Ryan "I shall conspire then hop on a plane and retire" Lochte

Ryan "I shall conspire then hop on a plane and retire" Lochte

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Getting bored of all the non-Americans using American proxies

Ryan "caught the first plane while the team took the blame" Lochte

"If your flag's red, white and blue, it must not be true"

He didn't conspire at all
What he did was dumb and he managed to ruin his ability to ride off his swimming career for the rest of his life

hope they catch him in tokya and send him off to one of their tentacle raping farms for the rest of his life

>not supporting one of our lads just a little fun abroad by using Brazil as it was intended to be used

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Ryan "Leave No Man Behind" Lochte

"Lyan" Ryan Lochte

where that wegro's grill at

what a punchiable face.

Mark "The Third Reich on an indoor bike" Cavendish

>Ryan "I'll take a piss and go in a whiz" Lochte

lel i would stand up and fist fight that guy

>Ryan "trash a gas station, piss off the entire nation" Lochte
>"Leave the Hues cryin'" Ryan
>Ryan "caught me on tape, better make my escape" Lochte
Ryan "I didn't realise it was an offence to smash up the Gents" Lochte
>Ryan "better jump bail before they throw me in jail" Lochte

What the fuck?

>people unironically not seeing how the Korean rider was at fault for this

Ryan "literally white privilege" Lochte

Ryan "lie to the media, change events on wikipedia" Lochte

that's a blessing in disguise, if he just collected checks from sponsors for the rest of his life he'd probably turn into the swimming version of johnny football.

that's the part that people see to like

Kek

>Ryan "pissing on gas stations for ass devastations" Lochte
>Ryan "urine odours and no survivors" Lochte
>Ryan "I took a tinkle and ended up in a pickle" Lochte
>Ryan "Pool is the game, Pee is the name" Lochte

Rian "pee pee poo poo pee pee" Lutche

Ryan "cheat on your missus, open air pisses" Lochte
Ryan "shag Brazillian transexuals, trigger a divorce clause in your pre-nuptuals" Lochte
Ryan "cover up fucking traps by making up lies, gets caught out, fights security, then flies" Lochte

He should be sent to Canada for dishonoring our country like this. Sometimes I think Eastern countries have it right. Taking away the glory from Phelps who is the greatest olympian ever in his final games is a dishonor worthy of death.

That's surely a CIA thing, he must be an american agent too btw

Mark "I'll go mental if he's Oriental" Cavendish

>mfw Lochte actually has a 160 IQ and has been doing covert missions for the US government for years

>Ryan "cover up fucking traps by making up lies, gets caught out, fights security, then flies" Lochte

Superior effort desu senpai

Ryan "We all make mistakes so try not to judge too harshly and be forgiving" Lochte

Ryan "public urination divides the nation" Lochte

Ryan "creates some tension then flees in a brazilian invention" Lochte

kek underrated

Ryan "Dye my hair white, piss in the night" Lochte

Ryan "My Piss Don't Miss" Lochte
Ryan "Just Having Some Fun, So Why the Gun" Lochte
Ryan "Before I Piss My Pants, Let's See How Brazil Handles These Bantz" Lochte
Ryan "Take A Chill, Send Me The Bill, Brazil" Lochte
Ryan "I Pissed Off Some Hues, Now I'm Just Blue" Lochte
Ryan "Trained In A Pool, But Not In How To Pee In A Loo" Lochte
Ryan "Made Some Brazilians Mad, But Don't Tell Mom And Dad" Lochte
Ryan "Once At Gas Station A-Waiting, Now I'm Just Urinating" Lochte
Ryan "Paid The Toll To Take A Piss In A Shithole" Lochte
Ryan "I Smashed A Sign, Now I'm Doing Time" Lochte
Ryan "But Is The Sign Really Worth The Whine" Lochte
Ryan "Gas Station Urination and Brazilian Anal Devastation" Lochte
Ryan "I Only Took A Piss, Now I'm JUST" Lochte
Ryan "Had My Fill of Brazil" Lochte
Ryan "Feeling European I Was Drinking Some Wine, Now All I'm Hearing Is Whine While Peein"
Ryan "Brazil Is Already A Zoo, So What If I Don't Go In The Loo" Lochte
Ryan "You May Be Able To Rob And Exort, But You Can't Bring Me Into Court" Lochte
Ryan "With A Wink And A Tinkle, I've Played My Trick And Now I'm Here In America Saying, Brazil, Suck My White Dick" Lochte

absolutely abysmal

Why do you bother defending him

Sponsors will have dropped him like a hot stone by now, if not id be very suprised.
Also hes up in front of a committee along with the others & shit will then hit the fan as its been so publicised and they will want to make an example of them

Ryan "Hope you've gotta mop coz I'm gonna piss in your shop" Lochte

>Just Having Some Fun, So Why the Gun

>Ryan "dindu nuffin" Lochte

>American """""""banter"""""""

good effort

>ameriposters talking about how their athletes would change their story and tell how the big bad brazillians mistreated them once they get home
>they confirm Lochte story was complete bullshit
In your face burgers. Take your prejudice and shove it.

Mark "The British Empire on a tire" Cavendish

Ryan "Reezy", "The Lochtenator" Lochte

Mark "if you're from Korea switch down your gear" Cavendish

Mark "See a Jap, kick him off the track" Cavendish

youtube.com/watch?v=kYSJ8pF0EtE

Imagine if Lochte had been a nigger?
Sup Forums would be on fire now.

Bet he wishes hed waited to get back to the village before he stopped to wash the aids riddled shit off his cock.

Nah as they couldnt have done anyhting without being accused of racists.
There would be riots in the streets of fattyland claiming "he did nuffink"

Ryan "spreading defamation on a gas station" Lochte

>implying blm and other shit wouldn't be claiming the whole story was faked because of racism

Well, in american tv they are saying that "he dindu noffin"

Ryan "they see me chimpin', they hatin' " Lochte

Ryan "win a medal and become a felon" Lochte

Mark "those of yellow appearance better get ready for a clearance" Cavendish

Mark "if you're yellow don't tell me to mellow" Cavendish

Yohann "takes a shit but doesn't quit" Diniz

Yohann "soils his pants but continues for France" Diniz

Yohann "filled with slime? still cross the finish line" Diniz

if you americans come and poo or have a piss in tokyo street there will be BIG troubles.

please learn about not lying and how to use toilet in the next four years.

よろしくお願いします

Yohann "You don't give a shit? I will give it to you" Diniz.

He looks like a bro I believe in him.

Mark "smash your face for second place" Cavendish

Mark "If you like K-Pop, prepare for the drop" Cavendish

That doesnt work in all english dialects.

Someone from the southern parts of England would prnounce that as "soils his pan-ts but continues for Frah-nce".

Mark "If he's called Kim I'll tear off a limb" Cavendish

Mark "Gook on my track? I'll break his back" Cavendish

Mark "If his names Wong he won't last Long" Cavendish

Don't worry Japan, your country is nice. We just mistook the streets for toilets in Brazil. Easy mistake to make, but that won't be the case in Japan with your high tech robot toilets

Thank you Ryan for distracting the whole media and making them forget about the real robberies.

kek

nice

for all intents and purposes, noone gives a shit about southern england when it comes to these mad bantz

Ryan "better bring a glock once I take out my cock" Lochte

Mark "gook fucking shits" Cavendish

I don't see what the problem is, who gives a shit if BRAZIL is offended?