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Jonsa and Sansa will kill Littlefinger Edition

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Azor Jon!

Not Jon, Sansa will just domme him to death. He'll die a happy man though.

will sansa survive the series?

Jonsa

Reminder

heil king & queen

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nth for Stannis not dead/LSH

Robin/Lyanna a cute! Lyanna would make a man out of him!

If CIA and Bronn die, I literally have noone to root for in the show anymore.

Spoken like a true autist. Very aware of patterns, but failing to take into account the subtle aspects of characters.
If Stannis was still alive, Brienne wouldn't be able to lie about it with such conviction. She's a shitty liar, because she barely understands the concept of deception, as that's dishonorable, and she's a giant honorfag.

Nor would she have a reason to approach Davos and Mel to make the proclamation that she executed him. If she gave him mercy, then it would be in her best interest to say nothing, as no one saw her execute him. There's nothing to gain by talking about it. And in fact, the more she proclaims she killed him, the more of a liar she makes herself.

What happened to Dragonstone and Storm's End?

No way they fit on Gendry's boat.

She looks like Frank Gambale

New CLEGANEBOWL theme

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>People are now actively shipping characters

How did /got/ fall so low?

Yes, she has to birth the next generation of Stark-Tully children, with some Targ thrown in there to give them claims to the Iron Throne, Riverrun and North

Tumblr demand she does

what's with the bulge?
does she has a dick?

>I'm going to go fuck the tits off of this one

Wait a minute, She has a dick?!

You can't "Fuck the tits off of this one" unless you have a dick.

Anyone else feel like Ian McShane was completely wasted?

Reminder, your lord hand demands you report any Blackfyre shits.

reddit has been linking to us

God I wish.

night king?

I NEED THE PICTURE OF MARGAERY HANDING GRANDMA TYRELL THE SLIP OF PAPER WITH STANNIS'S FACE ON IT NOW

Why is post-resurrection Jon so worthless?

>The poor disgust me and I want to spit in their faces.
What did Highgarden mean by this?

can we report Dany?

stannis is love, stannis is life

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so go look for it in the previous threads. it's been posted ten times today alone.

Of course
>sansa
>tyrion
>dany
These people have the most plot armor

>Bran gets to winterfell as Jon does
>Jon get Bran to send the night king a message via wiernet
>1v1 me irl bruh

Night's King returns "COME AT ME SNOW"

Yup she didn't throw away Theon's dick like her father asked her, she kept it

I don't get this.
If she is actually a man, why did she try to pull the "First Queen of the Iron Islands" Schtick?

Wouldn't it be easier if she revealed she was male?

and jon

She still has Theon's in a box.

>triggering

That's sexist.

Next you'll say lesbians can't take each other's virginities cause they have no dick

It's just a fucking wuip so the audience understands.

Are you going to tell Yara she can't fuck the tits off of someone?

I hope not, she is literally the most stuck up retarded character in the show right now. I hate everything about her.

still would though

who else /depression/ here

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Right? He didn't even say cocksucker once!

Here you go, my lad.

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I thought she said "suck the tits off".

I never thought about it, but I guess technically lesbians can't take each other's virginity.

So women that have been lesbians for life are still virgins. Because dildos don't make a girl not a virgin right?

user, try as you might you can't actually fuck the tits off anyone. They're on there pretty good. It's gonna take a bit more than that.

my fucking sides

37:32 time mark
Definitely says "Fuck the tits off"
Which is impossible UNLESS she is actually a man.

Danny is a qt

They're gonna scissor like no tomorrow

I hate that I can't leave this thread for more than a few minutes at a time. It's cutting into my work. And the fact that I'm getting less work done, is making me depressed.

>game of JUST

>what are idioms

yeah but that's not "fucking"

Maybe she has a medieval strap-on made of wood or something.

He's like Buffy worthless. Next he'll start hate fucking the person he despises the most.

