Cut of all water to California now!!

Cut of all water to California now!!

California is drifting apart from the US day by day. Have you heard what California is doing right now to the US government?!

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Calexit is a funny meme, but the chances of it actually happening are slim to none t'bh

>[insert cunt]Exit

I want this meme to end

I hated the term 'brexit' when I first heard it

we have a ton of water from winter storms now, m80 =^)

>Have you heard what California is doing right now to the US government?
No, please link an article.

>we have a ton of water from winter storms now
Enjoy the landslides.

none so far

only happens in stupid Socal towns

explain please.

It's not. State gov is just pacifying the populace

pidieron el inicio de su independencia de EEUU ayer.

California won't pay the government because Trump is evil

uhmm that sounds pretty familiar...

>california has no water for forever
>finally gets water
>can't handle it

>cant handle it

what on earth are you talking about

what about when you voted for it

It's not true they're just blowing smoke waiting for things to blow over

Can't we all just get along?

California should be given the right to secede and end their federal slavery. They would be better off than being dragged down by others.
See for example how better Slovenia and Croatia became once they got themselves free from Yugoslav oppression.

Californian can't leave. It doesn't matter that California is one of the wealthiest countries in the world. They are stuck in the Union. Same for Texas

But we need California and Texas.

BC next I hope.

You're so loyal to the president all of a sudden!

Remember "Obongo"?
Birth certificate?
"He's a Muslim"?
Government shutdown?

Grow a thicker skin and fuck off.

>California should be given the right to secede

balkanized us when?

right now is not soon enough

And I forgot "transgender Michelle"

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agree, that country is too big, should divide it in 3/4 and finally get a country name, taking the entire continente is plain stupid.

I'm a union absolutist. It is my duty to defend these American states from seceding

>water shortage
>january

Ahh yes, putting millions of suburban homes with english style gras as well as one of largest agricultures in the world right into the fucking desert and then wondering why there's not enough water to support all of this madness.

If Trump gets re-elected its a genuine certainty.

I was referring to Brexit

but California should secede desu

Oh come on, it's not even the entire continent! Canada has more landmass than us, they should be balkanized first.

America has the tech to transform desert into great living areas

T.grew up with lush green grass and plants in my yard eveb though my neighborhood was built on top of the desert

Every country can do that with ancient farming techniques, it's not something new
California should be free from the oppression of Washington.
King Arnold "the Terminator" Schwarzenegger of California when?

>putting millions of suburban homes with english style gras as well as one of largest agricultures in the world right into the fucking desert
Its 'chaparral' landscapes also. When it 'does eventually rain', the slightest downfall will cause mass movements of previously dry and porous earth.

Not as large scale as america. We turn deserts into paradise.

California can't secede alone. If it did, it needs the help from at least Texas or the other pacific states

canada should be a nuclear test site.

Washington state will secede as well.
Florida too and they'll invade Cuba.
Texans are too cucked by both Mexico and America, so they'll do nothing.

In 50 years the only thing the USA will have left are the 13 colonies, without Virginia and Maryland

>American Jew has the tech to transform desert into great living areas
Ftfy

Better than nothing.

>This delusion

You have everything so wrong. The list for states that want to secede from greatest to lowest are

Texas. Great economy, huge population, huge territory, and technology.

California same as Texas but with even more people, GDP that is even better than France's.

Everyone else because they can't survive alone. Except maybe Florida.

I see the union will last a long time. As long as Texas and California are both happy.

Daily reminder that secession is as illegal as it is impractical and all discussion and advocacy thereof is pure autism.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_v._White

Isn't California the best state of US?
Why do Americans hate it?

I feel like they're going to secede sooner or later because of their giant population of spic subhumans

>Isn't California the best state of US?
It is.
Why do Americans hate it?
They don't--they only pretend to, like the rest of the civilized world pretends to hate the US.

No my Burger brethern. What is California doing to the Federal Government?