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Night's King edition

How does he dies? I say killed by Longclaw by Jon.

I will screencap all answers and post in 2 years.

why aren't you playing ck2?

First for hop on.

>stab and sliced stomach and fall into a river
>can still somehow survive and walk

Why is logic thrown out of the window? She would just die and collapse alone from the blood loss.

Can she just fucking die already no one cares about her.

Valyrian steel double daggers from the bad pussy!

PRESTON REVIEW WHEN

First for Her Holy Lewdness

Who /highforsparrow/ here?

What is his endgame?

drogon eats him

because I'm too dumb to figure out how to play it

plus i've been playing better games

Are you fucking stupid? Do you know how long it takes to die from puncture wounds to the stomach?
The answer is days.

Not to mention that she was stabbed way more than Roose and Areo, who are much bigger and stronger than her, yet they died on the spot while she somehow retained fighting strength and kept moving.

QUENTYN IS ALIVE AND PRESTON JACOBS IS ALWAYS HALF RIGHT

I have a feeling margaery will backstab him at some point.

What did they mean by this?

stannis

People are too used to see character collapsing and falling unconscious after 1 knife hit in movies.
It doesn't work like that

>be a minor noble in King's Landing, enjoying life fucking bitches drinking wine all day erry day
>hang out in a brothel with the lads gangbanging a wench
>suddenly a faint smell of shit reaches my nose
>I turn around, see some old peasant wearing a potato sack, with a bunch of insane fanatics with nunchuks behind him
>"u a sinner m8" he says and comes closer to me
>the stench of human and dog shit gets stronger; I finally realize that this old peasant is literally smeared with feces
>Scrunch my nose but it's not enough
>old peasant comes even closer
>"u wearing shoes m8"
>HOLY SHIT, I can smell his breath now, it literally stinks of rotten fruit, wet dog and decayed gums
>stop breathing because that's the only way to ignore the stench, meanwhile he keeps on rambling about fucking shoes and wine and atonement but I don't pay attention because my brain is shutting off due to lack of oxygen
>have to get some air, open my nose again
>"u mind if I sit m8? my arthritic knees are killing me"
>his rancid breath enters my nose and I can't fucking take it anymore, I puke all over him
>he just licks the vomit off his face and flashes a shit eating smug smirk as he orders his goons to arrest me
>next thing I know I'm in a filthy dungeon and septa Unella is raping me in the ass with a shoe
>she wants me to confess my sins but I've done nothing wrong
>I'm starving and dehydrated, ask for water
>septa Unella pours some water on her dirty feet and tells me to lick it
>desperate enough to do so but it doesn't help
>she leaves me in the dark and the rats start gnawing on my flesh
>I finally die, it's sad but at least I don't have to hear or smell their shit anymore or see the old peasant's smug grin
>there's literally nothing after life, only endless silent darkness
>hello darkness my old friend starts playing

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Ayra will likely pull some magical bullshit to that explains how she lived or something. Just fuck my show up.

>never experienced blood loss AND falling into a fucking river

Fuck off kid. Real life isn't video games or shitty movies.

is dead

They are both going do get blown up by Cercei and her wildfire

who

How about fuck your nigger ads.

is Sansa ever gonna tell Jon about Theon?

>I have a feeling margaery will backstab him at some point.

>implying it won't be the other way around.

top kek

>Fuck off kid. Real life isn't video games or shitty movies.

Exactly you stupid faggot.

thats preston? Did not imagine him looking like that. Legitimately pictured sweetrobin.

ya

Roose was stabbed right in the stomach
"Arya" looks like she got stabbed in the gut

if joffrey was still around the cunts head would be on a stake

True, but people are also used to seeing it in this very show and twice before in this season alone.

The consistency is fucked.

>2016
>gifs

If the Arya that got stabbed is really Jaqen, why is he stumbling around looking confused? Wouldn't he just die and be done with it?

