Tfw getting matched with a qt on Tinder for the first time

>tfw getting matched with a qt on Tinder for the first time

i have no idea what to say senpai, i'm a 24 years old virgin and haven't talked to girls in 4 years

help

Tell her you're an Olympic athlete and that you're leaving Monday, you'll be banging her in no time

oh fuck wrong board
DELETE THIS MODS

>://www.iflscience[.]com/editors-blog/13-facts-about-flirting-that-single-and-married-people-should-know/

should i just say hi or try to say something funny?

just b urself

this

it's a bot lad

You're from fucking Brazil. The men/women ratio there is 1/11, you should be getting pussy 24/7

fucking this

Many of the women are actually men, though.

>brazilian women are easy as fuck
that's just a myth my dutch friend

I am anonymous so I'm not trying to prove anything. But i can promise you that i had 5 Brazilian girls already. All living in Holland. So, pretty easy i'd say

>Brazilian
>24
>virgin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Hey babe, want some fuck?

yea of course they are going to fuck blonde and blue eyed gringos who can give them a green card

Ask to see her BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObs

Buddy women get 100s of matches. say anything i gurantee she wont respond lmao... maybe brazil is different tho idk

you better start talking real soon or she'll unmatch you roberto faminho

I have brown hair and brown eyes. Plus, they never really talked about marriage or anything

What does her profile say?

oh fuck it's been more than 24 hours since we matched
did i fuck up already?

You're Dutch. Women everywhere get wet for foreigners, but Brazilian women (and Polish women too in my experience) go really for it. If you met them in the Netherlands it's even easier, they're already in Europe probably studying with a mindset of fucking as much gringo cock as they can.

it says nothing, just her pics and shit
and i got 12 common friends with her in facebook

>ay bb u wan sum fuk

thank me later

Well get your shit together Joao, and meet that girl

If this was a year ago you probably fucked my sister lad. I'm hunting you RIGHT NOW

Whats her name? :^)

She's from Curitiba lad

>hey, we have 12 common friends. how haven't we run into eachother yet? wanna grab a coffee?

wow thanks based german, gonna try that

Alberta Barbosa

i got like 30 matches in the past week but never get any responds ;_;

SPORTS
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i hope it works senpai.

That's forced as fuck.

> Hey cutie, I'm 18 cm down below. I'm in for hookups, no dates. What'd you say?

Use that as your opening line, all the time. I guarantee you'll have some responses. :^)

What did she mean by this

>trying to type that first message

what is hookah?

you should cum on her sometime

>talking to a feminist

she wants to accuse you of rape

>hookah

this chick knows whats up

At least you are trying, I don't even have a facebook

American slang for cock

It's a flavored tobbaco.

>Those PROBLEMATIC glasses

AVOID

Hookah means your dick m8 she wants to smoke that yisssss boy

>only time I even met up with anyone from tinder was when I was abroad
>no idea how to talk to these German girls
why is it so much easier in another language

Narguilé

She wants to smoke your cock

>smoker

I've went to Germany and most of the girls looks really cold and wierd

POST SCREENS OF THE CONVERSATION

ILL GUIDE YOU THROUGH THIS HUEBRO

...

i have tried the folloing:
>a name pun
>asking about something on her profile
>cocky lewd opener
>complimenting her
>writing a """""""funny""""" story
and NO replies

how do you do it bros?

yeah
I barely get any matches here anyway
and when I do, pretty much no real conversation ever happens...
Could be because I live in a shithole as well though

are you the guy railing lines in the man u thread

Post results, you can't create this thread for nuffin.

Yes

be more attractive

Lives in Ost Deutschland?

you probably have bad profile pics, it's literally 90% of tinder

i haven't said anything yet
i'm thinking about what the germanbro said

"E aí, nossa como a gente nunca se conheceu antes com esse tanto de amigo em comum? hahaha"

fuck i'm so stupid when it comes to woman

nah, the south
by shithole I just mean a small ass town in the middle of nowhere, so barely any people

This. I don't get a trustworthy vibe from her. She might be into you now, but definitely not long term. If she tires of you before you tire of her, she might break it off in a really degenerate way.

Pick your battles carefully. And by battles I mean women.

Say hi you faggot, don't even try with that funny shit.

>short hair
>ruby red lipstick
>thick frames

The >hahaha part seems a bit forced to me

its not brazilian women that are easy my friend, its women that arent from your own nationality, since women love to try different things

SHE'S FLIRTING WITH YOU, AUTIST

>not huehuehue

do u live on south? it must be german ancestry to be this autistic

she wants you to go to the planet core

>feminist
yeah right

I'll probaly come back next near, i loved Germany, only disliked Göttingen, nothing to do and full of anti facist movement flags

>when a qt on Tinder says hi to you

actually yes, i'm from paraná
what's wrong? pls just tell me what should i say in the first line
just "Oi"?

"Pizza ou churrascaria você escolhe eu pago"

SHE WANTS TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU AND A HOOKER

SHE IS FROM BOSTON

laugh at him

>mfw

I gave a wrong like in a really ugly chick and was a match... Oh fuck me

??????? What

Você: "você gosta de achocolatado?"
Ela: "não. Porque?"
~se ela não falar o porque você pede pra ela perguntar porque~
Você: "porque eu posso ser toddynho seu :P"


Pronto. Só precisa fazer isso, já consegui comer 4 com essa

>So, what music do you like?

just b urself
like actually type "h-hi.. how's the... weather?" "god fucking dammit i'm so terrible at this" "did i do good?" if you're decent looking she will find it cute and think you're alpha instead, from there you're fucked my friend

Everyone on this thread is trolling op, just go with the simple, ask her for a "netflix and chill" session.

t. someone who is in the same position as you op, but 2 years younger

this

-Qual é sua opnião sobre a situação geopolitica do povo kosovar?

what's the best sport for somebody who has never been friends with a girl and hasn't had a friend in 5 years?

death march

Kosovo pertence à Sérvia e nada mais

She's into your dick, but those glasses are a huge fucking red flag, its like one of those lion-fishes you'd never put one of those in your mouth. I suggest you avoid it just in case.

Do you want to make some friends in general or with female only?

Something funny always works man, women love that shit.
>"How about we meet up and I give you the ol' lickaroo?"

But he's an autistic virgin loser?

are you looking for friends?
volley is pretty easy to play and has qt girls

something on the beach if you live near one

tell her you wont rob her