Who's gonna wins the men's football grand final tomorrow?
Germany or Brazil?
Who's gonna wins the men's football grand final tomorrow?
Germany or Brazil?
Germ5n1
THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
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>Olympics
No one cares what B team scrubbers win
>grand
Don't you mean yesterday?
Germany already cucked them in volleyball.
Why not round it out with football.
If Brazil doesn't win this game, I'll let a big nigger fuck my ass. Screencap this.
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wew
7-1
Hoo boy, can't wait to post this after the match tomorrow.
>top 5 player Nerman and hues lose to literal who team
Hopefully germany, I want to see Sup Forums like 2 years ago.
top kek
IT BEGINS
Hope Brazil is gonna win this. Otherwise I am going to do like Lochte style in Maracana's toilet.
Lol wen the thought of winning soccer is the only thing keeping the hue's from killing themselves and each other. Can't wait until tomorrow
Nothing will ever top the 7:1 and the following shitposting + I think that brazil are the favourites this time.
>people unironicaly believe that even if we beat germany 7-1 it would be some sort of retribution
The only way we cand find solace is to wait for another WC in germany and then beat them 7-1 or more in their home soil, vs their main squad.
nazi's win 4 - 1 while neymar plays on a stretcher as is his custom
Dubs and Brazil gets 7-1'd again
>nazi's
Please, it's National Socialists.
Pele literally said "let's prove that beach volleyball and football belong to Brazil"
did he fucking jinx it?
I think that the amount of suffering Brazil would receive if they lose is nowhere near equal to the amount of joy they'd get if they win
I feel they want to win more for the not losing part, than the winning part. It's an U23 tournament after all
If we win it's like beating a drunk guy because it's not their man team.
if we lose it's like being beaten by a drunk guy and not even their best players are there
but you don't have your best players either, right?
it's just Neymar plus a bunch of literal whos
Dubs and Germany gets 7-1
kek
not that simple, i think it was the best possible team we could make, but still is nerman + 10
Unfortunately it won't be a tenth as big, whichever way the result goes.
Just look at Germany's squad - it wouldn't even be appropriate to call it a B team. The Olympics are absolutely irrelevant as a measure of a nation's footballing prowess.
Our media is calling them their C team, like I said this is a lose-lose situation, if we lose it's against a C germany team if we win it doesn't matter because it's just the olympics.
But it will pretty nice to win, it's our only title we don't have.
Surely Brazil will manage to do something right....
right?
it's not even a C team tbqh.
>inb4 damage control
Just saying it like it is.
it feels good to win your sport in your country, I remember vancouver during the 2010 olympics and it was honestly the best time I've had living here in over 25 years.
I hope you guys win, if for no other reason than to honour that poor old man who was filmed holding the world cup while german slaughtered you.
The 21st century truly is the yellow man's century.
How much would Brazil gain in the table if the win Gold? Because Germany wouldn't gain any place so for the ranking in the Olympics it's not that important.
We have high probabilities to win 2 golds besides this one, meaning we could hop to a 10th position in medal count by gold.
go up 2 places, and maybe be 11 if none of those countries already win anything else
I ain't eem mad either
I worship yellow
>Brazil
>Comes out with a fucking parade of athletes during 2012 opening ceremony
>Ends up in shit place
We don't invest in individual sports, that's all, we've done great in volleyball and football so far, which are our national sports.
It's your guys fault, Brazil invest in Volley,football,judo and a lot in swimming and without cielo and anglo swimmer being so good, no medals came from there.
They should invest in a niche sport to get some easy medals
They only hook up with asian men.
>Fratus had the best time of all swimmers there
>6th place
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>71
>2 years after brazil's humiliating defeat
>in brazil
>finals vs germany
THE MATCH THAT WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
[spoiler]7-1[/spoiler]
It's also the only "title" we don't have
tbf they're considering using it as the base for the main squad.
If that's the case I'll just continue to breed Jaqueline with my free and brave seed. Thanks for your Brazilian vagina peace offering Brazil friend. I'll buy you a burger if you come to the USA
Germans are cucks and will probably purposely let Brazil win because they feel bad about 2014.
Or they could just win too, who knows when it comes to football. That game is never promised to anyone
>it just keeps happning
They should play some subliminal nazi images and sounds to put the germans in full guilt mode.
>mfw when we still win
>mfw when we win it 5-0 to make it 7-1 on agregate with the women's result
>mfw when we win it 7-1 straight up
That's true.
Just don't let this kid see the Nazi stuff, he will get stronger
I dont care about who wins, cheap medal af. I just want to see a good football from both teams, that is what would be truly rewarding to be honest
5 bucks on germany here, Brazil favourite tho
That guy died m8
When did he die, again?
Serious?
>yfw it happens again
Brazilians are some damn crybabies.
I looked up "Netherlands fans crying" to troll the Dutch and literally couldn't find anything
We're overly emotional because of our latino blood.
