Canada's gift for the world.
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A maple leaf makes see those boops now.
Canada's gift for the world
Nathaniel Kelly
Connor Howard
>those asmr kissing sounds
I can't help imagining her sucking my cock.
Easton Wright
>asmr
I will never understand this fetish
Andrew Flores
Dropped at the word "Canada".
Canucks are subhuman waste. A penal colony of the French and British which has produced nothing to the world in all of it's existence.
Lincoln Anderson
silly bint
Elijah Lopez
Listen to Crystal Ship by the doors. Close your eyes and concentrate on the piano solo.
Anthony Adams
>looking for out gift to the world
>choose an egghead with a receding hairline and pancake tits
Are you from an African tribe or something, OP?
Easton Moore
I'm a descendant of Gengis Khan and I would leak 9000 liters of semen in between those breasts.
Kevin Wood
OP is a virgin
as is
Caleb Baker
Too bad she's a dyke.
Thomas Gomez
Is she?
Kevin Rivera
>tfw I have earbuds instead of headphones and ASMR doesn't do anything.
It makes some tingles with headphones.
Nicholas Reyes
Yup, true dat bro. She has spoken about her gf in some of her videos.
Well, she could be a bisexual as well but I don't think so.
Ian King
Her girlfriend is a little femcut tomboy so you might still have a chance.
Why not glaze that nice frontal DOME?
Henry Garcia
first worlders have so few concerns that they had time enough to invent this whispering shit
Jonathan Ross
I just watch asmr vids when I want to sleep quickly, obviously not these type of asmr videos they just make me feel angry and depressed
Jace Brown
First time I've seen this kind of videos. I feel depressed now, this is the closest I've been to know what it's like to have a gf and it kills me that I don't and most likely won't.
Ayden Martinez
At least you retards have Gfs
Adrian Barnes
This is so unrealistic, if she really was your gf she would be complaining non stop, not whispering like an autist with her tits out.
Jordan Cooper
>Listening to """"""asmr""""""
Jose Reyes
Internal improvement comes first, continentfriend.
Also please don't get one like her if you do improve.
Camden Green
>these type of asmr videos they just make me feel angry and depressed
this tbqh familia
Jonathan Lee
I don't have a gf, I used to watch girlfriend simulator asmr some time ago but stopped because I think they are retarded
Jordan Diaz
Wispering/Talking is the worst """asmr""" ever.
Andrew Johnson
Well that would be nice also. I could tell her my clinically testested semen can make her hair grow and she would beg for it every day.
Elijah Young
You don't know how Norwegian girls are like when I give them my khan cock.
Your little viking weener makes them grumpy.
Levi Ortiz
Will it help her saggy granny tits too?
You must be a national treasure by now.
Josiah Anderson
Who knows. We Fingolians have very strong and fertile semen.
I'm sure she would drop your jaws if you saw her undressing in front of you. You're just compensating your virginity with your insulting comments. You couldn't resist her godly sex appeal.
Andrew Richardson
this
Jeremiah White
Different leaf here
You have a point that he's mostly being a bitter faggot. But he also has a point in regards to the fact that she most certainly isn't a "goddess" or anything like that. Of course, I would still smash it with the force of a thousand suns, as I'm sure the other leaf would too (despite what he's saying ITT).
Daniel Baker
Well, she may be a brainless blonde bimbo and she has too much makeup to be godly, but she is definitely way hotter than average.
If you deny that, then you must have really fucking high standards over there.
Camden Thompson
Insultleaf here.
As she's running a home business and has income from multiple sources I'd actually say she's nowhere near brainless, just taking advantage of the market opening.
That aside, if some makeup and a pushup bra are all it takes for you that's your own business. You certainly aren't alone.
Brandon Torres
Not my kind of asmr tbqhwyf.
This is true asmr kino youtu.be
Ephemeral rift is the god of ASMR.
Nathan Rivera
>As she's running a home business and has income from multiple sources I'd actually say she's nowhere near brainless, just taking advantage of the market opening.
You're right, she's not even stupid.
Jesus I wanna breed with her.
Aiden Campbell
Let's plays are friend simulators. It logically follows asmr videos are gf simulators.
Mason Brown
>fetish
wut
I just watch it for the tingly feeling you get hear that certain triggering sound.
And it helps me fall asleep. 10 minutes of ASMR and I'm out.
Daniel Miller
>implying the best ASMRtist isn't a male who doesn't sexualize his videos.
Although you're right that most people watch the gf simulator ones, those just make me cringe and slightly depressed so I can't.
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Zachary Robinson
>Canada's gift for the world.
this downie face is NOT my Grime-Grime
Jackson Hill
Superior ASMRfu coming through
Chase Sanders
she's a dyke
Joshua Lopez
Miten menee nofap teille, ystäväni?
David Nguyen
There must be something wrong with you if you don't want Gwen to cuddle you asleep.
Orly Luigi. Not exactly any news if you'd just bothered to read through the thread.
Camden Gonzalez
Don't bother Hans, you're failing it.
Wyatt Wright
Thankfully I haven't sank that low. I can't manage a relationship but I still get laid every once in a while thanks to the internet and not being ugly/fat. So watching those makes me feel pathetic and sad like I'm some lonely fuck ( I kinda am)
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Jordan Nguyen
I feel sleepy now, so good night boys.
Wish me sweet dreams about Gwen :3
Brody Collins
go back to Sup Forums
Logan Rivera
best asmrfu is amalzd
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I want qt levant gf NOW