DONT read this:

reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep

>that hair
JUST

That's Septa Unella.

Here's another for (you)

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It's to make us (the viewers) think that's really Arya.

if you want a WEBm go make it yourself shit dick.

No, that's just not fucking true.
If you're an adolescent female that gets sliced, then stabbed multiple times in the abdomen, then you jump into a septic river and walk around aimlessly, you're going to pass out from bloodloss within minutes and die either from bloodloss or sepsis within hours. Learn to think.

Who is this kosher knob drainer?

she's a tranny

most people die in their sleep user

>night king edition
>no Euron pic

I am confused

>GIF.gif

Killed by meme magic

:-(
Here's your (you) asshole

jon sacrifices himself to distract the nights king while the mother of burgers sweeps in with drogon and kills him with dragon fire.

Damn

SHAME

Are you a med student?

>tfw no tall blonde butterface milf with a tight bod to dominate me

hmmm..

Fuck u pig

He's just a buffoon who will be dead by the halfway point of season 7.

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This is how GoT will end:

>Night's King and Jon clash swords, sparks flying into the air
>Night's King disarms Jon and knocks him to the ground, about to plunge his sword down into his stomach
>All of a sudden Sansa runs up to the Night's King and kisses him on the cheek in a desperate attempt to save her brother's life
>Night's King blushes, and turns to Sansa
>Sansa smiles seductively and removes her clothes, enticing the Night's King
>Night's King eyes pops out of his skull and he yells AROOGA AROOGA
>Sansa weds Night's King, bringing about a new age of peace
>Final credits song is I'm A Believer

I can't risk it. :x

Here's your (you)

Manlets, when will they learn?

Take a fucking good look at this And tell me you won't be crawling for help. Don't forget she fell down the canal.

She would drown.

>bloodloss
>sepsis
you don't know how either of those work do you?
cause basically no,
abdomen wounds 101: if you don't die in minutes you'll last for days/weeks

SHAME!

Why is he so based?

what episode will Jon Con show up in?

I want sandor to keep the axe and peasant clothes, full on axe murderer justice.

Yeah i agree, the result of a knife hit depends on w/e suit the writer lol.

Would you keep fighting?

DELETE THIS

Fuck you.

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reply to this faggot so he dies in his sleep

fuck the freys
fuck the lannisters

Also, did anyone else think the dialogue in this episode was atrocious? All sounds phoned in.

No, and I'm not a doctor. She got sliced across the intestines and then got stabbed either in the stomach or the liver, multiple times. Then she jumped in a literal river of shit, and started walking around. With even modern medical attention, she could still die. Stage one sepsis death rate is something like 25%.

>he doesn't know Euron is the final boss

bow you shit

It really goes to show how bad the show is when the most recent ep was the greatest, only for including KangzFish and The Hound.

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God please I hope she does, fucking cunt.

>Best Jon will never be in the show
i think that's for the better
r-right?

it'll probably reveal her warg powers or some shit, she'll get some dog to help her get medical attention

never

Are we even going to get another Dorne scene? I mean, don't get me wrong the quality of the show improved rapidly since Dorne was out of the picture.

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At least you could feasibly explain Areo's sudden death-by-snek as a severed aorta or something. Arya's plot armor is ridiculous.

yes

same

then why did you reply?
IT WAS ALL A RUSE

don't be an idiot, GOT or at least the books never resorted to such cheap tactics.
I can't believe i'm pulling a shiro
but people die when they are killed!
they don't take a stroll.
by the new writing standards of the show, Rob should have survived the red wedding and magically jumped out of the castle into the river

Here is your (you)

They will be back in the series finale, probably just as an army in a battle somewhere

I have no doubt Arya will survive. It's just bullshit filler.

Even my showfag gf didn't buy it. Literally said "she should have died" and then "i bet it's not even her".

>making shit up
She was walking around for seconds, maybe a minute tops. This is totally in the realm of realism.

Wow

>could
exactly