Let the ratings hit the floor

let the ratings hit the floor
let the ratings hit the floor
let the ratings hit the floor
let the ratings hit the

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FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

That consensus is fucking brutal.

>G-GUYS IT'S IN THE 20'S NOW, IT'S GOING UP, IT'LL PROBABLY END IN THE 60'S

Number 1 at the box office baby! Vidyakino is here!

for a site that thinks everyone and everything are shit, this place sure does hold rotten tomatoes in high regard

and this is coming from someone who thinks this movie looks like shit

Critics know what is best for us, they really do, or else they wouldn't have been hired. I wish you guys would just be a little nicer to your superiors.

Not saying that this was the movie of the year or a masterpiece but 16% is way too low.

i only clicked on this thread for this post

>literally been going down steadily every other day
It's glorious how buttmad the Sup Forums crossposters are.

>Sup Forums crossposters
It's not even them.
All the Sup Forums threads about this movie are basically people laughing at it.
Don't know where the drones shilling it come from.

This

As a person whos played all the games and even read the warcraft books I must say that this movie is pure trash. 16% is far too kind. It doesnt explain the plot at all and if you dont know what happened BEFORE the movies story and AFTER it, you have no idea whats going on.

Drowning Pool were shit

What do you like to order at Denny's senpai?

Myself I go for the American Slam w/ English muffins, delish.

Obviously the critics have been bribed.
That's 16% higher than it deserves.

Liar - the only people who eat at Denny's are truckers and people too fat to use a computer.

this is what happens when you put a bong in charge of a very successful American franchise

>+94% want to see
>average rating: 4.1 (41%)
>implying the critics aren't plebs
>"not enough quips"
>implying it's bad

Do you suppose there's anyone on here who thinks this is going to be good? At this point these threads are probably just 100% shitposters.

>videogame flicks
>good
Leave, fat nerd.

>bending the narrative to support your fanwankery
Every Warcraft thread ever.

Yet if it was rated in the 90%'s you'd be praising RT as gospel

"want to see" went from 97% before reviews hit, and is now at 94%. reviews doesn't seem to make much difference, if we only take these numbers into consideration. many probably didn'¨t bother changing their vote anyway.

>WoW is just another "videogame"
>Duncan Jones can even think of watching a flick, let alone directing one
reddit is that way

I wish you weren't but you're actually right

>Yet if it was rated in the 90%'s you'd be praising RT as gospel

It's almost as if people cite whatever source is on their side without caring about it in the slightest.

Reminder that almost every movie gets a +90% "Want to see" rating. This isn't the accolade you're making it out to be

>>Yet if it was rated in the 90%'s you'd be praising RT as gospel
This

>>without caring about it in the slightest
>9k+1 Apologize, X on Suicide Watch, Based Critic says X, It Keeps Going Up
Sure showed me, m8

Thats alot of Le Laughing Evans Mang

Nobody was showing you anything autist. Just a remark in general.

>American franchise

Ripped off of a British franchise. Never forget that Blizzard just shamelessly stole Warhammer from the Bongs and never looked back.

Same thing for Starcraft. The Zergs are the Tyranids, etc. Blizzard were always thieves even if their thefts were well done.

Sorry bro, typo.
>*They* sure showed me
Wasn't directed at you

BvS gets a low rating. Sup Forums shits itself and claims the critic don't know their asses from their elbows. Yet if any other movie gets a low rating Sup Forums acts like it's the word of God. I hate this hipster website sometime.

Why is Sup Forums so wrong? Just again and again in every prediction. Deadpool will be a flop. Batman v Superman will be the most successful as well as critically acclaimed movie of all time. Warcraft will be the arrival of vidyakino and end cape movies. Just again and again and again.

Every single other specialist board on Sup Forums even if out of sheer luck gets things right about its chosen subject but Sup Forums is just continually wrong. Why?

critics know more than you.

To be fair, the BvS sympathizers are the minority. Most people (rightfully so) think BvS is a steaming turd. Warcraft seems to have more apologists, but that can be tallied up as Sup Forums runoff

lol

their ratings say otherwise

Algae knows more than him

I don't know about that...

They're both crap with autistic fanbases who blindly follow & preach that their turd is shinier than your turd

>but that can be tallied up as Sup Forums runoff
never been to Sup Forums and this movie is better than return of the king

>Implying that isn't one or two "Off the charts" autists obsessing over shit no one cares about
Abitap comes to mind

>critics slam BvS
lol, who listens to critics these days, they're just pushing their agenda, BvS is pure kino, it's art!

>critics slam Warcraft
lol, critics right again guys, i knew it, huehuehuehuehue!

Sup Forums uses critics whenever it is convenient to support their argument

>no one has ever lied on the interwebs

>not knowing how based denny's twitter was

someone post the Sup Forums related tweets

of course its getting bad reviews
how many balding nu-male "critics" desperate for any female attention whatsoever are actually going to say they like warcraft?

well I'm not, rotk was a snoozefest

can we agree that the BvS posters are the most autstic?

Warcraft just broke Furious 7's all time midnight opening record in China.

twitter.com/ChinaBoxOffice/status/740194365281292288 (embed)

>WARCRAFT earned est. ¥55.4M ($8.4M) from Tuesday midnight screenings, tops Furious 7's all-time midnight record.

