Gorilla vs. Bear

Has there been any movies about pic related? And what animal would actually win in a real fight? My money is on the Silverback

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A gorilla couldn't even take out a toddler

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Bears can move REALLY fast according to The Revenant.

bear would scare the shit out of ape

A kodiak would btfo a gorilla

Bear hands down. Gorillas don't even have claws. They are at a complete disadvantage in every field.

The U.S. Marine Corps.

Bill Burr said it best
In an open field the bear wins
In a jungle the gorilla wins

Also while the bear is undoubtedly stronger, the gorilla is more intelligent

an american zookeeper

They used to have animal fights all the time in Rome and even in 1800's england

the bear kills everything, even with handicapps like de-clawing

what if they are in a UFC octogon?

Doesn't matter.
Gorillas fight by charging at each other.
They don't fight strategically.
They charge and slap each other around until they determine who is bigger.

A gorilla trying that shit on a bear would get shrekt before it knew what is going on.

For reference, the lowest side of average of the bear is the heaviest side of average for the gorilla.
If both are heaviest, the bear is twice as heavy.

That's fucking horseshit, I live in the goddamn northern Rockies and I know for a fucking FACT that a bear can never kill the power of love

if the bear always wins, how did it get trapped in the first place?

not intelligent enough to use a gun

Are you sure about that?

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theres a lot of gun crime in african-american communities desu

That's from the onion

bear kills all other animals in a fighting pit scenario

Agreed, the bear has to much raw strength it could easily shatter the jaw of most animals with a swipe, not to put off the gorilla though those things are fucking frightening aswell when they go apeshit (no pun intended) i guess it depends also on how pissed the gorilla is idk

That is most definitely a fake article.
>Guess she sure got an eyeful!
>bearly
Fuck you.

What about niglet vs. gorilla

The real question is who wins between a polar bear and a grizzly

Bears destroy everything.

Not unless they're a bottom

Assuming they are both the same size, the grizzly probably wins because they fight more often. Polar bears are more solitary and don't have to defend themselves often.

The polar bear might actually lose since it has partially adapted to hunt underwater instead of on land. So unless they fight underwater the grizzly takes it.

I heard the polar bears skull is also weak in comparison to the grizzlies, can't source that heard it a while back somewhere.

holy shit

Polar bears can also weigh up to twice that of a grizzly though

Bear would win easily. They have skin that's like a thing armor and hard to pierce. Plus their blood does this clotting thing when you shoot them so they don't bleed a lot.

You need a pretty powerful gun to kill a grizzly, but a silverback can be put out with a handgun.

Even elephants?

whoever wins, we lose

Elephants were a lot smaller back then

This, even if the gorilla managed to punch the bear, would it even notice

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The Sun, the lions would merely bask in it.

good question, i dont remember reading about elephants being used in the animal fight pit

Anybody who doesn't say polar bear doesn't know shit about bears.

What if you trained the gorilla to box?
Gorillas just like kinda slap each other around.
They don't want to really hurt each other. They just want to size each other up.

So what if you trained it to give proper punches?
Wouldn't that knock the bear the fuck out?
It still has a brain in there.
A fist hitting the skull with several tonnes of force should do something.

War elephants made India difficult to conquer all the way until Timur Lenk got the idea of setting pigs on fire, which spooked them.

What if it was a bear versus a man's brain inside a gorilla
And it was in the jungle
Could the man ape win?

In that case yes, absolutely. The bear would die from a heatstroke.

I don't think a large gorilla could even take out a small black bear.

wonder how a war elephant would react in a fighting pit with no handler against a pissed hungry desperate grizzly

insane as it may sound i think the griz has a shot

Somebody did the math once on how many lions you would have to launch into the sun to overwhelm it but I am both happy and sad that I don't remember the specifics.

I don't know if it could actually hurt something that big.
A rhino or a hippo would fuck the grizz up though.

You really think a gorilla is going to be able to find a way to defeat a bear on the fly? They aren't that fucking intelligent.

Bears are pretty intelligent though amd they would likely die of exhaustion in a hot jungle anyway

hipp would be a good match vs griz

This is a good match desu

Maybe if the bear has his claws tied behind his back.

I think the grizzly would bearly win

A hippo would rape any bear in the pit. It'd be a massacre.

>not asking the real questions

What if they're a power bottom?

A bear could kill a lion with one swipe

Fun fact: Gorrilas have stronger bites than grizzly bears

the gorillas

10 men trying to punch and kick a gorilla. ...

who wins?

1 gorilla go take them all.
It's just a matter of not being able to damage the gorilla.
You just can't hurt them enough with your bare hands.

Best you could do is blind them or try to shove an arm down it's throat so that it suffocates.

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T WE HAVE ANIMALS DEATH MATCHES? FUCK PETA AND LIBERAL FAGGOTS.

shark

It could bite your arm off, you wouldn't even get close anyway

The Hulk Hogan

Whoever wins we eat.

Shark duh.

Crocs hunt by waiting for prey to come close from land.
And then surprising them.

Sharks attack prey in the water from below.
The croc wouldn't even see the shark coming until it's almost bit in half

Croc bites about 5 times as hard though

We also can't have gladiator battles anymore.
But I'm allergic to fish though.

i know right? imagine the ad money for payperview hippo vs grizzly

Could a trained heavyweight champion boxer knock a gorilla the fuck out?

Hulk or Hulk's weight in bees?

youll have to think a bit smaller darling
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When I become a rich mobster the first thing I'm going to do is reopen the pits.

Maybe if the gorilla was drugged

wouldn't be able to hit it hard enough let alone hit it at all

I remember watching the fuck out of these one night. Peta isn't trying to shut this down?

What if all the MMA fighters were high on PCP?