Why doesn't he own Hollywood by now?

Why doesn't he own Hollywood by now?

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not jewish

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

not an argument
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Chose to be lazy instead of get off his ass and work, don't get me wrong I love Normie but Jesus fuck why did he stop his podcast? Why does he do stand up once every month? Apparently he doesn't have a license and can't drive himself anywhere. I legitimately feel so bad about saying this because Norm is one of my personal idols but laziness is the only reason he is not as successful as we all know he should be!

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no ambition

While I agree, I have a feeling his tenure in SNL really hurt his ambition and chance of mainstream success. He was too edgy for Lorne and NBC and they killed him off when he was getting the highest ratings with Update and writing the best sketches. Then after that they sabotaged Dirty Work marketing and basically forced him out of the entertainment industry by claiming he was "difficult" and eccentric. Of course the real reason was because he didn't give a fuck about pandering and legitimately wanted to be a great comic instead of a performing monkey.

> right wing
> literally does not give a fuck

Not a great formula for Hollywood success

He's not right wing, he just hates political comics.

I GOT CUT BY A FUCKIN SORCEROR

gambling debts

he's big on gambling apparently and the SNL buck starting running dry.

He's extremely right wing, he's just smart enough to not be public about it.

Define right wing. From what I've heard he doesn't subscribe to the binary distinction, only reason i can think is because he believes in God which only recently became a political act.

ah yes so you know about it, of course

He got that KFC dollar tho

Da joos

inb4/during numbskulls not knowledgeable enough to have a meaningful political opinion pretending to be right wingers on the internet because i-i'm no s-sjw

muh contrarianism
muh persecutory delusions

I MEAN THIS GUY WAS A REAL JERK

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS SICK

I saw him on tour last year

GUSTAVE FLAUBERT

It wasn't Lorne's fault. He liked Norm and was in his corner. It was the network Jew who didn't get him that fucked things up. See youtube.com/watch?v=ofXxinOtPiQ. It is typical Norm humor where he layers inside jokes in with his usual great delivery.

he's too busy pouring gasoline on himself and doing SERIOUS COMEDY

He probably is a Zionist like all Hollywood, he had fucking Roseanne Barr in his Podcast recently.

Roseanne was good. I hate millenials

because he is a conservative white man

its shocking he had any career at all

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>I didn't even know he was sick

Roseanne is a shithead kike rat.

Isn't marketable and has a big ego. Thinks he's better than others.

I'd believe this. I remember once in one of his youtube episodes he said something about how being transgender is an illness and then he moved on quickly and you could tell he wan't joking. It was really weird.

The dude is religious but keeps it under wraps. That's always a bad sign. Also the funnest stories about him are the ones he never talks about, like he's ashamed or something.

I watched his special Me Doing Stand Up and it wasn't funny

He couldn't even hold down the Colonel Sanders gig and got replaced by the hot pockets guy

KFC guys want new people all time part of gig.

i thought the point was that they want to keep switching them up

No, he really is right-wing and immune to progressive bullshit. He's just good at laughing it off because he literally doesn't give a fuck.

Norm Macdonald Live is second only to On Cinema in how good they are at stringing extremely non-sensical lies out there for their own amusement and never giving it any kind of payoff or acknowledgement at all

Isn't that the porn star who killed his gay lover and feasted on his viscera

He sound like not a nice guy

>pigeonholing Norm like that

It's like you don't even watch him or pay attention. He's said numerous times that he thinks anyone who rigidly prescribes to one side is an idiot. The only thing he's concerned with really is being funny.

Artie Lange told a story once about how Norm isn't really even religious. And then there's the story Glass told about how Norm first argued in favor of slapping children just to provoke people, and then made a super eloquent argument about why it's actually wrong.

Point is, he's a lot smarter and deeper than you think.

Before she converted to judaism she was a white trash tinfoiler, and even after becoming a jew she still literally did photoshoots dressed as Hitler baking little jewish cookies in her oven. She's just a schizo, stop hating her and showing your pigeonholing ignorance, you damn millennial.