I don't know. Warcraft autists tend to have no connection to reality, & spend the remainder of most threads fanwanking about WOW & bad fanfiction-tier "predictions" about the inevitable sequels

At least BvS posters provide us with MAX level autism like pic related

i'm pretty sure anyone who calls themselves a film critic has long given up any hope for female attention

can't say I disagree, the BvS ones are pretty entertaining.

In this rate they'll have to give it a negative rating

>meanwhile on a decent site: 7.9/10
imdb.com/title/tt0803096/

dropped after the qt draenei dies 2 mins in

Aside from the new Ghostbusters movie, who the fuck takes the time to go to a site and says they don't want to see something?

>imdb
>decent
wew

This is the second thread I've seen this evening and already i am full of keks.

I love you Sup Forums

t.Big Guy

i'd rather listen to critics then Internet fanboys.

than

They should have put the budget into a porn movie.

> Director Uwe Boll contacted Blizzard about directing the film, but Blizzard refused. As quoted by MTV news Uwe Boll stated: "I got in contact with Paul Sams of Blizzard, and he said, 'We will not sell the movie rights, not to you... especially not to you. Because it's such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income, what the company has with it."
ironic...

The reviews do all seem to be retarded and poorly reasoned for the most part.

>"Look at this video game nerd-shit, thanks god I'm actually and alpha-male pussy pounder, too many white males, I think this film is an allegory for the refugee crisis and that makes me mad, it's not lord of the rings, and I just don't get it."

I think a lot of this is just critics signalling the fact that they hate fantasy or something.

>destroy the established lore with the movie
>Make orc's dindu nuffins, muh noble savages
>zowie bowie said he took inspiration from the way the refugees have been treated


Hmmm, I wonder why it is shit, the SJW should be all over it. The sub numbers have been plummeting in game ever since the orcs were turned into noble savages as well.

I tend to only care about the top critics score. Too many lesser critics let their ideals and politics affect their opinion. I only care about a technical analysis. Could not care less about racial quotas, perceived social agendas, and other shit like that.

The subs have been plummeting because the game is stale and the gameplay changes cater to the fickle casuals with the attention span of a goldfish.

>>Make orc's dindu nuffins, muh noble savages
Warcraft 3 already did that.

Jesus, it's almost as if all the loudest people about this movie are all the most clueless and I say this for both sides.

>the gameplay is stale
>the gameplay has been changed to cater to casuals

These are mutually exclusive arguments.

>BELIEVING THE JEWISH VEGETABLE
>2016

k

>no cinematic value

>explosive magic
>giant orcs bashing humans
>violence pushing the 12 rating to its limits

If anything this movie is a cinema experience just for that.

they sue everyone who makes one

>warcraft 3 did that

Thrall directly acknowledged that he was stealing land to build org, and would kill any humans who tried to take it back. Jaina was the villian, both with what she did to her father, and with arthas.

If you think orcs were dindu's in W3, you were not playing attention.

twitter.com/ChinaBoxOffice/status/740194365281292288

>TFW critic babbies completely BTFO

>critics don't like the anti numale film

Wow I am shocked.

First post best post

that line made me laugh too

"no cinematic value" really? Coming from the same site that would ogle over the story of a lesbian living in a run down apartment working as a barista?

>it's derivative from the game from the company that supported this

How is this in any way shape or form valid criticism?

But their characters are built for sex.....

It's a weird paradox. Overwatch is a prime example of this - they remove poses for being "too sexy" when their characters are fucking oozing sexiness

CAPESHITTERS BTFO

>v-vidyakino is here

I'm not expecting much, but I'm hopeful.

It's an Interstellar situation for me: at this point, I'm going in for the sole specific purpose of getting lost in a new world. No critical shit about it: if it draws me in, I'm happy.

Same here. That's all I want from a Warcraft movie

>stealing land to build org
From who? A bunch of animals?

>kill any humans who tried to take it back.
Durotar had no native humans. There's nothing to "take back" since it wasn't theirs to begin with. Daelin was just a retard who insisted on a pointless conflict.

>Jaina was the villian
For doing what?

>both with what she did to her father
Her dad showed up, usurped her authority and started a war for no reason.

>and with arthas.
Yes, mass murder and getting his ass corrupted was pure genius on his part. Who wouldn't support such a great plan.

Just go back to spamming the RT score, you'll look less stupid.

this is bait.

I just find it hilarious that Tracer was the one they were all worried about when you have literal blue sex demoness Widowmaker over here

To be fair though Tracer's booty is bangin'

Lets not forget Karrigan

still better than bvs

This is the absence of an argument.

Really needed a couple symbol wacks before this post.

Like *tsh tsh* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Finally attained a purity on level with Roland Emmerich's tour de kino

I think the hambeast who was angry about it felt that Tracer should be their pure innocent character, despite being a hottie in skin-tight spandex or whatever that is.

Sup Forums used to be the go to shitters who started to make up a sizable portion of Sup Forums

Sup Forums is less normies now and the normies started coming from reddit and they all wound up here for some fucking reason178

It turned out the idiot objecting to the pose was a dude. Let that sink in.

>MFW Blizzard keked themselves with the force of an angry god

16% Rotten Tomaotes

$1.6 Billion Worldwide Box Office?

The so-called "blizzard shills" are just europeans who have seen the movie.

You'll stop accusing us of being shills when it comes out in the USA and you've seen the movie.

Is it the Jupiter Ascending of our generation, or has it achieved full Battlefield Earth mode?

>m-muh daughter

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