The Greatest Auteur of Our Generation Has Made Another Kino

youtube.com/watch?v=5EAy6-uCb1o

This kino looks so fucking rich, chaps!

Let us rank his films in anticipation!!

11. Jersey Girl
10. Cop Out
9. Zack & Miri
8. Chasing Amy
7. Dogma
6. Mallrats
5. Clerks II
4. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
3. Clerks
2. Red State
1. Tusk

I want to impregnate Lily Rose Depp.

>Eh-2-Zed
Absolute Leafface.

I'm not even Canadian or in any way offended by this, but it's just so cheap and lazy

Red State
Clerks
JnSBSB
Tusk
Mallrats
Clerks 2

the rest I saw did nothing for me whatsoever.

>Actual worthwhile movies
Dogma

>Literally who cares
The rest

Quite shameful hes directed 11 films when Peter Weir hasn't made shit in like 10 years, Jonathan Glazer made nothing for a decade, and plenty of other much better directors never get any money.

is tusk actually good or is it just a meme.

>Peter Weir hasn't made shit in like 10 years
>Jonathan Glazer made nothing for a decade

these are both untrue

>bringing back Johnny Depps horribly done Quebecois character

Birth - 2004, UTS - 2013

Peter Weir got fucked after M&C, tell me when The Way Back became profitable.

I didn't like it. Campy as hell with homages to every wet dream Kevin Smith has.

this has to be the most cringiest movie trailer ive seen in a long time.

DUDE CANADIAN TEENAGERS LMAO


Blackbird is the best canadian teen movie

I'm actually a huge Kevin fan so this is based on how much I enjoyed the films not how 'great' they are

>I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY

Fucking hell I cringed.

ehh it's an okay homage, I mean at the end of the trailer its literally written that its the worst film ever so it's not as though Kevin isn't doing this shit on purpose

Tusk is good at entertainment, not actual film making

Looks like shit

just topped ghostbusters for me

I would like to rub my dick all over smith's daughter's fat butt

This makes Space Cop look like a masterpiece.

what is a yoga hoser?

whats a NEENER NARNY

You do realize she the daughter of a no good dog smuggler , right?

When I was in high school, there were plenty of freshmen and sophomores fucking seniors in college

A NEENYER NARNY????

If he had been subtle about it (maybe sighing and saying it in a situation where it actually applies) it would have been quite a comfy nod to Clerks, but to shove it in the face of the audience is tacky and he should feel bad. He did the same thing in the Jay & Silent Bob scene with the monkeys. Embarrassing.

"HEY, GUYS, I MADE CLERKS, REMEMBER?"

to be fair....he did make clerks

>ehh
real subtle ass

>tfw u realise you're old and the chicks that were young back when your generation had their day (like American pie etc) are now old losers.

How hard is it to manipulate a young girl, say 16-19, into letting an older guy (say 30) rub their dick all over them?

It's a shame so many of you sumerfriends can't enjoy fine kino...

you just know!

Stop using the term Kino like it means something you autistic hipster.

Hello new friend, let me help you with the Sup Forums picture rating system

bottom 50% .. flick
..... top 50% .. movie
........... 10% .. film
............. 1% .. cinema
............. 0.1% kino

only the best of the best filmmakers can achieve fine kino

clerks is objectively shit ass