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Heroes edition

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cara

USA

doing a maths degree going to be making a million quid per year out of uni

...

HATE the left

starting term tomorrow
also starting yoga
excited for both :)

im just a sexy boy

i feel like im having a stroke

*strokes the rim of your bp*

what do you consider to be a successful life? Is it making a lot of money? Having a big family?

*strokes your willy*

based uncle joe did NOTHING wrong

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wow I was just thinking of strokes

batty twat

being happy

lads come on settle down haha

ready for bed desu

*climbs the ladder*
*takes the leap*

lads stop this isnt the timmeehehhrhrhhrhrhnmndndnndd

business idea: male prostitutes

*nicks your bed*

HATE when u can see the british accent without hearing it

financially secure, enjoyable job, lots of friends, good family, and most importantly travel

*uses your spasming body as if it were a vibrating sex toy*

like looking into a mirror

fuck sake every time I try getting drunk and going out with friends some fucking drama happens somehow and makes me regret going out every time.

is this normal?

ah yes some pikey stole my bed
very nice

having a strokaaarrrghffdd

BOAHS

Why aren't you raising a family right now?

literally just fainted and banged my head
was unconscious for a minute or two but think I'm fine now

No you have shit mates. You should have a friendship group of four nerdy lads from school days who just like getting reasonably drunk every once in a while, watching shit films and bantering with one another

never had a stroke before hope i never have onnnnnngrrrrdrnrnrnrm

Deadbeat Dad

Only know one dance but I know it well!
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rather nervous about my applications to grad schemes lads

i do not have a girlfriend

missing a necessary ingredient in my life

>drama

Try not going out with women or benders la

>there are literal irish chavs with children born outside of wedlock posting ITT RIGHT NOW

absolutely immoral

Need to stop these gimmicks

Worse than that Candleja

loser

It isn't really drama between my mates though, we're basically what you said. we're just retarded and get into stupid situations every time. my friend shouted 'allahu ackbar' last night when we were leaving the club and these big guy muslims came and started on us.

and then I got into an argument with some course mates about my secret power level red pilled political oppinion hehe

I am the product of inbreeding.

gimme a quick rundown

as long as you don't make a complete ass of yourself, count it as a win m8

So fucking full lads

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Had the Afghan

uh oh spagettiho

i've never touched a woman

That may qualify as banter, not drama. Arguing over inane shit like females is drama.

Least I have a job you fucking leaf

>tfw I had this in hs but they moved away for uni

no friends since.

How do I take good pics for tinder lads?

We have to go back...

test

*initiates an erection*

>Fake News

What the fuck is this even
You can tell this is some shit peddled by Rothberg

i love man haha bit gay

>The Osbournes used to be considered edgy reality tv

Really makes the grey matter shatter

And pol

alri mark cavendish

It's leftist for "I disagree with this current event"

*strokes you on the chin*

"ay up lad"

Alright lad

dont wantt to got to bed havwe to gor work int he morning

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING SIR

In bed
Going to sleep now zzzzzz
*snores*

>Post here so I can steal the flag for elsewhere
>it's shitty and blurry
thanks Sup Forums

>implying calling things fake news is exclusively a left wing thing

presidenté toilet bog fart

Thought fake news was used by conservatives?

Isn't that what Trump called CNN or something

>COLONISED

*waits for you to fall asleep then fondles your willy*

>implying right wing usage of the term "fake news" isn't satire

used to wish I was a knacker/traveller sometimes

the social contract meant nothing to them and they just did whatever the fuck they wanted cause no-one expected anything of them so there was no surprise when they did the abhorrent things they regularly did that would bring massive shame to the families of anyone in civilised society who did such things

They used the term first though?

*gentle kisses you on the lips as to not wake you*

El Presidenté de los Islamic Sharts of Arsemerica Toilet Bog Fart

I first heard it used by Hillary, who blamed fake news for part of her loss. Right-wingers picked it up to poke fun and further delegitimize the left and the meida

Off to the Donald where I will sit on the john and do a few trumps

On the left is me 2 1/2 years ago, just before I found body positivity, and on the right is me today. You'll probably notice the most obvious thing I've gained between these two pictures: weight. But there are so many other things I've gained as well.

I've gained mental freedom.

I've gained self love.

I've gained my life back after so many years of believing that I wasn't worthy of living it because of how my body looked.

I know the world wants you to believe that the less you weigh the happier you'll be. I know I'm supposed to feel ashamed of this transformation. I'm supposed to vow to lose the weight, I'm supposed to spend my life chasing the body on the left and buying into the idea that I'll be more valuable once I get there. But I'm not going to do that.
Instead I'm going to tell you what I learnt from all those wasted years chasing washboard abs and dropping numbers on the scale: happiness is not a size. Weight loss does not cure self hatred. Mental health matters more than a dress size does. And we are all so worthy of self love exactly as we are. It's time we took a stand and refused to keep hurting ourselves in the pursuit of a 'perfect' body that doesn't even exist. It's time for us to realise that we're already good enough. It's time for us to take our power back.

Can't wait to flirt with the fit bird at work tomorrow morning, we literally almost got it on Friday night even though my gf was there

*wheezes*

absolutely vile little toad of a man

did not know there were jews in Ireland

anyone fancy some gay rp with me

Find a flaw

yeah, blaming everything on da jooz was Sup Forums satire at first too and look at the absolute state of the place now

yankaboo

please get fatter, I hate competition

theres only one of him :(

>there's estimated 25 million illegals in the US

Fucking hell lads

Reckon he should be PM

sold out to go work at the exact same mainstream media he claims to stand against

based as fuck man

sucks yank cock
love nige i really do but i'm sick of him now

stein

>same population as australia

makes you think

farage talks shit about romanians but does he know the bagpipe was brought to britain by dacian legionaries stationed at hadrians wall? checkmate racists