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Poor girl tho, gonna be destroyed for years behind a keyboard by women who couldn't win a barangay beauty contest and foreveralone guys.
Very venus raj tier

pertamax gan

Animeme

Just sharing

I dont know why but i Cant stop laughing

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Top kek

Is this the new anti manila butthurt tantrum?

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>malaxia

there's literally nothing wrong with being whitewashed™

I fetishise Asian women.

Thoughts?

What a shame if that's a flip girl

As if our president doesn't look like one

Don't go to the Philippines with a filipina woman.
People will make fun of you two.
In here, a filipina with a male foreigner is an embarassment, but a filipino with a female foreigner is an achievement and an accomplishment.

I am a nigger

Then go to Malaysia
Its truly Asia

>People will make fun of you two.

That's part of my fetish

They shouldve hosted it in Sulu island to promote peace and integration

I have a tiny Indonesian kontol

we all do. unless you're talking about a micro benis, you might as well consider killing yourself if that's the case.

I have dominion over the Asian people.

If you want a filipina then make sure she's high quality, meaning she actually graduated college and has a good-paying job, or else you'll end up with a robot that will only "love" you for your money and your relationship with her will be stale as fuck.
I have never seen "true love" between a foreigner and a filipina before. It's always like a white pervert dating a brown robot slut.

domo arigato mr roboto

This

Brown monkey sluts are only after free citizenship and foreign money to funnel to her family

>guy dates a chink
yeah whatever
>guy dates korean gook
wow pare putangina nice moves bro
>guy dates jap
shieett bro anong gayuma binigay mo diyan
>guy dates any caucasian girl
fug suwerte mo tsong pakamatay ka na
>guy dates a black girl
tangina ang sama ng tama mo brad
>guy dates an middle eastern chick
pare puro buhok iyan hindi naliligo

:^)

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All of these are true.
>tfw I have a 9/10 russian wife
Feels good walking around with her in public. People look at me with amazement.

in other words flip girls who already migrated to Australia
top kek

>believing flip trannies in Sup Forums ever

this

pics or didn't happen

fuck fuck fuck

what just happened

I kept making making mistakes and chose to delete my post.

Perks of not wearing glasses

thanks
i procured the asian women

>it's an aussie sex tourist episode
I am so glad that only the ugly girls I know that went there end up with white boyfriends.

SEX TOURISTS GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY

SEX TOURISTS ARE WELCOME


BRING MONEY

kys

and HIV.

I swear had to attend 6 seminars for HIV awareness last year.

SO NO.

Help my friend, please

pengen ngentot gan

There was actually widespread looting of goods and what's left of US stockpiles by civilians after the US troops moved out and before the Japs came to conquer Manila.

Nothing wrong at all, imagine what would you be without it? You'd be slamming your head on the ground everyday.

Stop being a faggot then.

thanks

Are cock with 14.5cm length and 12cm girth consider small?

I am a devout Christian and I hate LGBTs

yes
t. Nigerian

>be doctor
>work 18 hour shifts due to lack of staff and funding
>tired af
>tiredness led to committing a negligent
>accident causes death
>get sent to prison for gross negligent manslaughter
>courts doesn't give one about your circumstances
>doctors btfo again
kek

become a trap

Hi I'm back again asking PLEASE for more ASEAN migrants

We have lots but need some more

Which country did that happen?

Will you let me fuck your boipucci since its small?

Is Thailand better than the Philippines for women?

depends what you're looking for m8
this

Lina is perfect in every way

Only if you say please

>that feel when you love aseans but they don't love you back

thailand

UK

the doctor was imported from Germany, he only had 3 hours of sleep before he started working, he didn't spoke English well, and he only just arrived in the UK. He was prosecuted here, but extradited back to Germany. He btfo'd the family of the patient by German gov refusing to put him in prison and letting him continue practicing medicine.

How much will you pay me? My face actually really look like my sister, and her face at least 8.5/10

Are there any white people in SEA at all that aren't Australian tour rapists?

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I would fuck you right here and now

Are you glad that none of your hot cousins end up with bule?

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Hi

bule boleh

Hi. Time to get raped

お願いご主人様,私のおちんちん。。。ああ。。は。。。

German government handled it pretty well imo. Being subjected to that working-hour and still expected to function properly is pushing it too hard.

kek she couldn't relax

>that feel when can't fuck traps because they all have bigger dicks and would laugh at you

please murder me

Not for my cousins it seems.

I likely have several bastard children overseas who have never known their father's name

You can be the trap instead

Scully pls

Funny. I had a classmate back in high school who was proud of his Caucasian genes. Turns out his mother was a whore who got impregnated by a sex tourist.

I'm too tall which also makes having a micropenis much worse.

>that feel when worst of both worlds

Hi M'laysia

Apa khabar?

Merry Christmas

scully's boipucci's already being pounded in jail together with his bisaya gf.

Wtf is wrong with him?

No. You have to be a trap now and pay

What the fuck?

In what part of the Philippines are the best girls?

Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong zing wao wing wong

Jeez, why you guys are so horny, unlike girls I only have 2 holes you know

You're mums house

It matters not my cute little cat. All that matters is you and me cuddling together after a whole night of passionate sex

troll account.

Don't worry d00d. From what I gather, it's an achievement for asian whores to get white'd. The child is just a bonus.

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Is your family and girl friends like that too

flips are pretty much Sup Forums all the time, just check rappler or abs-cbn facebook comment section

it's funny how they don't realise that they live in a glass house

Hello neighbor, why your government and media really hate us?

we don't

el australiANO

It's a common belief that white foreigners bring money with them. Such is not always the case though, but still, they bring money with them. And for prostitutes or girls who don't have a degree in general, those white foreigners is there ticket to visa and a comfortable life.

Sgarnoncunt

I am glad this doesn't happen as much in malaysia

Malaysia boleh

even the uneducated ones?

That one I don't know.

every malaysian is educated

I only have sex with malaysian women