/brit/

Princess Anne will be Queen of an independent Scotland in 2018 edition

cara

need a wee tbhwy lads

major depression disorder

i am just a lazy little shit iah

feeling like shit over a fucking girl again

bilinda

the actual goal

amazing post

p i c s

girls used to give me panic attacks

really fucking weird

Got called a paki in B&M Bargains

>ah yes fuck drumpf and his muslim ban
>*get shot by muslims*

what did they mean by this

deano. your real goal should be an amazingly designed house

thinking

this 2bh

...

It was muslims that got shot though so it evens out

neoliberalism working its magic on the populace

>"Some studies have indicated that the more depressive episodes a person experiences, the less time there is between the episodes. Also, the number of episodes a person has had may predict the possibility of having another bout with depression. Of those who have had a single major depressive episode, 50%-60% may develop a second one. About 70% of those who have had two episodes may have a third, and 90% who have had three may have a fourth."
tfw on my fourth episode now
it's all over, isn't it?

Gf just sent me this

don't see anything wrong with this

most seasons have 10 episodes and they're pretty evenly spaced out

my psychologist says i probably have persistent depressive disorder because i never experience shit like this its just constantly low

her mum joking about her being a slag and her laughing about it is making me really hard

DUDE WEED LMAO

>makeup while working out

stop hitting me DADDY AHH

>The bigger a sadsack you are, the more crybaby tantrums you will have
#woah #wow

Wish I lived in the Usa and not this grey, rainy depressing orwellian shithole island

Umm my gf is NOT for making you hard okay sweetie x

rorke

absolute state of you

Fuck off we're full

decided im getting pissed by myself tonight

VAPID
ROASTIE
NORMIE
WHORE

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wew

The universe was not the son any parent would want

no you don't it sucks here

wish i lived in a grey rainy and COMFY island where i didn't have to stay up til 4am to watch my favourite football team play

how

>how

yeah was weird, it wasn't I'd see a girl and have one it was a bit more complicated than that

probably to do with loss or some shit that and drugs drink and lack of sleep

I have to wake up at 4a for the early kick offs

gloryhunting bandwagoner wanker

yes

don't care
don't care

Suicide by heroin and fentanyl is literslly the best way.

The experience is basically once you shoot up a syringe, you feel so fucking pleasant, so relaxed. It's the best feeling you've ever felt in the world. You die happy.

And you slowly doze off and go to sleep forever.

Jelly that Euthanasia is legal for severe treatment-resistant mental illness in the Netherlands and Belgium. Wish it was in my state too.

Philip Nitschke is the greatest Australian to ever exist. Donate to Exit International lads.

think i'd really fucking hate to lvie in australia with the heat desu

filled with nonwhites

need to drive if you want to go anywhere

no jobs

literally the birthplace and epicenter of feminism and SJWism

this country is fucking miserable

i don't enjoy it but normies seem to

>Awkwafina
Isn't that the bloke who plays for Wycombe?

Then fuck off home

Depends on the state I expect, you from Cali?

>First month of the year almost done

is being a 20 year old virgin a treatment-resistant mental illness

north carolina

take away their looks and women are incredibly cringeworthy

just got home from work

going to make some 'tos for the week ahead haha

ah yes, another "brain panics about things that are totally beyond my control at this point," very nice

No, the world needs beta males.

yes, too bad they can't contour their personalities

...

downloading spongebob seasons 1-3
spongebob went shit after the movie

got absolutely fucked over for housing next year
anyone want to live with me x

>you can filter flags with Sup Forums x

*filters United States*

new car lads

fuck off retards

>Do a couple of coughs
>Two massive salivary gland stones come up
>Squish them between my thumb and inhale deeply
Ah yeessssss. That's the ticket right there.

>be aussie
>smuggle pills to bali cos you're a madcunt
>die

what else would you like to know?

Is it true that the USA is a great country populated by shit people?

>girl feels ugly
>able to make herself feel better by putting on makeup

>guy feels ugly
>can't do shit

Legit only had 3 hours sleep in 52 hours during my exam period xd xd

another one added to the filter list mhmm

hey beautiful
*kisses you*

patrish opinion

all girls are normie in reality and even ugly ones wish they could be normie.

no it's all shit

Filtered

>tfw no gf

>american filters me

Americans aren't wanted here.
Fuck off and go watch your canned laughter tv you tubby pricks.

War in E. Ukraine lads, will we be on the right side?

filtered

What does that even mean?

suicide

I saw Barron Trump at a grocery store in Manhattan yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Make me bitchnigga

don't make sense
bit gay

>>tfw no gf

Brb lads, filtering a name cunt

we're already on the wrong side by funding the ukranian fascists and disputing the legitimate decision of crimea to rejoin russia

fancy an absolute qt but i dont think shes interested in me that way.

I fucking hate this American world order, we need COMMUNISM

alri jez haha

feel like cack, like a cunty runty pile of cack if I'm honest

might have a bit of whisky to take the edge off

pics

>chris eubank jr on ITV PPV

top kek, I never understood why people hated his old man, but fuck me, now I totally get it/

It's cuz ur ugly