Tfw have to wait 4 years for another deathmarch

>tfw have to wait 4 years for another deathmarch

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> tfw we were so close of winning the gold

Tokyo might have the best deathmarch, imagine these guys shitting themselves and dying next to anime characters and shit

There must be a deathmarch in between the Olympics, like a World Championship or something?

holy shit

>Diniz will never win an olympic medal despite having set the world record and will only be remembered for shitting his pants

it's not fair

>he's struggling
>his knees start to buckle
>he stumbles to the ground
>giant Pikachu is at hand to pick him up
>thank you giant Pikachu
>he goes on to win Bronze

There is i believe, and i think it's next year

>deathmarch in Tokyo
>japanese leading
>gets DSQ'd 2km from the finish
>seppukus right there on the street.

Yes.

>miss the deathmarch because of wageslaving
>have to wait 4 years

Once the dates for the Tokyo Olympics come out I'm gonna request off. I don't care if they make the schedule in January

Next year in London, and in 2019.

Diniz will light up the olympic torch with an explosive diarrhea

>tfw you missed it totally 4 years ago and never knew just how great it was
This year did not dissapoint

Isn't it also humid as fuck there this time of year?

Straight out of an anime, Nigel.

I'd pay to see it happen.

Your girl had one job, Mexico. You could have made China eternally butthurt.

Isn't walking down the street knowing there's a decent chance you'll die a regular event in Mexico?

From what I've read here on the chan, it gets incredibly hot in Japan in August. However, the last time the summer Olympics were in Far East Asia (Seoul '88) they waited until September to start so that the athletes won't have to deal with 90 degree weather all day every day

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Summer_Olympics

>Opening ceremony
24 July
>Closing ceremony
9 August

MURDER
DEATH
KILL

>Diniz
Isn't he a portuguese expatriate?
Holy shit, is there any "pure" french out there?

>the new and epic "every french athlete is from another country" meme

Born in France. His grandfather was Portuguese and that's where his name comes from.

That's not what i meant, frogbro. I know you have genuine french athletes, like Renaud and Lemaitre, but it's just amazing how so many people in France have some foreigner background.
Just for curiosity, which French region in the most pure?

Is there even such thing as ethnic French? Even fucking Napoleon was Italian.

>pure
GTHO Sup Forums

Guess that'd be Brittany, although I doubt there are any numbers on that.

Probably are more ethnic french than ethnic brazilians since you're all technically portuguese immigrants

Bataan 2: Electric Boogaloo

Tokyo 2020 Death March will the kino of kino death marches.

and Dumas was half black

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1/4, his father was a mulatto
would you retards consider any brazilian athlete with a german/italian last name not brazilian? after all portuguese colons founded your shithole, and only them and natives can be considered, right?

:^)

Irrelevant, Brazil is an immigrant country.

all countries are the result of immigration processes, retard

british user posted on the other thread

Yes, but Brazil is from a really recent immigration process, from XIX century, to be more accurate.
While frenchs were suposed to be a united people, is much more common to see "pure" germans/english/slav than "pure" frenchs.

did the girls also shit themselves?

apparently #61 did but we weren't 100% sure of it

this thread is gross lol

they only walk 20km

France had huge immigration waves in the XIXth century coming from Portugal, Spain and Italy.

>that shot off the glasses

Pure kino

what is it about this race that causes people to shit themselves within 2 hours
really

also is Diniz ok?
he looked like he ascended to another plane of existence after he finished

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner's_diarrhea

>Runner's diarrhea, often termed "runner's trots"[1] or "the gingerbread man",[2] is a condition that often affects distance runners, and is characterized by an urgent need for a bowel movement mid-run. If the runner can find a suitable toilet or bush, the resulting stool will be on the higher end of the Bristol stool scale. Whether the stool can be considered diarrhea, or a clinical expression of ischemic enteropathy, is under debate.[3]

Diniz is at the hospital, he is fine

I have missed it completely
Was it as good as 2012? Should I rewatch the last half hour?

someone post the gifs
you know the ones

>be favela nigger
>by a stroke of miraculous luck get to watch an olympic event
>its mens 50km racewalking
>get hit by a shit filled sponge
>its still the best day of your life

>Literally came back from the dead to finish his job

What a guy. I would have been the first one to drop out.

It's worth it for "The Passion of the Diniz."

I don't think #8 was pleased to be a part of that.

Can we kidnap a bunch of Filipinos and force them to compete for >us? We've got to reenact it perfectly.

It was better because if weren't as many deaths there was more of a storyline. You should watch at least the last 90 minutes to see all the highlights

this is the event I've been waiting for

KEK

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We had massive immigration from Italy, Poland, Portugal, etc. before and after the first world war.

I swear this event had the highest level of cinematography of the entire olympic games.

Test

>its his first meal in days

There are people posting right now who wont even be alive in 4 years and they dont even know it yet LOL

they did those shots with nearly every event.

>yawn, its another outdoor shot from above showing the Christ statues and the athletes km's below

plot twist: its you

Honestly not sure whether to save this in my Sup Forums or my Sup Forums folder.