GOAT at cycling

>GOAT at cycling
>GOAT at hockey
>GOAT at sailing
>GOAT at horsing
>GOAT at triathlon
>GOAT at rowing
>GOAT at tennis
>GOAT at golf
>GOAT at tae kwon do
>upcoming GOAT at gymnastics
>upcoming GOAT at diving
>upcoming GOAT at swimming (since Phelps has retired and Peaty will become the new Phelps)

Can we, dare I say it, finish at the top of the medal table at Tokyo 2020?

Shit were it matters the most

>GOAT at horsing
I beg to differ

goat at having women who look like horses maybe

>can't win anything

kek

KEK

K E K

How many medals have Portugal won?

BY FAR the worst posters on this board, I'm truly ashamed

24 golden medals

a medal that's more valuable than all the shit you've won in the past decades.
pic related

>GOAT at shitposting

>tfw you have a nightmare that you're not British
>that feeling when you wake up and realise it was just a dream
THANK GOD

>Tae Kwon Do?

Since when? Women's one?

>a medal
>posts a trophy

You mean that one sport in which 22 overpaid fairies attempt to shepherd a bag of wind into a net?

Men's -80kg final tonight, lad

your eyesight is as bad as your teeth.

Fucking hell just stop, you're an embarrassment.

>Born in Bissau, Guinea-Bissau, Éder moved to Portugal as a child, and started playing football with Associação Desportiva e Cultural da Adémia in the Coimbra District at the age of 11.

DENIED

BTFO

>resorting to bandwagoning poortugal

how the "mighty" have fallen

>Using other nation's success to get one over your enemies

Still feeling bitter all these years later?

>enemies
please...your ego is shwoing. all I care about are the frogs and die kaasköppe. you bongs aren't even relevant

Didn't even know we had a chance at that.

Feels good

A turd covered in gold remains a turd.

That Euro 2016 made Portugal look like a winner, which certainly isn't the case - >we are perennial losers in every field (sports, science, economy, you name it). Just accept the miserable truth and stop with the delusions of grandeur.

The medal wasn't in the original picture though, just the necklace.

Pretty impressive Olympics form from GBR tßh.

But, reminder that your fat pasty ass did nothing towards any of that.

>cycling medals
>horsing medals
>rowing medals
Britsits

>swimming

fucking loled

Incorrect. I bought a lottery ticket.

>GOAT at Sailing

0 (zero) America's Cup victories. Top kek pomshits - you invented a race and then proceeded to never be able to win it.

Lord Ben Ainslie is on that case.

Team GB will finish 0th in 2020, THAT is how GOAT we are!

>GOAT at hockey
*Women's hockey

You mean mens hockey matters?

Men who play field hockey are puffs desu

>2-1
All of the golds won't erase this.

I mean ice hockey is the only hockey that matters, which you guys are shit at

GB made it to the semi final which was as far as Germany got

Do you think JoJo will get the gold in boxing?

No

Feels good to be the GOATest, my fellow gentleman.

You could, all depends on swimming. But I think China will go all out. They will literally tint Japan purple with so many piss.

>rowing
Getting BTFO by a country you hate the most lately :3