How do we keep China from forcing Hollywood to make more CGI shitfests?

How do we keep China from forcing Hollywood to make more CGI shitfests?

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when will they be making a dota movie

>implying I don't want more CGI shitfests
Part of me actually wants them, the other part just wants to shit on everyone else's parade here.

I want more stuff like Beowulf.

China simply appreciates higher genres than America. Think of it as preferring epic to romance, because that's really the difference between Warcraft and shit like Deadpool.

I know I sound like a nostalgic fuckface, but man it would be so nice if China was still in the stone ages and Hollywood couldn't make shitty movies that failed at the box office here but were saved by China. Robocop made $58 million in the U.S., but $50 million in China, so it wasn't considered the ignored piece of shit it shouldn't have been. Big surprise, part of the movie took place there.

It's funny, because everyone in Hollywood is so concerned with human rights in certain situations, but they don't give a fuck about it when it comes to China.

Pay chinese disney critics

Most of the US politics goes over china's heads, as they're used to being slapping around by the gigantic CHINA STRONK cock. So a basic recipie for success in the china box office is simply not having that.

It still needs to make 500mil+ to get a sequel and that won't happen because it will drop 90% when people find out its shit

>not LoL
lol

BASED CHINA

Isnt there alreaady a taiwanese dota animation?

Stop talking about them (yes, that means you OP)

>Projected to make at least 300 million in China
>Already made 70 million in Europe
>USA, japan, korea, australia, eastern europe havent opened yet

you're retarded if you think it won't hit 500 mil

Your just a shill

This is only the beginning.

China is starting to develop a proper middle class and they're going to be hungry for entertainment.

Get ready for China pandering on a whole other level.

>LoL
lol

Dota is way more popular

Studios don't get all that money from those countries, retard.

In China they get like .25 cents for each dollar they make.

Quote where I said that

Read your fucking post, retard.

China is the only thing holding Hollywood back from going full Cuckoldino.

If we didn't have them every single movie would be like Neighbors 2.

Quote where I said that

>WAHHHHH CHINA'S TASTE IS SO HORRIBLE
>W-wait a second a new Comic superhero movie is coming out?? PREORDERING 10 TICKETS!

Warcraftkino will save us. Atleast it has an interesting setting and lore.

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>Atleast it has an interesting setting and lore

REALER THAN REAL LIFE

>That Orc intro of them entering the portal
>That soundtrack

hngghh i should go rewatch it just for that

youtube.com/watch?v=uriUPxg-YVo

That sounds generic as shit.

Why couldn't they just use one of Blizzard's own composers?

This is the general theme throughout the movie. Like how Star Wars got its own theme, this is the official Warcraft movie theme

I like it. It keeps getting stuck in my head

Common Chinese provide your magic TCrips on torrents!

>take my energy haxors!

We're all gonna watch the movie anyway why don't you quit whining like a baby girl until Arthas comes