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fuck /brit/ 2bh lads

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superior british engineering

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dormer 2bh lads

janny

>In the violence against the person category, the national average is 16.7 per 1000 population while Southampton is 42.4 per 1000 population. In the theft from a vehicle category, the national average is 7.6 per 1000 compared to Southampton's 28.4 per 1000.

seen one of these the other day

Stop cumming with 70% boners

why

will u answer?

I'd be surprised it that runs

really enjoy this gimmick

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ah yes

CUTE

Start watching porn.

just bantz, nothing personnel

I love Jews and Muslims

fucks sake

ah yes was wondering that myself

Have never lost my phone or wallet

You have to be a complete mong to do this

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Ol' cide' (dark fruits)

>drinking cider

Mmm on your period eh

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me and the lass

ate an entire 6 pack of meat pies in one sitting and it's not even 8am

absolutely consumed by melancholic ennui desu

built like a fucking tank i am send me over to fight the muzzies

sip

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Except that vehicle rentals and delivery services are readily available, and usually for a lower price than a pickup truck puts on your annual running costs over a car.

Also over here you can still get a lot of hauling done with a car and a cheap trailer, unlike the cucked US where new cars are rarely even rated for towing anymore because the average retard can't be trusted with it, and where you need - or are made to believe you need - a pickup truck to tow as little as an ATV.

could do with some hot cider

Both of his shoulders look dislocated

Business idea: modern victorian style buildings

racist anti-semitic post

Never understood this meme hatred of Monster. Diet monster tastes quite good and somewhat energizing. It's something I'd gladly buy with someone else's money.

really need a bf

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kid nephew watched a few russian angry birds/bad piggie letsplay videos on my laptop a few days ago and now my youtube homepage has a load of cyrillic-language videos with weird as fuck thumbnail pics

the fuck is going on in that country at all?

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L O N D O N

No wait ...

L E I P Z I G

Btw the Rangers fans visiting was really fun, top lads.

victorian england was a stinking shithole and most of the buildings were shit

germany does this a lot

not completely a fan but it works out well sometimes

Rothberg Goldenstein

Better than beer

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that's cute

I'm jewish you silly cunt

do I need to set my name to "British Resident Kike"?

>stinking shithole
It was about 150 years ago, and only the North

>buildings were shit
The buildings were beautiful and some of the finest in the world, with the exclusion of Northern industrial towns where everything, even then, was shit

I'M GONNA MAKE NAT TURNER LOOK LIKE MLK! - what did he mean by this?

10/10

Do dogs drink seawater?

>deliveroo meant to be delivered in 10 minutes
>still only at the "accepted" stage

ahhhh yes

Greater London

>"modern"

suspected it was you

Dogs will drink and eat anything presented to them, they don't recognise that something is bad for them or that they're already full.

post arsehole

>only the North

lies, london was worse than anywhere, you've got a real chip on your shoulder

>he actually thinks this

Sorry but
>highest relative wealth
>highest relative living standards
>highest relative standard of education

It's like people in a hundred years saying we lived in squalor because we still wipe our arses with paper

yes but when they were good, they were really good

fuck off dane user. the green belt must stay

A boat this big is shameful decadence and probably not even paid off yet.

Dogs are literally pets for imbeciles

Cats are the thinking man's choice

guarantee this ponce got sparked out by some random lad on his very first weekend at manchester uni

Could Katy Perry be a good presidential candidate for the US 2020 election?

>london was worse than anywhere
What are you on about you clueless fucking dolt

The government has focused everything on London for the last 400 years

shant be giving (You)s to the yank on holiday or the rump roasted london 'sheed

>relative
ah yes
it was still a stinking shithole but it wasn't as bad as other stinking shitholes so that makes it alright

fuck off

still floats

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It was better than anywhere else in the world you mong

It was the best society of the era

>the north was shit even in the victorian era

sparks fizzing in my brain trying to make sense of this

>work hard, play hard

cats are the lazy mans choice since they basically look after themselves

they're great for that really
they clean themselves
they don't require your attention all of the time
all they need is feeding and a catflap so they can go outside
they deal with pests
they even bury their own shit

yaaaasssss

Wish I had this positivity

london had the biggest horseshit problem

it was 2m deep across the whole city, you're so insecure about da norf that it corrupts every single thought in your tiny mind

that's shit

America was better

literally what I said
just because it wasn't as shit as other places in the world doesn't make it some utopia, it was still a filthy shithole

>1.8L turbo passat torque: 145nm
>Dodge Ram ISB CR torque: 752nm

nah it's great

it's just in disrepair because the church of scientology bought it and have done nothing with it

not eating right lad

done a bit of reading and just worked out that I get 1200-1500kcals a day of basically pure carbs. think this might be a exacerbating my constantly grim mood but I feel full most of the time and have no motivation to eat more/differently.

also fuck /eire/ and fuck those captchas with the fading images that make you choose 10 pics and still tell you to fuck off

she'd make a good candidate for complementary slave-wife for any refugees who want to use her

proof?

would love to fivestar that slaphead twat's baldy tomato head

a young devil and his hellhound

>FEED ME WALK ME TAKE ME TO SHIT AND PISS ROOOOOOOOOOO

ah yes, dogs

>greater population, wealthier people = more horse ownership, more horseshit

Northerners are this fucking stupid. You are only making London look better

Should I do it? I haven't had ben and jerrys and ages and I'm not really bothered about six pound, just feel like I'm being violated

didn't even mention the green belt la

19th century london had masses of starving people dying from polio and typhoid, sewers in the middle of the street, pigs and chickens running around freely, the air was thick with pollution which turned the facade of every building jet black, a foul, wretched and stinking place.

bullets are flying diagonal

>bedtime is no longer an abstract prospect

fuck it, I'll extend it to 12

Business idea: knock down most of old towns and start again

>iam

rekon his mum mispelled his name on the birth certificate the dozy mare

do not care

Industrial companies in the North literally made loads of runt sheds and chicken coops for the workers to live in. 150 years on and Northerners live in these now (among mosques)

Utter sad dismal state of affairs