to all 'Straya-fags on here.
I want to move to Australia. Seriously.
This isn't like a "i hate trump" thing but I just wanna move to australia. What do I need to know? What do I need to do?
-Amerifag
Want to move to Australia wat do?
Jayden Barnes
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Lucas Wilson
Ask Chinese because they know well about how to emigrate to Australia
Gavin Harris
inb4 "fuck off we're full" or "easter?"
Hunter Myers
Me too.
I'm finishing my JD in a year and I was thinking of doing an LLM there to fill myself in on the few disparities between Can-Aus legal systems, and then trying to find a work placement afterwards.
Which is the best city: Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, Brisbane, Adelaide...?
Joseph Cook
I don't really know honestly, you could check on the immigration website (border.gov.au
But from what I can gather, you have to either be rich, or have a valuable skill (Indians and Asians usually come to study etc) and others do Labour work
Liam Moore
>obligatory: fuck off we're full
But if you're serious
>What do I need to do?
Idk. Apply for it? I've never been overseas (apart from bali). But we're pretty chill people as long as you're not a total dickhead.
Wyatt Moore
Shut your fucking mouth I asked for australians not you god damn china wannabes.
Jason Parker
Brisbane and Perth for cheap rent, but fuck all to do. Sydney and Melbum if you can afford the cost of living. Tradies and health professionals are in demand.
Ryan Sanders
what city in the US you from?
Christopher Cox
melbs only if you're a poofta
Jordan Ortiz
get a job in Australia that is open to foreigners and don't get fired or leave the country for long enough to become eligible for citizenship application
Jose Williams
I hear Melbourne is kinda like Vancouver (in terms of number of Chinese, high cost of living, but a more "trendy" city for the yuppie youth).
Is Sydney nice, or is it just like a Toronto? Cost of living isn't really an issue assuming I can find work.
Andrew Hill
Sydney is probably the cleanest chinese city around
Gavin Lopez
>american
fuck off we're full
Jayden Lopez
i'm from buffalo, NY
i want some god damn warm weather.
Daniel Powell
Melbourne is the place to be
Sydney is unaffordable unless you get a really nice job or want to travel an hour to work every day.
Brisbane is a bogan shithole full of xenophobes
Perth just lost the mining boom so it's starting to die
Darwin is an aboriginal shithole
Adelaide is ... okay but not really going anywhere
Tasmania is dead
Julian Richardson
Not full enough for a tens of thousands of Emus though huh?
Fuck what you want I'm comin in and I'm fuckin staying.
Camden Jackson
Most cities here are a fair bit more expensive than buffalo, but not as bad as a city like NYC or San Fran in terms of rent, utilities etc..
Easiest way in is to be a skilled professional with a job offer.
James Morgan
Jeez Sydney is expensive
Luis Russell
sydney is the most expensive place in the world to buy a house after shanghai iirc
Gabriel Reyes
>I want to move to Australia. Seriously.
Why? I've only ever dreamed of getting out.
Christian Gonzalez
Several reasons. Warm weather, beautiful area, incredible wildlife, I dunno really.
It's just been something I've always wanted to do.
Lucas Russell
You already sound better than the European immigrants.
Jacob James
What is Australia doing to curb housing prices, if anything?
BC enacted a foreign buyers tax of 15% recently, and it has only flatlined prices and caused a resulting spike in Toronto now that the Chinese are taking their money there.
Asher Reed
trying to stop chinese buyers but it's not really doing anything since australians are starting to do the same thing and buy up houses because the only way the price can go is up
Jackson Moore
Chinese Australia
Lincoln Ross
The Chinese get blocked when trying to buy large amounts of land here. It's mostly agricultural but I think it happens in urban areas as well.
I would like to see some decentralization. As it currently stands, if you're not in Sydney or Melbourne you're missing out in a lot of ways. That naturally brings people from the countryside to the big city, in search of something resembling a modern life.
It's anecdotal, but I plan on going to university in 2018. There's one school in my town and it serves the surrounding countryside. It only has two majors for a bachelor of science, if I want anything extra I have to change campus to Melbourne. It's shit like that that brings people out of the country and to the big city, then the offer of jobs keeps them there.
James Peterson
it's not. It's 7th behind
Monaco
Hong Kong
London
Singapore
Geneva
New York City
still expensive but not as LE APOCALYPTIC as sydrunts make it out to be
Jackson Moore
Canberra. All the faggots elsewhere are just jealous of our prosperity and success.
Brody Fisher
unemployment rate for JD grads in Australia is something foolish right now, like north of 60%
Lincoln Walker
Well I'm gonna hit the sack for tonight.
Thanks for all the support/information you guys!
I really hope I can get there soon.
good luck with those emus ;)
Dylan Young
>forgetting Canberra
Lucas Scott
Chinese people only make up 4% of the population, but they congregate in areas (particularly places in Sydney and Melbourne) which gives the illusion there are a lot more. People also mistake SE Asians (Vietnamese, Thai ect.) for Chinese.
>cost of living really isn't an issue
Depends on your job. I assume you're going to be renting. Tbh renting in inner Sydney isn't as prohibitive as people claim it is. Poorfag students manage to do it. It helps if you have a decent wage ($60-$80k) and are sharing with people. Wages are generally higher here.
The weekly rent for my last place was $250 each (4 bedrooms, 4 people) in the inner west right next to the city.
You are pissing money away though, getting into the Sydney property market is not realistic for the vast majority who live here.
Sydney is a very nice place to live though (weather, lifestyle etc) if you can afford it. Good idea to get a car because it's very large and public transport pretty bad.
Tyler Green
t. genghis khan
Alexander Davis
autism
Jose Green
this
>they'll never know how good it is
Luke White
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
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abc.net.au
>downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
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>need a fucking license for paintball guns
paintballaustralia.com.au
>need a license for crossbows
ballisticfirearms.com.au
>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
ozlasers.com
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
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>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
productsafety.gov.au
>smokeless tobacco is banned
productsafety.gov.au
>toys containing beads are banned
productsafety.gov.au
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
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news.com.au
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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en.wikipedia.org
>video games are expensive as shit
Adam Morales
t. khan
Anthony Bailey
>LA
What the fuck? L.A. isn't even expensive by normal standards, what the hell is it doing on this list?
Luis Wood
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
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next.ft.com
AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.
>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper
Lincoln Allen
I'm out fuckers. Thanks for the help :)
Hopefully I can move there soon, it's a shitshow over here.
Caleb Walker
Laters :)
Charles Sanders
Prettt mich why I'd never live permanently in australia. If I went to school there it'd be fine because it'd still be roughly the same.
Of course there's no point in actually doing stuff about it because of foreign-influence-btfo. It's like they (also include europe) don't even look at America and realize how shitty their laws are. How much further will they have to be nannied? It'd make a great history lesson.
Noah Allen
Give me your American passport and I'll give you my Aussie one, deal?
Henry Diaz
>Moving to a predominately English speaking country
Good luck with that. Your only hopes are to get a STEM degree and hope you're good enough to get hired or get rich and invest a significant amount in the country.
Connor Jenkins
fuck off we're full
Brandon Brown
>have American passport
>still get detained and deported
Caleb Gutierrez
Don't.
Brandon Martin
learn Chinese
Kevin Torres
Be rich desu
Anthony Evans
Where?
Mason Stewart
Perth lost the mining boom several years ago, but ultimately we are still suffering
>6.9% unemployment
>roughly 15% youth unemployment
Wyatt Thomas
Please don't go to bali
Blake White
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds