/brit/

This is Graham... edition

HI WHERE ARE THE GIBS :DD

first get greece to pay debts

update: she is no longer in the box

I'm white as toothpaste

In my experience its the self-styled fascists usually have the most degen lifestyles and sexual preferences

What should I eat to have a solid strong poop lads?

im lonely

>he desperately wants attention from /brit/
>he makes up stories of pulling birds to make himself feel good
>we all know he's a pathetic balding manlet who has sex with thai ladyboys for money

*walks towards you*

me too

Not a fan of the gimmick of creating new threads when the old one has plenty of capacity still

nice dog

>Not a fan of creating new threads before the runts give me (You)s on my recently posted bait

Not a fan of you cunt

it's a GST

ahh yes, instead of paying $1.00 for a freddo, you'll now pay $1.75

I haven't been to /brit/ in a while since starting my soul crushing grave shift janitor job. Was Thailad revealed to be a mussie paki?

bald paki manlet wifing up thai prostitutes

gf just sent me this

>Tfw forgot Amir even existed
Top kek, he shitposts on here daily for years and his legacy is already vanishing.

hmm yes, you know what you should do?

stay inside by yourself and browse the internet

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CARIBBEAN QUEEN

NOW WE'RE SHARING THE SAME DREAM

AND OUR HEARTS BEAT AS ONE

>TIL there are actually two australian lads who spend their lives on /brit/ for fear of people irl making fun of their weak chin and acné scars, respectively. They are equally vindicative

Important question

Who IS best girl?

>girl wearing flats
>near same height
how bloody short are you lad?

turns out more than one person can post in this country at a time.. we didn't think the internet could handle it but we were wrong.

Amazing.

Our Liz.

Ah yes. Fuck Drumpf and his muslim ban.

>shot by muslims the next day

What did kek mean by this

ALRIGHT LADS WHEYYYYYY
OW'S IT GOING
WHOS DOWN THE LOCAL LATER ON THEN?
WHEYYY OY OY LAVLEY WHOOYY

my toothpaste is blue

Think he's just trying to copy your gimmick, m8

This one is particularly tall (171) but she has weird proportions too (big body, small head) so all in all I'm still towering over her.

>171
>tall

howling

Won't be long til the ol' 'cide takes him now

can't even pay for a decent bird

Why do people keep saying the shooters were muslim?

Is it because someone heard "allahu akbar"?

You just have to laugh to be honest

my sister because she's a pure virgin

got one gig of deta left and two weeks until renewal

the only other australian poster i like is the one that makes the easter threads and the one that hacked in to doxx FWG

the rest of you are awful and make us look awful

>particularly tall (171)
Are you 5'8?

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that.

Fun fact: there's at least 5 potential Thai flag posters rn.

Going to watch The Grand Tour in bed now :3

may wasn't even elected and now the leftists think signing an online petition will get her to bend to their will

and the bbc is actually covering it

sharting at this

kek manlet

haha yea """men"""""""""" under 6 imperialunits should kill theirself ha

This post is cute!

Y-yes.
Perfectly average. Worldwide, including among british people I meet.

Looks like a bloke

190cm or you're a manlet

I was born nude but now I'm a dude

you say that like i have other options

runs in the family eh

one of them was Moroccan

>tfw 1.78
>tfw year 10s are taller than me

>giving the algerian (You)s

lads just stop it

not really

I've plenty of sex

(sorry if I've ruined your jest)

is 5'10.5 manlet status?

>that last growth spurt never came
>will always be 5'10"

>Haha le epic drake meme
>donotwant.jpg hahaha
kyfs

I'm 175 centimeters but it's all good because my destiny is to become a fat mafia boss like my father and my godfather

if you haven't had sex without a johnny you're still a virgin

sounds a bit gay

sweaty brown bald manlet

pretty mental that some lads have shagged like 15 girls and still had less sex than someone that had a gf for a while

yeah I've done that

your jest really has failed here

yes

wtf thought /brit/ was a 6'4 shithouse general next you'll be telling me you are dicklets too

oh shut up the fucking lot of you i'm literally only 170 in the morning

>not having shagged more girls than you can honestly count
>not being aware that some people count the number of times they've had sex haha

didn't realise there were so many manlets on here

What's it like knowing a Saudi prince could buy your crush/gf as a fucktoy and she would thank him for the honour. These guys shit oil.

it would have if you hadn't taken personally

well to be honest it's more like 5'10.75

Rasheed

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why don't the birds just fly there

im 173

canadian designed rifle

171 at 19, there's still hope r-right

Maybe you can lend them to the muslims so they can conquer more efficently.

Why would he shoot up a mosque rather than a church, synagogue, literally anything?

Don't reply with a shitty meme answer

Don't worry, I bring the average up

i refuse to believe i'm the shortest one ITT ()

i see runts shorter than me all the time, you're all fucking lying.

why did the princes stay in coach with the birds? are they servants?

Shit edition

For a mediteranean man being tall makes you look dumb. Fully embracing the chunky short hot-tempered mediteranean man who grew up being fed olive oil and maternal love archetype tbqh. Been working great for me and I wouldn't exchange it for the tall dumb fuck archetype that anglo women bully their men into wanting to be, when in fact tjey just fuck guy like me tbqh

Dude was 11 years old when he moved to America

i didn't grow after 14

my dick is unironically 9" long

Of course there servants, you think the princes sit elbow-to-elbow while one of them decided to bring a shit load of birds for the bantz

>canadian moves to america at age 11
>is considered american
>mexican is born in america
>is not considered american

makes you think

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wanna swordfight?

>tfw you wonder where all your peers from Habbo Hotel, Neopets and all the early 00s meme sites are now

ff at my place

>tfw you wonder where your peers from MsChat, Icq and all the mid-90s meme websites are now.

Good point but part of the mediterranean thing is having a wife i would say

promiscuity is a north euro thing

actually going to kill myself lads
bit melodramatic but im writing a suicide note as we speak, don't know what to put
i want to say bye to everyone in person but im too much of a pussy

tfw 190cm