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Why is he so perfect?

Why is a sunrise beautiful?

so does jon even know who little finger is? if so, does he know of any reason to hate him at this point?

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Why didn't the greatest swordsman who ever lived have a sword?

/blacked/ ??

teach me i want sansa to get BLACKED

Because he was also the greatest axe murderer who ever lived.

Post hot pie meme
you know which one

Who would win in a teleporting match, Littlefinger or the Sand Snakes?

Dayne had two swords

Jon and Sansa during the last episode.

>no link to previous thread
>no link to this thread posted in previous thread
More proof that Stannisfags are fucking retarded

Jon and sansa

The budget is higher than it's ever been, so why does this season feel so damn cheap? The dragons have been in the season twice (once was entirely in shadow), they forgot about Ghost completely and killed all the rest of the living direwolves, the "siege" of Riverrun is about a dozen guys sitting outside a moat.

They better have spent a shit ton of money on this upcoming battle

Why normies and casuals hate him so much?

funny how there is no storm now that jon snow is marching eh

confirmed

meera is cute :3

Yara and Theon went halfway across the world in two episodes

i prefer when she has her got clothes :3

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>Jon gets her Dragons? Would D&D do this? Danys is their Mary Sue.


Maybe Dany fucks off to reclaim Valyria instead.

Sam and Gilly

R+L=J vs. N+A=J
discuss

arya is dead and there is nothing your shitposting can do about it

ITS HAPPENING LADS!

>Promise me, Ned

WHO HYPE?

Half his screentime is pointless filler.

Because he BTFOs degenerates

>promise me, Ned

>fantasy bernie
>hated by bernie fans

lamo

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

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There, the realm in the darkness
Four usurpers ruling
Fallen from god
Fallen from grace
R'hllor be my witness
I never shall yield
Till we come face to face
Till we come face to face

They know their way in the dark
Mine is the way of the Lord of Light
Those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have their reward
And if they fall
As the Great Other fell
The flames
The sword!

Stars
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
Keeping watch in the night

You know your place in the sky
You hold your course and your aim
And each in your season
Returns and returns
And is always the same
And if you fall as the Great Other fell
You fall in flame!

And so it must be, for so it is written
On the doorway to paradise
That those who falter and those who fall
Must pay the price!

Lord, let me defeat them
That I may see them
Safe behind bars
I will never rest
Till then
This I swear
This I swear by the stars!

I would just like to reiterate that EEnE is a more engaging show than GoT and always has been.

Jon was black brother

Eurons gonna build 1000 ships in like 4

>mfw reading youtube comments of the next episode preview

why didn't he just adopt Arya ;_;

Littlefinger.

Sand Snakes went from Dorne to King's Landing, LF went from Vale to Mole's Town in what should be hostile territory to him

Outside of it being a religious hell, what's wrong with the Faith anons? It makes sense in a medieval society and the High Sparrow's actually serious about his position unlike the last high septons.

OFFICIAL /got/ Lyanna casting

God tier
>Cordyfu
>Bridgetfu
>Kayafu
>T*rkfu


Brettygud tier

>Addyfu
>Woodfu
>Grathfu
>Jenconfu
>Kstewfu


fuck off tier
>Sasha gray
>Stoya
>ratface
>older maisie clone

you could at least made the lines match the originals syllable count

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I want bear lady to be captured by Ramsay.
That's all

Guess who is in this spoiler

Reminder that Sansa marrying Jon makes political sense.

Stark name even though right now it doesn't mean shit, still gives claim to stuff, with Jon (a bastard) as King in the North, any husband of Sansa and children she has will have claim and may throw around stuff like usurper and illegitimate and cause trouble especially if backed by an army, like say the Vale.

By marrying Jon, the bastard and trueborn lines are joined, succession is clear and neither can be used against the other

>a stab in the gut is always lethal and incapacitating. ive learned that on counter strike and other medically correct video gaeyms

heil king & queen

Why do you guys always complain about "teleporting"? It's pretty obvious that the passage of time is implied, they don't need to show you the characters walking place to place for weeks.

Even retards could understand this.

Have a nice day (or dream), /GoT/.

N+A=J doesnt make any sense both timeline wise and story wise

instead of living the irony that the one person the throne rightfully belongs to because he is Rhaegar son, is also the same person that least wants it because he is also Ned's son

I will find you and I will cut you

>hostile territory to him
He IS the hostile territory!

Littlefinger has amazing logistics

Sand Snakes managed to teleport onto a ship at sea before it landed at its next port

I was on that ship, but honestly now it seems the conflict between Jon and Bran originally outlined in GRRM's manuscript is going to be adapted to be between Jon and Sansa.

