>be Australian
>get Genghis KHAN'd
Be Australian
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fuck off
*unsheathes plunger*
"Wanna lick my pole?"
I SAID FUCK OFF
t. genghis
*teleports behind you*
M'Sheila...
fuck off the both of you i am not in the mood, show some fucking respect
you'll be in the mood
when you get my root
next station
anal devastation
>e-"sport" memes
S-SHE'LL BE ROIT M8
Bloody hell, I posted that in April.
That was some long ass time ago
I'll be in Poland soon, visiting Warsaw and Krakow? Is there anywhere else I should visit?
Ulaanbaatar
you think that just because this is all online that you'll be able to escape me? I will come over there and fuck you up cunt don't even think i can't, i am wealthier than you know
you're fucked, cunt
What an interesting Polish name. What does it mean in English?
K
Skip Warsaw altogether. I know there is salt between Warsaw and Cracow, but I'm speaking from a perspective of a person who lives somewhere else. Warsaw is good for business, but it's a fairly ugly city where you have to search for nice places.
I unironically like the Salt Mine in Wieliczka. It's a breathtaking experience. I also enjoyed BiaĆystok, because they have Eastern Orthodox, Muslim (Tatar) themes and Esperanto trail too.
I'll stick my plunger so far up you're arse that you're going to ride like a winged hussar screaming "URRAAA" in a voice three times higher in pitch, girl
haha yeaaa get fucked mate
t. genghis khan
Nah you leave Sheila out of this she's for waifuing only.
yeah nah she'll be roight with my root up her cloaka, ill just have to get some antivenom
>tfw no Sheila gf to banter me while in bed
Up looks like I lost all reasons to live!
>ill smear you're snag with vegemite loike petrol shaman instructed and we'll go foor anal, righto? haha ohh YES the reception is MUCH better now
fucking laughed
me too
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Do Australian girls like American guys? Or are they the same as women here who can smell my autism a mile away.
>mfw the khan's descendants are doing his work, invading straya
>Be Poland
>Get invaded and near instantly rekt by Nazis
>War ends, Jews don't come back, lost territory to Soviets
>Soviets occupy country for 50 years
>Have to play catch up with the West
Sorry user, but they can smell your autism.
Someone explain this pls
m8, I don't even no.
>be Australia
>has steppes
>get KHAN'd