Czech Republic whores

So how's prostitution over there? how expensive is it? Is it hard too find good looking women? What should I avoid?

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>unable to get whores for free in KEK republic

definiton of beta cuck

1) pick ANY Czech woman you see on the street
2) Approach her and say 'Ahoj slično, hcete zašukat za pet tisic korun?'
3) Whether you drag her into a CzechBus, bang her on the Streets or throw a whole bogus Casting, she won't mind the place or the manner of šukanje, so long as she gets the penize.
4) Did I mention all the guys are for sale, too?

I just now learned that Czechoslovakia didn't exist anymore. Nice.

Are the women easy over there? I don't speak russian so I can't talk to them

Hm no idea what that means but I don't think I should say it.

But are they all sluts over there or what? you guys seem to dislike them

they dont speak russian either

what does hcete mean

want to

Oh, and penize does not actually mean penis. It's an old KuK term for cash.

Top kek troll.

*Ahoj slečno, chcete zašukat za pět tisíc korun?

It is chcete btw. And read like "khtsete" in burger speak.

Aren't they rightful russian clay? Nah i'm joking, but I don't speak czech.

Honestly I just want to visit those places.

want to fuck for 5k.

>slečno

So naughty! (sleči means to undress in SLO)

This

>"khtsete

I thought the whole point of this ch funny business was to differentiate the less guttural form of the h it represents from [x] which is the only way of pronouncing h for us barbaric South Slavs?

Ch = [x]

You are right, but "kh" is often used to approximate that for G*rmanics.

Svléknout se in Czech/Vyzliecť sa in Slovak.
Slečna = young lady (unmarried) in Czech and Slovak.

how much is 5000 krun? about 300 euro?

almost half that much

but to be fair, actors in Czech reality porn usually sell themselves for about 20k kor

Yeah, real life doesn't work like porn.

Honest question though, what can I visit there, would I be fine without speaking the language? what should I visit?

U-R-GUAY lol
you better visit germany or sweden you homo
we beat your kind here
ajj bjež odavde ahahaha

we have both h and ch and they sound same :^)

Prague and the history stuff, in big towns you can speak English, especially in Prague (no experience tho as I just spoke Slovak).

Go somewhere else pls

We have enough tourists like you from uk etc

jebo ti paš mater

So the common places? no secret ones you don't tell tourists about cause you don't want them there?

I don't know when I'll have time but i'm considering visiting around the area so i'll to learn some words in the meantime.

Don't be a fag you hurt my feelings m8

*pas
its pas
okay you would fit in i guess

in secret ones people dont speak english

>its pas
I'll remember it.

I saw one insult with your mom and a horse that seemed more fun but I don't think it was written properly

Iam serious...we are aiming now at rich tourists from china, russia, Us who actually spend some money here not some young retarded latino who wants to fuck poor ukranian girl in brothel and than go drinking cheap beer and pissing everywhere

vaju bom s pasom po nagi riti!

all are alike
>1 jebo ti konj mater
>2 jebo ti pas mater
>3 jebo ti bog/isus/bog isus mater
>4 jebo ti bik mater
>5 jebem ti mater
here number 2 and 3 and 5 are mostly used

you forgot 'jebem ti sunce', which is a real gem of popular expression

We've had legal whores from all over the place since forever in here why the fuck would I want to go there to fuck your malnourished sex slave whores? Use your brain you dumb faggot and go kill yourself too.

Google translates that to
>you'll belt with the naked ass!

Which doesn't make sense.

They seem what would everyone would say yeah

So why you asking in your OP post?

This was the one I mentioned about the horse, dunno if it's right

jebo ti kogn krvavim kurtžem sestru na majčinom grobu

I'll lash you both with my belt on your naked asses

(pas means belt in Slovene whereas it means dog in Croatian)

>So why you asking in your OP post?
Because it was a joke you dumb russian rapebaby.

That makes more sense, you guys seem to have a lot of creative insults by the way. We're pretty foul mouthed too

jebo ti konj krvavim kurcem sestru na majčinom grobu

(may a horse with a bloody dick fuck your sister on your mother's grave)

another Yugo zinger

you need to use opasač for belt then
what you say for dog, pes, ker? its not ker, ker is adjective for something?

Good one

Next time try to be nicer when you ask for something

oh no, that's not us, that's Croatia and Serbia. Slovenian traditionally has the most innocent insults, which are more like minced oaths, really.

