Why are we so good in the Water, Lads?

Why are we so good in the Water, Lads?

Natural habitat of whales.

>that flag
>that post
Stop

Long, hot summers attract many people to the pool. We start them young.

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Swimming away from blacks. They're adapting though

I don't get it either.

99% of your population aren't even natural born swimmers nor are they proficient at it. Indeed they have a tendency to be a bit less floaty than most.

WHY

>lel as fuck

You know the US is barely more overweight than the rest of the 1st world right?

aquatic ape theory

>99% of your population aren't even natural born swimmers

What do you mean?

ROIDS and EPO are why any champion wins.

Do I have to spell it out for you?

PEE IN THE LOO

>Americans saying lad(s)
>Americans saying wanker

If you could summarize it in the title of a single porn site particularly popular as a Sup Forums meme, I'd appreciate it.

>Brits using screenshots from the American version of The Office

FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA

Americans are only good at butterfly swimming, literally the memiest of all. The records of the rest are all owned by other nationalities.

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Reminder that the blue ribbon competitions records are held by a Brazilian.

Katrina

Are you implying that 99% of Americans are black?

It's actually only 13%

Learned naval superiority from our dad. The worlds oceans belong to the united states. Its not a shock that we're the best in the water, it was our destiny.

This.

It's the Anglo MUH NAVAL TRADITION.

They are in a constant state of swimming due to all the piss flooding their country.

>Brits saying dude

hey least the piss would actually get filtered afterwards instead of just washing out into some poopy lagoon with a thick layer of fecal fudge crust. Top hue bro