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64 good men

jedis use jewish hand tricks.

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STANNIS

>40000 dragons, and he drank and whored it all within months

Go hard or go home

Surely whipping out her dad's sword would have convinced her

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op you had one job

Has a fannis.

hello there little sister

What do you think the actual population of Westeros is?
How about Essos?
If both continents were completely united, which one would win in a war?

Why didn't she demand for Longclaw back?

all heil king & queen

>BEST LADY
>BEST LORD COMMANDER
>BEST FRIENDZONE COMMANDER
>BEST LAUGHER AT SOME RANDOM NORTHMAN IN ROBB'S ARMY
>COOL SWORD

All the Mormonts need is BEST SURROGATE PAPA to be best house

>Reminder that Stannis' most glorious moment was four thousand cavalry attacking eight people sitting around a camp in a forest
>We didn't get a charge like this

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The last 2 OP's suck

xth for best ship

Durotan will convince Gul'Dan to open a portal and save the Dothraki the hassle to sail to Westeros

screencap this

What was he trying to say?

>yfw the Lord of Light walks amongst us

Don't compare constantly retconned generic shit to ASOIAF

62 GOOD MEN

Jon was hiding it from her under his garments. Better in his hands then in the hands of a little girl.

Continued discussion from last thread.

Not only are most of the facts and figures of westeros retarded, but also the ages.

Jon is a badass warrior, explorer and lord commander at 14. Tyrion was 13 when he married and gangraped Tysha. Rickon's going to be 6 or 7 when he returns to the story and it's going to be fucking retarded. Daenerys at 13 is leading a khalasar.

If ever there were to be a remaster of the books, two years should be added to everyone's age, and then the books would make a lot more sense.

Ramsay, I am disappoint.

honestly idk whh you guys are posting here instead of reddit i'm getting in super deep shit over there and having great discussions

did we ever see roberts basterd daughter in the eyrie?

>dat new House Mormont sigil

>tfw everyone is laughing at the paltry Mormont force of 62 men
>tfw Jon's army is losing at Winterfell
>tfw suddenly BEAR CAVALRY

>Jon is a badass warrior, explorer and lord commander at

Jon doesn't become lc before his 16.

RHODOKS

Post yfw /Highgarden/ dies in 2 episodes

Yeah even GRRM admitted it was retarded, since when he started writing, the books were meant to be a trilogy, with a 5 year timeskip between 2 and 3 i think.
Also you're using ages from the beginning of AGOT, like 2-3 years passed from the beginning of AGOT to the end of ADWD

No, she was cut. Same as Edric. Gendry's the only bastard of note in the series apart from that baby that got stabbed.

I think you mean Hoegarden

Not to mention most comfy dwelling.

because in reality, mormonts did not have valerian sword. jeor lied.

More like 17- he's 15 in GoT.

>no backlink

Lyanna would be ashamed

>character actually says "you dogs move" and cracks a whip

the memes that would follow if this happened in Game of Thrones would crash the board.

Young Griff will marry her.

I agree. I love Sup Forums (support Hillary, etc.), but the Sup Forumstards have invaded this board.

I just want to talk about GoT and not have faggot fred-reddit memes.

Just fuck you assholes. I've been on Sup Forums for three months, I'm a certified oldfag. Go back to your white racist websites please. Okay thanks byeeeeee

So what episode is Stannis coming back lads?
Surely this was already leaked

>it's another /davos saves the day/ episode

>remaster of the books
>remaster

Like I said, I'm going through them now and changing the ages. I decided on adding 3 years for everyone. It's not too bad but the problem is you have to catch the off hand date references and make sure they still match up.

You have ten whole seconds to give me a plausible and realistic way for Stannis Baratheon to still be alive.

Pro tip: you can't

Why do they always use those terrible CGI castles
It can't be that expensive to just use a real place

Stannis is alive and will marry Lyanna Morment.

hey look the redditors learned how to use the > green quote feature, this is so cute

He's a faceless man, and someone else died in the battle

He's AA and AA can't actually die

OTP coming through

Stannis is dead.

Lyanna will marry one of Tormund or Karsi's daughters

Where exactly would you recommend IRL?

Why didn't Jon return the Mormont's sword?

He was keeping his head down and pretending to be her septon. Stannis and Lyanna are the real threat to the north. Renly took storms end so Stannis will take Lyanna who's soul is clinging to her namesake.

Conleth is not a eunuch

>Saddest ... imprisoning me ... all that I see

Everything after season one is just a dream by Cressen.
He wakes up and we start at the Clash of Kings epilogue.

Screenshot this.

>drinking from a modern bottle shaped canteen

Bravo Dabid

Literally nothing wrong with that.

If that happens, we'll likely have a repeat of the Jaime/Cersei situation with Jon/Sansa, only this time he dies without suspicion due to Sansa's devilish side

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Because that shit is white walker Kryptonite

>implying I'm going to give that shit back

Pretty rude

Stannis best king and best mature man

Why would he? It's more useful against the WW than with some little girl

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Jon is AA.

:3

>Support Hillary
If you're going to b8 at least make it believable.

it is not mormont's anymore.

and i don't think it was theirs to begin with. jeor lied about longclaw.

nth for "Comely Edd"

The starks are in short supply these days so best not mention it. Plus she hasn't seen the sword before. He'll probably use it with the missing piece brienne holds to reforge ice.

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He should've left it for Edd.

No, Stannis is

This will be his "resurrection"

I beg to differ

Does anyone else think Jon/Dany/Sansa is the most likely end?

Rhaegar had two wives, both members of his family, so it wouldn't be so outrageous for Jon to shack up with both his aunt and cousin.

>implying the entire story isn't dreamed by Bran while he is in a coma

And if ICE was still where it's supposed to be then he might have.

But Tywin fucked everything up and gave that shit away, so any dragonsteel you can get your hands on is fair game.

She's just so homely :3

reminder that the series ends with the cotf severing the neck like they severed dorne, except this time to stop the others

winterfell and the rest of the north falls

no he didn't you faggot

GEE, WINTER SURE IS SLOW IN COMING

Did the sacrifice of Shireen literally stave off winter for years?

Really we wish he'd stuck with the time-skip plan instead of adding a shit load of new characters into the mix really late and the whole mess that was ADwD

wat a tweest that would be

pls no sansa

Daenerys is a blackfyre so she'll need Jon for legitimacy. Jon needs Sansa for the North so most likely will happen. He'll sire Targaryens and Starks. Unite the north back into the realm after it's short lived independence.

>implying the entire story that bran is dreaming isn't taking place within the eyes of a blue eyed giant named Macumba

Lyanna and Rhaegar were not related. But Aegon married both sisters- one for duty and one for love

what if instead of LSH we get lord fireheart, a resurrected zombie stannis who purges the peasants

>Winter Is Coming
>not really lol

tfw Ned was nothing but a master ruseman

goyim? is that you?

if the most important thing happening towards the end of the story is relationship drama then we will have much more pressing concerns with the writing than who ends up with whom.

>Hey Sansa, when we're married we can throw who ever we want through the moon door
>Sansa response

Time to Jump on the Arryn Bandwagon.

>implying she isn't one of Tormund's daughters herself

>implying the severing happened
>implying it wasn't just global warming

Fuck, I meant Aegon.

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