Tristo kosmatih, kakšna scena! (three hundred furry ones, what a scene!)
Jebela cesta! (the road is white! - alluding to jebati - to fuck)
vrag te vzemi! (devil take you - this one's a serious insult)
naj te strela udari! (lighting strike you! - this one was usually the cue for unsheathing the knives in 19th century Slovenian taverns)

Pes (pron. ps), yes. Opasač is a utility belt, I think. Is that you word for it?

So from what I see your languages are all similar in base but some words can mean different things.

Or are they way too different in normal conversation?

vykuř mi

we use remen but if someone says opasati/pasati/pašem se it also works

>vrag te vzemi! (devil take you - this one's a serious insult)
That doesn't seem very insulting, is there a special meaning to it or what? are you guys very religious or something?

>So from what I see your languages are all similar in base but some words can mean different things.

Yes, that's right. Also the accentuation, syntax, cases are only slightly different. And 20 - 30% of the vocabulary. I'd say our languages as similar as Portuguese and Spanish, though I may be overestimating the proximity between those two languages. But you can understand each other in writing, right? We can for the larger part, though it took me some dictionary delving to really become fluent.

For instance, if mentioned the word remen, i'd have no clue what he was talking about, but he'd surely be able to find a synonym I understood, and vice versa.

Czech is the language that's just too different for holding a cross-language conversation, even if the similarities are apparent.

dont know, those slovenian ones really seem innocent
we use "vrag te jebi" casually here
(devil fucks you)

Czech and Slovak are almost the same, the other ones I can kinda-sorta get the general meaning but not really understand.

This. But I haven't travelled that much in Czech Rep. desu, I can recommend you places in Slovakia. Prague was nice through, despite the touristiness, through obviously I felt less like a tourist there being Slovak than some "I wanna be in Czech porn yay" tourist.

what do you mean

We use both opasok and remeň.

dont invite foreigners here you daft cunt

We used to be when this phrase was in fashion, and maybe our secularisation is the reason why our insults were replaced by a more vulgar mix of newly coined native ones and basic Serbo-Croatian ones as time went along (we say jebi se, pojdi v rit, v rit se zaleti, or kurc te gleda,, but never 'pes ti mater jebe', it's still too much for us)

i remember when we were in czech republic at excursion and we asked some older lady for a tavern. we say "gde cafe bar/taverna/bertija/kafić" she doesnt understand
then somebody shouted "KRČMA" and she told us immediately lol

Yeah, krčma is some old school vocabulary. You can't expect them to understand birtija tho, haha.

>. But you can understand each other in writing, right?

Well to be honest I don't know because I lived in a neighboring brazilian town for like 5 years when I was a kid so I just picked up the language without really trying. I don't know if other people can understand it so easily.

>Czech is the language that's just too different for holding a cross-language conversation, even if the similarities are apparent.
I'll have that in mind when learning, we have a czech embassy here so maybe they can teach me some stuff.
That you're poor or you go to fuck slav girls

>That you're poor
probably poor behaviour. anglo tourists are worst in my experience. they go around shouting and being disrespectful like they own the place. probably catched it from their fellow dark-skinned countrymen

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Do this and don't forget to stream it online

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You're late now

very easy.

czech women love the big polish pole

>go to czechia
>find a qt
>say "cześćszukam dziewczyny"
>she's already wet and all mine

Are poles the nignogs of slav land?

Here's a czech woman singing how much she craves to be fucked by a BPP (Big Polish Pole)

youtu.be/B_kMMYQISeg

he was joking

word szukaćmeans to look for [something] but it sounds the same as the czech šukat which means to fuck

so if you go to czechia and say
przyjechałem tutaj szukać dziewczyny
which means i came here to look for a girl

a czech might understand i came here to fuck a girl

Why does it have so many dislikes

So it might get you slapped?

basically, though i think it's a well known meme among our nations by now

>Why does it have so many dislikes
butthurt czech beta males

>So it might get you slapped?
No. You get your dick wet.

Man this thread made me realize how little I know about that part of the world

>butthurt czech beta males
what does it talk about

>No. You get your dick wet.
they scare you and you piss yourself?

I heard you can pick up any random Czech qt off the street for about 5000 krona. Why are you slavshits so disgusting and whorish?

Ching chong ping pong

>Czechstreets is Czechenia's most famous contribution to the world

try next time with polish zloty

their eyes shine when they see a banknote larger than 50 PLN

It's a pretty good contribution though