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jacquen = arya

First for Pious Queen Margaery

Reminder that Sansa continues to be a dumb bitch, that or Sophie is

>Because [with] Littlefinger she can kind of do whatever she wants with him now. He owes her big time and she wants the ball in her court.

Ahh i see your point. It all makes sense.
But to make it a bit more complicated.
Didn't the northmen also have a conversion rate to southerners?
Now Stannis had a lot of people from dragonstone sure, but maybe he also had some southern lords helping him.
Maybe the 20 good men aren't as strong as we always believed.

Another point. Maybe that northern/southern conversion rate also carries over from Bearisland to Dragonstone.
I think it was 10 northmen for one southerner.
It should go something like this.
1man Iron islands/Bearisland
= 10 Northmen
= 10 Dragonstonian
= 100 Southerners

Correct me if i'm wrong.

based jonsa thread

thank you op

1st for whiny salsa

When Arya is with the BwB(in the books, at least), with Beric and Thoros, she meets an old woman who tells her of her dreams

Her dreams were:
-The death of the kraken king(Balon)
-The great dog descends on the lone goat in the hall of kings(Gregor Clegane retaking Harrenhall from Vargo Hoat)
-drums and pipes and screams making a great clangor(Red Wedding)
-a maid at a feast with purple serpents in her hair, venom dripping from their fangs(Sansa in the Purple Wedding)
-that maid again, slaying a savage giant in a castle built of snow

What could be this last dream of hers?

You guys should ask showfags to try to explain how Bran's magic stuff works, its hilarious.

>continued why is no one calling jon an oathbreaker discussion

fuck you no one's given me a reason

it's retarded and you know it

Your man-bun looks like shit, Jon Snow

salsa and ayra

Isn't House Baelish's original sigil a giant? It could foreshadow Littlefinger and Sansa ending up in Winterfell somehow and Sansa killing him.

dont be rude

So, there's no chance for the second lady of my heart to stay unharmed or at least to survive, am I right?

Nah m8 she's dead

bump

noh,
naoitenz

She'll be fine

Daily reminder that she'll never look at you this way.

>Tyrell
>married to a Lannister
>wear antler crown

Was it autism?

>muh hall-monitor tattletale

all religious women are snitches

Good

Tommen's technically a Baratheon

I imagine she survives, having the mountain kill a woman seems horribly sexist

Tommen is a Baratheon you mong. And don't you see the three roses?

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No he's not, the Faith Militant formally called Cersie out as an incest sinner. It's public record that he's Jaime's son

Am I the only one who thought they'd redesigned Winterfell when they saw this?

No Tommen is a Baratheon, technically he is a Lannister.

Sophie wants nothing more than for Sansa and CIA to end up together and in power. She's a retarded CIA fangirl who probably baneposts in her free time.

until the high sparrow drops the incest bomb on his army of unwashed commoners

1man Iron islands/Bearisland
= 10 Northmen
= 10 Dragonstonian
= 100 Southerners
= 0.0000000000001 good man

Incest with Lancel, not Jaime

Shit taste

Who the fuck is Lancel?

That was related to Lancel, who confessed.

Why would he? He has control over Tommen now

Go read the wiki or something if you need everything explained to you.

do people actually watch the show before going on this general

What if she kills him? She seems tough.

Why is CIA letting himself get cucked? God this is so shit

It's gotta be CIA.

Unless it's an Umber ... their sigil is a giant breaking his chains. But why would she kill an Umber?

My soul is overwhelmed with sorrow.

>it's a Sam agrees to raise another man's child episode

...

Reminder that towards the end of season 7 the iron throne will crumble and the kingdoms will be divided up.

Jon will be king of the North and this happens this season.
Sweetrobin gets declared king of the Vale but CIA is the real ruler.
The Reach is ruled by Olenna once Mace gets killed. The storm land also declares for the reach.
The sneks will declare for Dany and make a pact with her.
Jaime will rule the westeralands
Iron Islands is still ruled by Euron
The Riverands will be in chaos as people fight to become top dog

Dany will have to pull an Aegon and attempt to conquer the seven kingdoms individually but will fail due to the invasion of the white walkers. She will make it as far as the westerlands before a pact is made between the remaining kingdoms to get everyone to fight the white walkers.

Nope, story checks out.

Knowing that Stannis had roughly 1,500 men after routing Mance Rayder north of the Wall, we can presume this was his force going into the Battle of 20 Good Men.

Dragonstone can raise about 3000 men at arms, but presumably Stannis lost many (THOUSANDS) at the Blackwater and left some behind to garrison Dragonstone. Let's say he's got 500 men of his 1500 still from Dragonstone. That means he has 6000 men altogether as everyone else would be southroners and that force was defeated by 20 good men.

Mandatory Cleganebowl confirmed, get hype.

Who pops their clogs in Episode 8 then?

My money's on Waif, for sure.

Maybe Walder. But Arya might be the one to do him in, which would mean Episode 9 or 10.

No leakfags please.

>thinking everything grrm writes is deep

the giant prophecy was already fufilled when salsa tore the doll's head off retard

you guys are alll like preston, being autistic, reading into shit and getting overly attached to your faggy theories when sometimes, the simple, boring answer really is the correct one.

