choose both

Are celtic/irish women really the most beautiful in the world, or is that just a bunch of memes.

They are gorgeous.

>Are celtic/irish women really the most beautiful in the world

No, what about yours?

The impression I get is that they're man-jawed skanks.

ah yes, the pinnacle of beauty

Purely memes.

Sisters are having a fall out and trying to drag me into it.

Watch out their hotblooded brothers will "HEEM" you if they find out you're dating their girl.

Roll up your sleeves lad.

Tell them if they want your support on it, they need to give you the succ n fucc and then stay out of it.

Meme to the maximum

>hotblood

Dreadful gimmick

The one on the right looks like some Ulaidh Gaelgoirette qt in the university.

Would dickaroo, buíochas le Día

BOW DOWN TO THE CELTIC MAN

who exactly is this guy

made for the pleasure of the iberian genital

He goes by the name Kev 1 dot jpg and he is your master now.

3 below freezing out
might do my pushups on the deck today

why is he walking towards the camera?
thats what I wanna know

Loyal Kev

As a real man he walks away from nothing.

It was said that he would destroy the Brits, not join them!

he was as close as anyone gets to destroying them but failed unfortunately

was expecting the bit of snow that's after falling to make me slip a bit but it wasnt a problem
was quite enjoyable actually
45 tomorrow

Snow can be crunchy.

>snow
>slippy
You're thinking of ice lad

nah there was barely any of it
and if your hands and feet are bare (as mine were) the body heat melts it very quickly, and the wood surface doesnt give much friction in that case
barely a sprinkle of it though as i said

Improved.

took me a bit

The beautifulist.

Took me more than a bit

have my younger brother's old hurley here
though it's much too small for to play with, it's the perfect size for HEEMing a couple skulls

Accidentally said one sister had a point and now the others aren't talking to me.

I'd recognize those hobbit feet anywhere, swissyank.

I'll take the other sisters off ye, what's their colour green or orange?

hope my sisters turn out all right.
hobbits are barefoot
gaels were also historically barefoot
hobbits are hairy (read: high test)
gaels are also hairy and therefore high test
hobbits were an agrarian society almost unknown to the whole world who defeated the greatest evil on the planet
etc

>manlet

No coming back from that I'm afraid

Think one of my brothers would be better for you.

lads how do i make porridge the right way? i just do one part oats, two parts milk and stir it in a pot on the cooker, but it takes way too long and always ends up being underdone
am i doing something wrong?

>brother
That's new.

As if you needed a picture to recognise it.

whats your height lad?
is it?

That's true, only the swissyank is capable of posting such shite.

I'd say I am edging on 6ft 4. Never got myself measured.

somehow i doubt that

Darada is a PI hired by the skype cabal in order to reveal swissyanks true identity.

he's got no doxxable info on me

YET

"ireland" A.K.A. ">muh heritage" A.K.A. "Éire" A.K.A. "CEO of MICKED" A.K.A. "ARD RÍ NA MICKED" A.K.A. "irishlad" A.K.A. "your man" A.K.A. "Pat Mustard"
>15 years old
>is not blond
>does not have blue eyes
>lives in Chicago
>lived in Switzerland at some point in the past
>lived in Laois
>father is Swiss
>mother is Irish
>step-father is Greek
>father currently lives in France, married to a woman from Hong Kong
>has 3 sisters and brother
>one is 2 years old and only a half-sister, says she's his favourite
>one is 15 years old, asserts that he finds her unnatractive
>one is 10 years old and is bad at playing cards
>younger brother has a hurl
>posts on 8gag and KC
>claims his lack of friends is due to being "Irish"
>posts on Sup Forums during school, even during class
>has jungle fever
>is attracted to a negress
>was rejected twice by one girl (possibly the negress)
>is bad at the tin whistle
>owns an accordion
>has foot fetish
>bites his nails
>surname is possibly Keegan
>has two surnames
>knows someone named Shamir

Any day now, any day.

Does my being taller than you make you uncomfortable?

you forgot to post his face with his bigfoot hair

>>has two surnames
How does that happen

Hyphenation?

Darada has files on more than just Swissyank though.

adopted his father-in-law's

How and why would you do that

Mam's name and Da's name

unmarried parents

Feminist mother and/or bastardry.

>yfw swissyank is a legitimate bastard