Official laugh at the Netherlands thread

>muh van Vleuten
>muh volleyball
>muh Epke
>m-muh Schippers
>m-muh hockey

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ANGLO'ED

ISN'T IT?

Let's tone it down a bit lads.

Netherlands (and Denmark) are the most based EU countries.

They're a bit weird for actually caring about field hockey though.

What happened?

choke masters

BTFO'd by the eternal anglo in women's hockey.

They're the best Euro nation compared to their population.

WELL

They also try to out shit talk us, this is unacceptable

They're the choke that keeps on choking.

You left out
>Sjef van den Berg choked out of a bronze medal in archery
>Men's handball team choking by 1 (one) point

Yeah, keep it in good spirit. They're good lads. Let's not forget the real enemy.

Feel like australia right now geez thanks

Are you that weird sperging belg from the other thread?
Dude, you are quite obsessed. seek help :)

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The volleyballers actually performed quite good considering this was like their first olympic tournament in years.

Epke: Injured his hand before the match, still continued and even after his faceplant he finished his routine. One can only appreciate that heart.

Schippers: 1 year as a sprinter first, first olympics as a sprinter. Silver as a white woman not bad.

muh hockey: I'l give you that one


Now other dutchies: Is there anything left we can scrap gold, we have 1 female boxing final that's all i know

Netherlands played well tonight tbqh. Unlucky Dutch slags but we just had the better keeper.

Honestly it was our slags finishing that made us lose. how the fuck can you miss that many penalty corners and shootouts

Can any of you niggers fill me in on how we failed this time?
who lost and why etc, thanks

the hockey slags. 3-3 going into shootouts. in the match we missed like a million penalty corners. and in the shootouts the english keeper got most of them

all of them*

Let's just say we fucked up

>Van As is retiring
Fuck

To be fair to all the Dutchies, I remember some of them worrying about the tournament result against China in the prelims and against Argentina it was a game of 'who chokes the least'.

Good fucking final.

Twigg's sacrifice was not in vain.

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN NATIONAL ANTHEM

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN NATIONAL ANTHEM

>Dutch
>Not being able to score penalties

This is nothing new to me.

>all these handshakes and hugs
:3

they did beat the krauts on penalties though
they were laughing about some kid not being able the hold the flag or something

Angluck strikes again

from now on it can only get worse for them.

Yeah they got their shit pushed in, kanker moffen :)

they did beat our male team on shoot outs. so it's not really something to cheer about

Has brexit awoken some ancient power in the eternal anglo?

Windmills in flames

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>and in the shootouts the english keeper got most of them

Erm, she saved ALL of them

>Invent a sport
>It becomes the most popular in the world by far
>Be shit at it
>Meanwhile a country that hasn't even 1/3 of your population finishes 3. in the world cup

Netherlands are objectively the 2nd best sports nation in the world after Germany. They are currently 10. in Olympics and 3. in football. Name one nation that beats that, other than Germany.
Protip: You can't, because there is none.

We can always count on germany. But we fucked this final up hard

I don't agree with this thread

Dutch people and Glorious Brits should be friends and help each other against the more smellier foreigners

>Netherlands are objectively the 2nd best sports nation in the world after Germany. They are currently 10. in Olympics and 3. in football. Name one nation that beats that, other than Germany.

Great Britain excel in other sports and are infact better sporting
naton than germany imo and football is losing it's charm and fun
due diving and fake "injuries"

the things you mention about football has been a part since forever. For example that klinsman dive

True but it's still worth a cheeky little giggle seeing as the Netherlands are the number 1 ranked side and for many people were the overwhelming favourites.

>Evi van Acker