DCEU

DCEU
>"If God is all good, then he cannot be all powerfull. If he is all powerfull, then he cannot be all good"

MCU
>"There's only one God ma'am. And I'm sure he doesn't dress like that"
>laugh track

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Why are DC fans so mad all the time? Can't they just accept they're films got bad reviews and move on?

>even the set photos have a blue filter

all capeshit is the same

garbage...

DCEU
>She with you?
>I thought she was with you.

MCU
>He is my friend.
>So was I.

Raimi
>Cute outfit, faggot!

>Marvel
>everything is light
>everyone is smiling


>DC
>everything is dark
>two guys look like they have lost faith in everything
>Affleck tired as shit or whatever trash Snyder is telling him to do
>everything's depressive and it almost looks like it has a dark blue filter

>marvel
>looks like a TV show

>DC
>looks badass

seems about right

>DCuck
>Says "badass"

Sounds about right

DCEU
>Batman builds a suit specifically to combat Superman with unlimited funds and still gets wrecked
MCU
>Iron Man builds a suit with literal trash and no budget, and gets out of a heavily assaulted cave unscathed

Speaks for itself desu

>badass

Only edgelords use that word

MARVEL
>capeshit
DC
>capeshit

fuck off with your console wars

>butthurt
>says "DCuck"
seems about correct

>DCuck uses the word ''badass'' unironically
Not a surprise.

Shit now I see it, fuck you m8 it looks like it's on the set of TBBT

>looks badass

FYI: This board is for those who are 18 and older.

>literally autistic

Yeah, DC is badass and cool as fuck and epic as shit man.

Hella f*ckin epic!

>''badass''

When you talk about that in this way, it obviously sounds like DC is better
But watch this, and say to me that this guy didn't got it perfectly right. youtube.com/watch?v=u7K9KkzVnmA

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>capeshit universe with Snyder in charge of the biggest movies
Make that a ''Yes''.

People just don't like his movies.

>DCcuck THIS upset

>Marvel
>everything is light
>two guys having fun and agreeing
>Chris Evans joking with the Russos. Most likely about sluts
>cheery atmosphere with no pretentious filters

>DC
>everything is dark
>two guys look like they have lost faith in everything
>Affleck tired as shit or whatever trash Snyder is telling him to do
>everything's depressive and it almost looks like it has a dark blue filter

>they're films

DC and Marvel are like apples and oranges - both are fruit and both contain seeds but they taste different and look different. We can acknowledge these things without turning it into "I like apples so people who like oranges are stupid".

Sorry Snyder, but your attempts at fitting in are terrible.

Seriously what is DC fanboys problem?
The film sucked. Deal with it.
I'm a huge DC fan. I really hoped for this film to be good.
It wasn't. And their meaningless pseudo deep drivel didn't give it any of the TDK quality.

You know how strong Superman is right?

Marvel is like apples, DC is like sour grapes

>having a joke
>these guys appear
chill out.

Marvel:
>Character motivations that make sense and a villain with a decent motive
DC:
>Superman, I am afraid of you because you are an all powerful alien god and because I am Batman, I don't trust you
>Oh, your mother's name is Martha? That changes everything
>Oh look at that, another all powerful being has appeared but I am completely fine with her though
>Oh, there are more all powerful beings out there? I think we should form a team since there is no way I would mistrust them

The only thing that stops a DC fan from being in denial over one movie's failure is being too busy being in denial over the failure of a newer movie.

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Dc is hella radical broski

>I-it was a p-prank bro!
>just chillax!

>muh ontology

retarded. superman is obviously not "all powerful" by definition. lmao. let capeshit be capeshit

>2 hours of build up for a 5 minute fight with a retarded resolution

There you go Snyder, that's the problem.

i want old Sup Forums back

Marvel movies look like shit, shit cinematography and shit sets.
The biggest fight scene in captain america 3 is set in a boring plain airport. Their movies have no sense of style.
BvS was badly written but at least it looked good.

>Howard the Duck and The Punisher exist in the same universe

Based.

That's the joke

*le sigh*

Fuck no, it looked like a cheap project of a student 3 months in film-school.
Can't believe Snyder is 50 and he delivered garbage like this.

Never. Now pick a side in the comic book wars.

>mfw I saw DCfags once defend this because ''IT LOOKS COOL AS SHIT''

nah, they're both apples, only the dc ones are rotten.

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>The biggest fight scene
you seem to confuse scale with quality

Marvel movies have an excuse because the Russos are TV directors.
Snyder went to film school, did music videos, and he never moved on from music videos.
That's why his movies feel like 2 hour long trailers and have such out of place and amateur cinematography.

He just thinks of a shot that looks pretty to him and shoehorns it in the movie disregarding the plot.

Man of Steel:
>There's a hero
>There's a villain
>And they end millions of lives together

See. I can do the same thing with DC films.

whereas marvel looks more like a down syndrome kid playing with his mom's camera

Because they're numale videogame players

>He just thinks of a shot that looks pretty to him and shoehorns it in the movie disregarding the plot.
such as?

Batman was fighting a super-powered alien and he won

Aren't you describing Snyder's camerawork?