>LANCEL LANNISTER? Who named you, some halfwit with a stutter?
>IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS?
>KINGSLAYER! Get in here!

Best character

cute, CUTE!

>only thing that can kill white walkers is dragonfire and it's associated materials (Valyrian Steel, Obsidian)
>Targaryan is returning to Westeros with dragons
>right at the same time as the White Walkers are invading Westeros

Gee, that seems awfully convenient

Will we ever see sothoryos in the show?

Fuck off, what is with all the newfriends tonight? He is in so many fucking episodes, do you even watch the show or did you just come into this thread cold?

He is the second most fucking important character in the high sparrow storyline
He is the reason Cercei was imprisoned
He fucked Cercei
Kevan's son (not that you probably know who he is either)

Pretty fucking important character

Blackfish

Backstab incoming

Edd calls him out on it but that's the end of it.

>KINGSLAYER! Get in here! We're telling war stories!

Best line in the entire show desu senpai

>>He is the second most fucking important character in the high sparrow storyline
Tommen?

>He is the reason Cercei was imprisoned
Again, Tommen? Or do you mean Jaimie?

>He fucked Cercei
Jaime?

>Kevan's son (not that you probably know who he is either)
You're right, I don't. Has he been in the show?

Who /jaensa/ here? Way more interesting than boring old jonsa.

Pick semi-related. It's what a true conqueror looks like.

she says that but salsa wrote a letter saying "come to my aid and i'll reward you ;)" to CIA, not "come fight u owe me lol" so sophie is full of shit like usual. never trust women.

Lancel is toast if he's going to be fighting the Mountain like we see in the previews.

Fuck off.

>that maid again, slaying a savage giant in a castle built of snow
Its Sansa slapping the shit out of sweetrobin when he destroys the snow winterfell she built

>m-muh book characters are super important, you showfags don't even realise

He's meeting Jon in that scene and CIA tells him about his true parentage, right after he is officially named Jon Stark.

Meant to reply to this

This seems like a cop-out just to get Jon Snow into the political/military tactics arena.

The reason is obvious: They want to recreate the hype of Robb Stark's rumble in the north for ez fan appeasement.

Jesus fucking christ kill go away

No, Kevan's a book only character.

Waif in episode 8
Daario or Grey worm, Blackfish in episode 9
Lancel, Theon or Yara in epsiode10

>implying I'm believing some guy and his "muh VFX friend works on the show"

He's relevant enough for you to not know his name to be a big deal. This isn't theons squire or some shit (wexx pyke?) or walder freys grandsons uncles, brothers cousins sons former roomate.

This "jonsa" thing is really annoying.
I'm considering creating an alt/got/.

Took it too far, but good show

people think everything in this series has to be deep and complex. top kek.

the long wait between books is really turning people into retards.

Which led to Lysa dying, which was a pretty big development in the Vale plotline. You could be right, although Sweetrobin is neither savage nor a giant.

JUST end my life already.

kevan is the hand in the show you fucking mong

Exactly

We just saw Mountain pushing some rando sparrow's shit in, not Lancel.

>muh CIA knows everything
If he knows about R+L=J but doesn't know about Ramsay, I'm turning 360 degrees and walking away from this show

LITERALLY ALL OF THESE FUCKING THINGS HAPPENED IN THE SHOW

Kevan is the fucking hand of the king RIGHT NOW in the show, he is on the show all the fucking time

Lancel banged Cercei in a few seasons back and he just told the high sparrow about it and got her thrown in jail. They talked about this EXTENSIVELY last season

I'm guessing you watched the blackfish scene last episode and thought that was all new shit, correct?

You have the memory of a goldfish if you're not trolling

Hes a giant because the castle is a miniature

Its blatantly obvious what it refers to tbqh

Could be GRRM just forgetting shit. It's been a long time after all.

jonsafags have quickly become one of the most annoying things on /got/ and i'm pretty sure it's all coming from the same 1-2 people samefagging.

You think he's just going to kill the one Sparrow? I think it's pretty obvious he's going to go ham on the whole group.

Probably because no one ever really gave a fuck about the Night's watch except the Starks and Stannis, and they dead.

>mfw GRRM didn't care about Preston's stupid theories

ITT autists falling for obvious bait

Does Dornish Master plan not count asa free space anymore considering...the Martells are fucking dead

Nevermind, I take it back, carry on.

Waif = Arya. Waif never existed. It has been Arya the entire time, fighting herself and destroying the weaker side. But the weaker side still wont die

Sansa is both dumber and uglier than Dany. Eat shit.

>If he knows about R+L=J but doesn't know about Ramsay, I'm turning 360 degrees and walking away from this show

Of course he knew about Ramsay and what would happen to Sansa, but he couldn't exactly say that to her face. Brienne would have killed him or Sansa never would have talked to him again.

Do people really but dressing on pizza? Jesus Fucking Christ

Castle Black looks comfy as fuck

Will die this season:
Tommen
Waif
Walder Frey
Ramsay
CIA
Margaery

Who is the dumbest character in the history of the show?