I'm going to a small conference in SA tomorrow to meet a low level hollywood executive...

I'm going to a small conference in SA tomorrow to meet a low level hollywood executive. Last time we spoke he mentioned Rooney Mara will be attending and I'm wondering if I should somehow try to say hi to her and how I should go about it. I've already planned a small joke and I have a small gift with me to give it to her if the opportunity arises. I've also thought of asking if she'd be interested meeting again. Should I do this?

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Ask her if she and Ryan connect on a mental level.

Bring some of those lunchables with the dino nugs, then play it cool and offer her your cookie if you want to get her #

>I've already planned a small joke and I have a small gift with me to give it to her if the opportunity arises.
Oh come on, now you have to give details

Just be yourself in lego form

You better have some LEGO for her.

make her say the following as an "inside joke": "RA RA MADE A PAPA, RAY RAY MADE A PAY PAY, ROO ROO MADE A POO POO, REH REH MADE A PEH PEH she won't notice the Roo Roo made a Poo Poo bit
Also, Rooney is infamously shy and distant. She will probably not be willing to talk to you.

Is there some way you could have a t-shirt printed with her face on it? That way YOU don't have to approach HER, you see. She'll see herself on you and be touched, curious and pleased all at once. She'll come over to say hi and because you didn't have to approach her she'll feel in control, which all women like, puts them at ease, you see.

You just have to make sure she spots you, so you have to position yourself in front of her until she notices you.

You know, I wasn't sure about this when I started to type it but now I'm convinced, this is a great idea user. I really think it'll work. Good luck!

this guy knows what's up

This. You should also keep looking at her at all times just in case she glances over at you and then you can catch her attention and stare deeply into her eyes.

Add a legos version in there somewhere and make sure you have some lunchables at your disposal

Bring a lego block. Put it on the table. See if she reacts.

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op is full of shit and you need to stop posting

Why would I be at a low-level executive meeting anyways rooney mara is one of the best actors in hollywood and would never stoop to that level

Just be a nice and normal human being. She tries really hard to fit in and the last thing she needs is Autism: The Human putting legos on the table and arching eyebrows at her. As if she would even acknowledge them anyway.

If you have the chance, please film her while a LEGO brick is also in frame. If you can, get her to notice it and film her reaction.

It's like a whole other level of pervertedness.

What's the joke behind LEGOs

She left legos in a NY Giants locker because she liked him

hi Rooney

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she is so dreamy

First time on Sup Forums in 5 years, can someone explain these Memes to me
Also why has this board gone to so much shit, its literally just full of generals now

>its literally just full of generals now

reddit.

lurk more

a cute

A CUTE

TELL ME ABOUT THE BASQUE!?

Like the dwarves in LoTR we dug too deep and now the place is overrun with little goblins.

Poor Roon.

kek alright

ask her to check your dubs

>ywn hold and comfort a frightened roon-roon during a thundery storm while she quietly eats a box of crayons

Agreed. Conan is qt as fuck desu senpai.

ROO ROO MADE A

Hmph

CUTE!

Quads get

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roony

You're so getting tased, please have someone film this encounter and post it here.

roon roon is best mara

Remember back in January when we had all those Rooney and Kate story threads?

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>the first 3 were good
>tons of try-hards come along and completely fuck the meme

It'll be on all the creep threads on /gif/

Why does jani hate RooRoo, anons?