Why did he use to wipe his ass?

Why did he use to wipe his ass?

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Gold.

It's why the House Lannister was so in debt to the Iron Bank.

some kind of clams I assume

bolt fletching

Poor people.

why the fuck would he wipe with gold if he shits gold?

Why don't the bathrooms have doors?

three shells

Why would you wipe your ass with gold if you shit gold?

Nothing. He was killed before he got the chance.

>he doesn't know how to use the three seashells

What's the Westerosi equivalent of India? Asshai?

his children's hopes and dreams

Why would he be in demnbt to the Iron Bank if he shits gold

since he died it all went downhill. truly best character

He was going to have shae the funny whore lick his asshole clean.

Also only fat people with shit diets have to worry about messy shits.

>only fat people wipe

i wonder where you're from

I don't use toilet paper, I just use shitting as a reminder to shower

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A place where "fiber" isn't classified simply as "non-digestible material that will, 90% of the time, leak out of your ass."

But yea, seriously though, since I stopped eating literal shit, shit stays solid and dry. Unless I'm sick (shitting water) the toilet paper comes away from my ass completely clean every time.

Toilet paper... you plebs need more fiber in your diet.

shits on fire yo

Dry isn't a good thing, poo in the loo.
You need more soluble fibre

We can still smell you faggots. Wash your asses or use baby wipes.

>baby wipes

wtf nigga you ain't a baby. Adults shower after shitting.

Showering 3 or 4 times a day is impractical and wasteful.

why are you shitting so much? Even with my high metabolism I can mostly shit once a day, maybe twice on occasion

I have a high metabolism. 4 times is rare for me but 3 times is the norm. Basically after every full meal.

Thanks white trash... Now go home to your trailer park

That's definitely a sign you're eating way too fucking much you fat piece of shit.

thats fucking disgusting

I weight 142 lbs.

Tfw shining every 4 days +1-
Tfw showering every 2 days +1-
You guys are weird.

Plot twist: he was actually peeing.

Pacific Cooler was the best Capri Sun flavor, fgts

The whore would lick it clean when he's done

underrated kek

You tiny piece of shit.

The pubes of virgin girls. Then he makes them eat it.

Three sea shells

>asshai

dragonglass

First thought in my head too. If you got a whore in the other room already paid for, make the most of it. I'm sure she's done worse than (potentially dirty) rimming. For Shae it was gold-digging a fucking manchild dwarf.

how can you stand to kiss a girl after she licks your asshole clean? thats gross anonkun

stop trying to make this work

>Satan doesn't know how to use the three sea shells

localhistories.org/toilets.html

In the Middle Ages wealthy people might use rags to wipe their behinds. Ordinary people often used a plant called common mullein or woolly mullein.

why wouldn't he just use Shae's tongue?

And 4'6"

I defecate eight times a day and I am constantly farting. All of my underwear are ruined and toilet paper takes up a large portion of my monthly budgeting plan. Doctors refuse to see me.

You shit more than my fucking dog.

lizards

Whats this meme about?

in rural parts of third world countries today people just use their hand and a bowl of water to wipe, I always figured people just did that in the middle ages

demolition man reference