Ramsay's dogs

Remider that she's still married to tyrion

They will meet again

Why else would Arya spend more time talking about her hound than she talks about her family

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but user, there are only two alfies there

>ynw put your hand over her curly hair and mess it up while she giggles

He wanted to (see: him not handing her over to the Lannisters) but Brienne the bitch crippled him

>implying it has been weeks

Lets all vote for the worst OTPs.

What the hell is the point of linking to old threads? They die in an hour, and the content is 95% recycled. It's like putting a plastic cup in the dishwasher.

>be a minor noble in King's Landing, enjoying life fucking bitches drinking wine all day erry day
>hang out in a brothel with the lads gangbanging a wench
>suddenly a faint smell of shit reaches my nose
>I turn around, see some old peasant wearing a potato sack, with a bunch of insane fanatics with nunchuks behind him
>"u a sinner m8" he says and comes closer to me
>the stench of human and dog shit gets stronger; I finally realize that this old peasant is literally smeared with feces
>Scrunch my nose but it's not enough
>old peasant comes even closer
>"u wearing shoes m8"
>HOLY SHIT, I can smell his breath now, it literally stinks of rotten fruit, wet dog and decayed gums
>stop breathing because that's the only way to ignore the stench, meanwhile he keeps on rambling about fucking shoes and wine and atonement but I don't pay attention because my brain is shutting off due to lack of oxygen
>have to get some air, open my nose again
>"u mind if I sit m8? my arthritic knees are killing me"
>his rancid breath enters my nose and I can't fucking take it anymore, I puke all over him
>he just licks the vomit off his face and flashes a shit eating smug smirk as he orders his goons to arrest me
>next thing I know I'm in a filthy dungeon and septa Unella is raping me in the ass with a shoe
>she wants me to confess my sins but I've done nothing wrong
>I'm starving and dehydrated, ask for water
>septa Unella pours some water on her dirty feet and tells me to lick it
>desperate enough to do so but it doesn't help
>she leaves me in the dark and the rats start gnawing on my flesh
>I finally die, it's sad but at least I don't have to hear or smell their shit anymore or see the old peasant's smug grin
>there's literally nothing after life, only endless silent darkness
>hello darkness my old friend starts playing

>autists are actually trying to come up with nonsensical "twists" to explain Arya surviving her wounds

baka desu, it's the bullshit with "a handsome young man" all over again, where people actually thought Gendry was meant by this.

Ever heard of D&D's razor?
When a plothole can be explained either as a result of bad writing or as a setup to a clever twist, it will ALWAYS be the former?

the wedding never had a bedding, there's no one who can testify it happened

who are you quoting?

A Snow marrying a Bolton/Lannister = good politically for the Stark house....

make sense

That second picture is Dany

it's edited from pic related

This. Only valid complaints are things like Yara getting ships up to the Dreadfort. She'd have to go all the way around Westeros. Would probably take more than a year.

ywn cup her pronounced mound :(

>Season one
>show about political intrigue in medieval times

>Season six
>ice demons
>zombies
>giants
>dragons
>elves
>plasma grenades
>prophecies
>magic swords
>resurrection
>shapeshifting ninjas
>fucking TIME TRAVEL

nth for ser pounce

>"Could Theon find a place among the unsullied?"

Burn them all.

They're scary though, the militants, at least.
They are too robotic and hive mind like. They don't inspire the same feeling you get from a welcoming cult, more like " we're about to raid your house and bash your face in" feeling.
Does faith burn bom believers?

Reminder that the mormont girl is a good actress, but cordy is STILL the best girl.

I've never been to Bolton. Is it nice?

Oh no. Don't tell me Yara and the gang are going to have a wacky adventure in Dorne.

Oops, my bad

The best (worst) one was someone suggesting that the Hound will meet up with Arya and heal her up.

Literally what the fuck

BERN THEM ALL
THEY DESERVE HANDOUTS

They're perfect for each other because she's the only woman that makes him look tall

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Now that's a name i haven;t heard in a very long time

alfie a qt

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> show LITERARLY begins with Ice Zombies
> show LITERARLY talks about mystic stuff like trees with magic faces and dragons on the first episode
Try again fucker

The normies fan theories aren't any more stupid than yours. I mean... JonxSansa? Waif=Arya? You guys are nuts.

Because it goes down on you frequently.

Post lyanna

Nah, it just bashes them in the head with those clubs they carry around

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>tfw ser pounce will never have his rightful place in the kingsguard

r+l=j just seems so horribly tropey to me

Seems more like Sansa is replacing Arya from the outline.

Sansa instead of Arya had a thing with Tyrion and Sansa instead of Arya has fled to Castle Black and to Jon.