>spends all her time with male sailors
>talks like them too
Not a hard connection to make

>people are seriously debating whether lesbians can take each others' virginities
Proof it was a nothing happened the episode

nice blog post

Not me, Watched the show, and I just started the books for the first time, and I genuinely have no idea what's going to happen each chapter.

Feelssogoodman

>Episode 8
>Brienne arrives to find the Lannisters laying siege and gets captured with Poderick
>Jaime lets them go because of muh plot
>Episode ends with her walking into a sept and we see a man praying at the altar
>She approaches him
>"You want revenge against the woman who cost you your entire family? Ride with us to Winterfell and take your vengeance. If you help us win the battle, the witch is yours"
>Man praying at the altar stands up and turns to her
>It's Stannis
>He looks over at a Dragonstone guardsman
>"Gather the men"
>Camera pans outside with thousands of soldiers gearing up, with the Season 1 Baratheon theme playing
>Cuts to black

How hype would /got/ be if this happened?

well it was an improperly used idiom OR they are foreshadowing that she actually either is a man or grafted on Theon's dick like others suggested

The hymen is the only real way to tell. What else are you gonna do? Take her word for it? Let me know how that works out for you.

I've known plenty of women who lost their virginities horseback riding.

>The Seven Kingdoms gotta be littered with the ashes of my offspring

>the nothing happened episode was better than anything we got so far
wew

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stop being such a pedantic virgin.

>ywn be molested by Euron
>ywn be "chosen"
>ywn hear the screaming rusted hinge
>ywn be used for a blood magic ritual to summon a kraken
feelsbadman

Post yfw
> Jon ends up sitting in the iron throne
> Rickon becomes Lord of Winterfell and takes Lyanna Mormont as his wife
> Sansa can fuck off to become a septon or whatever she wants, she's a soon-to-be Bolton widower.

as hyped as when Cleganebowl starts

>They keep mentioning Stannis is dead in every episode

REEEEEEEE I KNOW PLEASE JUST LEAVE IT

an open letter to the frog-fags

she isnt attractive, infact shes fucking hideous. who do you think you are trolling? its like junior varsity tier trolling at best. step up your game shitposters

>Triggered because someone dares question the holy bastion of girl on girl love
Admit it. The line "I'm going to go Fuck the tits off of this one" when referring (lets assume it was) lesbian activities was either an extremely corny line or it alluded to the fact that she has some kind of dick

Rickon dies before the Battle and Jon gets crowned King

GET GUD faggot

If there's a copout and we won't get the Mountain fighting SOMEBODY, I'm going to scream and hurt someone.

thanks familiae

yes

Is there one for Cleganbowl confirmed?

hang yourself my man

IT'S TO SURPRISE US WHEN HE RETURNS

don't remind me

I'm going to go with option A

Admit it. You're autistic.

>Jon taking the Iron Throne
>Implying the Night's Watch won't be defunct after the final defeat of the Others and he melts the throne own and has it reforged into swords for his new order of Westerosi Rangers to patrol the ad-hoc Republic of Seven

lol, I notice that too. Every characters makes it a point that he's dead.

"And Stannis doesn't have a head" - Sansa.

we're all autistic here

you cant handle the truth, no truth handler you

i deride your truth handling abilities

you need to get new pics to spam. At least find an attractive woman

Stop user I'm trying to get it out of my mind

At first I thought it was to drive it home so the autists would finally accept it.

But now, with how frequent it's become, I can't help but think they're building up to something. A total chekovs gun.

The fact that people believe you need a dick to fuck the tits off of someone, only supports the SJW rhetoric that entertainment needs more LGBT representation. Because a lot of you all are painfully ignorant, and need the exposure.

an open letter to the sansa-fags

she isnt attractive, infact shes fucking hideous. who do you think you are trolling? its like junior varsity tier trolling at best. step up your game shitposters

>post yfw stannis is alive
>post yfw its jaqen hqar with stannis mask

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no one is denying it's a corny as fuck line.