>down syndrome kid playing with his mom's camera

Speaking from experience I bet.

>MCU
>>"There's only one God ma'am. And I'm sure he doesn't dress like that"
this is not a joke.

I love how DCucks don't even defend the plot anymore. They know it's shit. At this point, it's just "But it LOOKS good."

Anyone shitting on BvS needs their fucking testosterone levels checked.

>this thread

Post fit

Uh oh. We've got the 'you aren't a man if you're against DC' poster.

Someone get this hothead out of here!

Nobody over the age of 25 says "DCuck"

If you're under the age of 25 your opinion is irrelevant

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>digitally added shakycam

>all this b8

Martha please

puny god.

>Why are DC fans so mad all the time?

They aren't? Marvel fans on here are constantly projecting. Shit, just look at the dialogue you started. It's one impartial guy saying DC and Marvel are different types of properties and 3 fucking angry marvel fanboys attacking him.

Remember that shot in MoS of Superman drowning in skulls? What was the point of that? Why did that scene even happen?
Nothing.
He just thought of a scene that looked pretty and randomly inserted in for some Hideo Kojima-tier symbolism.

Or that shot itself in the post you are replying to.
Why is Superman floating in there?
Why is the woman who's like 20 feet below Superman reaching out to him?

It's retarded, but they are doing that because Snyder thought it looked good.
He can't make good shots happen organically in the movie.
Go watch Skyfall to see what good cinematography is.

>shawarma XD

>pinch of paprika XD

>lemon slices XD

Lol what a fucking joke.

And yet the talking raccoon felt more real than the two face expressions of superman

I'm about to vomit from motion sickness.

Man, Civil War had issues with the shaky cam during fights where you can't see what the fuck is going on, but for some reason the camera in MoS was shaking all the time.

That scene where Clark and Pa Kent are speaking and Clark tells him
>SHOULD I HAVE JUST LET THEM DROWN

The camera was just randomly shaking.
Don't know why.

yeah this is way better lmao
youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pKen2B2cOkU#t=53

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This single webm tops every action scene the MCU ever made.

V I S U A L M E D I U M

there's nothing good about any of that.

Someone post a correct version showing how Marvel is the actual House of Ideas and DCEU is nothing but "muh grimdark"

Do those really need to be explained to you? I'm not saying they are particularly deep or anything but those 5 second scenes aren't just there for the sake of it

>literal flying dildos

>Daddy Kent wanting his son to not be a hero XD
>Superman killing millions of lives XD
>Batman killing criminals XD

Lol at least Marvel was trying to make jokes.

It's not, but let me remind you that we are comparing TV directors with a 50 year old movie director who went to film school, to learn about this.
And he didn't.
It's like he went 3 months, and he left to make movies.

It is though, and that's sad since AoU is such shit. Snyder's movies are WORSE than AoU somehow. I don't even enjoy typing or thinking that. There's no pleasure in comparing turds.

The dream about Superman drowning in skulls set up the technology for the nightmare inducing kryptonian machine.

The same technology someone or something uses on Bruce in BvS, and probably the same Flash uses along with the cosmic treadmill to appear in Bruce's dream.

>V I S U A L M E D I U M
Then why you're so afraid of Peter Greenaway who actually manages to do something with his symbolism?
Why do you support anti art videogame visuals like the one you've quoted?

BvS at its core is a very conservative movie so of course these libcuck marvel babbies won't "get it".

Cry harder, dipshits. We'll be talking about BvS for the next ten years.

How much do you think we'll be talking about Blacked Panther?

Man, on the one hand people criticize Snyder for being so in-your-face and obvious with symbolism but then people completely miss the point - so which one is it?

Snyder's only issue in MoS was shakeycam, and that was a really overblown issue so you people feel like you have some ground.

See

shakeycam and zooming that is*

>This falseflag bait from a butthurt MCuck trying to make DCfans look like idiots

Nice try faggot.

>Roger Deakins
>not god-tier cinematographer
Absolutely kill yourself.

They don't, because it's a blatant shot that leaves nothing to the imagination.
I know what they mean, i'd be surprised if anyone didn't.
The problem is that his ''cinematography'' is affected by his experience with music videos that, foolishly, he let it affect his work in movies.

So now his movies are plagued of shots that make no sense, that are forced, and have no cohesion to the plot.
They are nothing, they are empty shots that are there just because Snyder thought they would look good.
They are completely disjointed from the movie and it's just an amateur job.

>Snyder will never direct a Dragonball Z adaptation of the Saiyan Arc

So elementary school philosophy vs lowbrow quips

All capeshit sucks

Besides the batman killing thing none of what you just said is true. Stick to "get the magic stone" and "stop the badguy" plots.

>"If God is all good, then he cannot be all powerfull.
why not?
>If he is all powerfull, then he cannot be all good"
why not?

I'm going to assume that this is just some neckbeard rambling on for 11 minutes about what Superman means to him, and precisely which moments in comics they didn't faithfully recreate 1:1, and just go ahead and skip it, if it's all the same to you.

>nothing

Huh I guess you are a numale capeshit drone as well

>it's a "Sup Forums brings its shitty console war mentality everywhere it goes" episode