Is there anything more banal and cringeworthy than 70s-80s soft rock?
Is there anything more banal and cringeworthy than 70s-80s soft rock?
Justin Nelson
Noah Turner
post nirvana grunge rip off trash bands
Andrew Murphy
I saw Foreigner at a county fair a few years ago. They put on a damn good show for a bunch of geezers. The one guy was even climbing the stage scaffolding and stuff during one song.
Jace Mitchell
Foreigner [Atlantic, 1977]
You've heard of Beatlemania? I propose xenophobia. C
Double Vision [Atlantic, 1978]
I love rock and roll so much that I find myself getting off on "Hot Blooded", a typical piece of nookie-hating cockrock based around a riff-verse-chord change that's reminiscent of (gah) second-generation Bad Company. Other than that, there's nothing else here to threaten their status as the world's dullest band. C+
Head Games [Atlantic, 1979]
Not as sodden as you'd expect--these guys are pros, and they adapt to the times by speeding up the tempos. I actually enjoy a few of these songs until I come into contact with the dumb woman haters doing the singing. I mean, these guys think punks are cynical and anti-life as they complain about how the world is all madness and lies and then proceed to rhyme "science" with "appliance" without intending a joke. C
Everything Rocks and Nothing Ever Dies [1990s]
Julian Rodriguez
contemporary pop rap
Lincoln Phillips
>Hating on Fleetwood Mac
Nathan Edwards
Ehh, Foreigner are relatively ok. Pic related better represent the theme of this thread.
William Perez
Foreigner never pretended to be anything but commercial buttrock. The Eagles actually took themselves seriously. Which makes them 10x worse and more insufferable.
Ayden Davis
God this is bad
Alt rock in the late 90s was so fucking dire
Elijah Flores
At least hair metal was funny and had cool guitar solos.
Caleb Clark
REO Speedwagon were the absolute pits among bands from that era. All their album titles were bad puns and they had one, maybe 1-1/2 good songs ever.
Chase Carter
AND IT FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME
OH, WON'T YOU OPEN YOUR DOOR
Connor Morris
Also the first song on their first album. Cool double meaning.
At least these guys had a sense of humor.
Nathan Jackson
lyl I can imagine that was Christgau's face when he first listened to that song.
Levi Flores
Foreigner and Journey have a couple fun songs if you flip the "Off" switch on your brain. Eagles are just...no.
Alexander Gomez
imo big love is one of the catchiest song ever
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John Torres
Eagles are way fucking better than Foreigner, end yourself
Carson Diaz
not OP but I personally can't get into that era of Fleetwood Mac, mostly because the Peter Green era stuff is just aligns way more with my taste
Camden Gomez
I was at a fair once and some drunk faggot started a fight in the crowd during Keep on Loving You and he stopped the song, and bitched at the guy until he left.
Then he took a joint out of his pocket and gave it to the guy who got beat up lol.
Matthew White
I agree, the early 70s band was a lot more rock and less mompop.
Wyatt Thomas
This song is pretty good desu
Wyatt Morales
>not liking supertramp, fleetwood mac, 10cc, elton john, hall and oates, and crosby stills and nash
plebs
Julian Ross
CSN without Neil Young go in the trash.
Leo Long
This songs better than anything neil young has ever done youtube.com
Kevin Morales
Early Foreigner had Ian freaking McDonald as a member. Shame they underused him.
Plus they dragged in Thomas Dolby for one of their albums.
Nicholas Taylor
>not Desperado, The Last Resort, or Wasted Time
Andrew Myers
Is she right, Sup Forums?
Henry King
Crosby, Stills, and Nash [Atlantic, 1969]
Rated by request, I've written elsewhere that this album is perfect, but that is not necessarily a compliment. Only David Crosby's vocal on "Long Time Gone" saves it from a special castrati award. Pray for Neil Young. B+
Stephen Stills 2 [Atlantic, 1971]
Stills has always come on as the ultimate rich hippie--arrogant, self-pitying, sexist, shallow. Unfortunately, he's never quite fulfilled this artistic potential, but now he's approaching his true level. Flashes of brilliant ease remain--the single, "Marianne," is very nice, especially if you don't listen too hard to the lyrics--but there's also a lot of stuff on order of an all-male chorus with jazzy horns singing "It's disgusting" in perfect tuneful unison, and straight, I swear. Keep it up, SS--it'll be a pleasure to watch you fail. C
CSN [Atlantic, 1977]
Wait a second, wasn't this a quartet? D+
Thousand Roads [Atlantic, 1993]
David Crosby lends new meaning to the word "survivor", meaning "if you can't kill the motherfucker, at least make sure he doesn't breed", and until VH-1 got on the revolting "Heroes" video, I'd hoped to never sample this piece of make-work for his rich, underemployed friends. Oh, well. The only thing that could render it more self-congratulatory is a cover of Jefferson Black Hole's "We Built This City". C-
Levi Reed
I'll always like Toto
Thomas Butler
>AND IT FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME
The song is eh for the most part but I'd be lying if I said the chorus wasn't killer.
Oliver Baker
I saw CSNY a few years ago. The other guys were just sitting in their chairs strumming on acoustic guitars while Neil Young was up at the front of the stage headbanging.
Connor Brooks
Stephen Stills played at my dad's college in the mid-70s. He told some dude who was talking in the audience to shut the hell up. Fucking douche.