Serious. He's been battling cancer for some time and had nary a chance to beat it by the time the World Cup came by.
All he wanted was to support his NT one last time, as he's done many times before, and the last thing they do is give him the biggest disappointment ever.
He died one year after the huelocaust. God rest his poor soul.
Any news?
I'm taking novelas away from you, that shit is making you all some cry babies haha
veja.abril.com.br
It's in portuguese, yes, but it confirms it.
I want Germany to win so bad, imagine the MASSIVE brazilian chimpout
Suicides everywhere in the country
People intentionally drowning themself in copacabana beach
2km long line of people waiting to climb the Corcovado Christ to jump from the top
Brazilian people crying so hard that they literally go back to a monkey form
Gotta admit I hate to see Jaque cry though
She's my Brazilian waifu now
I would share one of my gold medals with her to cheer her up
>He carried his trophy replica in the last 7 world cups
my feels weren't ready
If we win: Doesn't matter, it was not the German A team, it's just the olympics and nothing will erase the 7-1
If we lose: lululul 7-1, losing to germany again at home, you took a neymar and choked, etc
We can't win in this one. But losing would be worse for sure.
There won't be nothing of the sort. If nothing happened in the 7-1 why would it happens now? People will be sad for a while but that's it.
It'd be Brazil's first Olympic gold in divegrass. That much is good enough, no?
>my
yep, just ignore it m8
murrica has 38 golds.
I think I can give her one
Nah, man.
One thing is the World Cup, the only sports event we actually gather together to see and stop literally everything to check out.
The other is the olympics, in which sure, we talk about it everyday, but not to the point of stopping and declaring national holidays whenever Brazil plays or something.
At best, you'll see a footnote, even if we win it.
That's a really good team still though. Most top NTs would have half of that on their main NT, a third of them would even start. Looking at the Bender brothers, Julian Brandt and Max Meyer
Yes, but that won't stop the shitposting, here and irl.
This, people calling that team bad are delusional. There are a lot of players there that will be starters in the main NT in the future like the benders, horn when neuer gets old, ginter meyer and Brandt. And there are some with outside chances like gnabry, goretzka, etc. Not to mention most of them are starters in their bundesliga clubs.
That old ugly negroe should have jinxed his own existence
Its literally our A-U23 team though. Or close to it. All of those players are starters in their Bundesliga clubs and quite hyped up.
The people on here that keep on waffling on about how shit that team is have no clue whatsoever abput german football.
>71
>7
>1
I wonder, does he intentionally get his predictions wrong so that he preserves his reputation?
If we win:
>we'll finally have won our holy grail and reduce our taboo list to only one item (yes Norway, I am talking to you)
>Micale gets some spotlight because he coaches the U-20 team for ages and nobody knew
>the 7-1 butthurt will heal somehow
If we lose:
>eternal shitposting
>germany will be feared like in WWII
>Tite will be unscathed because he was smart enough to deny the position for the Olympics
>the women's NT meme will gain momentum
Anyway:
>we now have a base team for the 2018/2022 WC
>some players will be exposed (for bad or for good)
>Galvao Bueno will shitpost
honestly, I hope Brazil loses by a big margin again
not because I think badly of Brazil or its people, but I was here during the 7-1 game when it happened and the bantz and butthurt were incredible, maybe the best shitposting on Sup Forums of all time
i guess you could call it nostalgia
>Hey Jaque
>Yes??
>Close your eyes I have a surprise
>What is it?!
>Close your eyes watch you'll love this
>Don't do anything funny, if you tickle me again.. i swear
>Nah just do it
>Ok... *Says something in Portuguese*
>What are you doing?? What is that
>Open your eyes
>Oh my god! A gold medal?!
>Yeah it looks great on you doesn't it?
>Y-yes it does
>It's yours
> -Beams- Are you for real?
>Yeah you deserve it, it's all yours
>Thank you so much!
>No, thank you. You're worth more than that medal bebe
nothing like that first hit
dont get your hopes up or you'll be chasing the meme dragon all your life
it will be nothing like that because this is the Olympics not the WC.
Anyways Brazil will properly win because they are the only team that really prepared for this (maybe also SK and whatever). At least if they win they get rid of some butthurt. If we win that's ok too I guess.
Just hope my boy Julian won't get injured.
Dude take a break form Sup Forums i see you posting this image here every once in a while
I hope Brazil because no one in Germany cares about olympic football topkek
I can actually understand this
Same thing with olympic basketball here, I don't know how many people really follow or care about olympic basketball
then you wake up
>25 y/o virgin
>living with your parents
>jobless
>watch naruto (or whatever the shit you guys that love anime watches)
>spend all day on Sup Forums.
>naruto
[classic copypasta intensifies]
Well you got 2 and 1/2 things right so you're at 50% out of 5
You made Jaque laugh too so good job m8 :)
Now excuse us, she's forcing me to watch a novela with her, I'm only half complaining
Brazil just choked in Kanoe and lost Gold to Germany
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PLEASE let there be another blow out