Sup Forums is supposed to be where all the best taste is but none of you guys would last a fucking half second in...

Sup Forums is supposed to be where all the best taste is but none of you guys would last a fucking half second in brooklyn. BK is all about cool underground soul/funk/jazz fusion. But I never see that here. Shit like this

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who is lady

yikes

imagine being able to have sex with someone like that
it would probably change your entire attitude towards life

I don't think anyone read that paragraph bud. So anyway, who's the girl? Fuckin stunning

Nah it doesn't help that much tbf

brooklyn is the aids infested dick of new york

this girl is a 6.5/10 at the absolute maximum

I guarantee more than half of you could fuck her

>the ankh ring

WE

>New Yorkers ride their own dick, the post.

way to embody the stereotype, OP. gg.

Correct. The only thing appreciably above average about her is her bosoms but that's in large part aided by her dress

I'm not very attractive, only barely cute IMO, and I had a girl who looked almost just like her but without the tits flirting with me randomly. Even got her number

...

...

That's the hottest side boob I've seen in a long time

Name a better American city. You literally can't.

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San Francisco

Philadelphia
Cleveland
Detroit

What are you majoring in at NYU, OP?

Are you trying to make her look hotter? Because you're accomplishing the opposite

Literally any.

faggot: the city

new york but all of the filth with none of the good stuff
crime
corruption
city literally went bankrupt
loses population every year because people are constantly leaving the shithole that is detroit

>doubling down and blissfully unaware
again, you fulfill the stereotype. keep going.

i sincerely hope this post is satire.

dear god please let this post be satire amen

Cleveland made Pere Ubu and NYC didn't

Checkmate

Chicago

is a shithole

>city
>good
Suburbs and rural are the only places to live

t. Trump voter

I don't give a shit about your concrete island built on stratified layers of garbage filled with millions of special snowflakes

no gives a shit about you either

I'm glad we're in agreement

yep your cousin is calling

>Brooklyn

As if I would ever want to live anywhere near there. I just wouldn't FUCKING GET IT

youtu.be/xVtuwxeqBYM

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wow i feel like im really missing out

most people on mu arent necessarily bad looking, just extremely socially inadequate which is a deal breaker 99% of the time

assuming shes not a degenerate cock carousel, gf material qt

she's a female m8
what do you think she does all day besides get dicked down

>brooklyn
>cool
>2017

t. never talked to a girl

depends on the girl, most are sluts nowadays but some arent, whether in principle or just too shy, for instance both my sisters wont have sex until marriage but theyre much more intelligent than average so maybe thats why

>but some arent
kek

whatever you say lad

so virginity is a family thing for you guys huh?

well at least they'll get married some day ;^)

Quite a reasonable assumption to make based on those pictures, my good man!

>7:49
kek

What the hell is that image?

in case any of you anons havent been to brooklyn. It's filled to the brim with faggy hipsters. Like so many pretentious faggy hipsters who dress in the most faggy way.

yeah, i had 3 gfs in high school that i took the virginity of just to get there first kek

only the women, theyre more selective man

t. /r9k/ beta

cousin fucker, where do you think you are?

saved for cringe thread

>cringe

cringe

tru

-libtard

t. teenager that is trying to be a hipster

>inb4

This. Ron Jeremy and Prince are sex icons and were both weird looking manlets in their prime. Meanwhile Elliot Rodger was quite attractive but look how far he got with women

We contain our autism to the internet. Those people do not.

>Sup Forums is supposed to be where all the best taste is

hahahaha lol

Sup Forums is basically the opposite. It's just full of white suburbanites who read a lot of Pitchfork

>Sup Forums is supposed to be where all the best taste is
Hahahaha! Who told you that? Think maybe they were being sarcastic, man.

It's also filled with faggets

Face-wise I agree, Boobies-wise they're literally the perfect size

Detroit

>none of you guys would last a fucking half second in brooklyn
yep. too many niggers and jews

brooklyn is fucking garbage

if there's nuclear war, you'll be vaporized almost immediately

lol

> living in Jew York