>tfw got called a shooter by a qt
Music for this feel?
>inb4 pumped up kicks
Tfw got called a shooter by a qt
You know what has to be done OP
i'm sorry people suck :(
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I'm considering just to "surprise" her
>shooter
what does that mean in that context?
he's from chiraq
i gotchu senpai
She just told me
>you have that look going on
>at least don't kill me
So "school" shooter?
>inb4 underage
It's Uni
is that you barron?
Are you an autistic sperg who spouts Sup Forums and can't get along with your peers?
No
I'm just really quiet and shy
You must be gay ie closeted. Go suck some dick. It'll help you open up and become a more wholesome, sociable person.
I feel sorry for you f a m, here have this
youtube.com
Or if you can have this
youtube.com
Sorry if it's not patrician enough for u though, hold tight and remember to disregard bitches who say shit like that, who cares what she thinks?
cringe
My friend says I look like a serial killer and other similar shit every once in a while. I try to avoid him most of the time. If he can't learn on his own that what he is saying is completely inappropriate and disrespectful then he doesn't deserve to have me as a friend.
I know those feels
>mfw brother says I look like I'm going to shoot up my school
You should tell him that he should have been aborted
>getting a haircut a few months back
>it was hot as fuck
>i was wearing a thick leather jacket because i was extremely autistic and i thought it made me look less fat
>black lady next to me asks the barber to pat me down because i look like im a shooter or whatever
>he actually does it
>i just sit there, didnt know what the fuck was happening
i still dont know if it was a joke or not
How are people even comfortable saying that shit? What if you just pulled a gun on that bitch?
you should've used your chance, user. girls lowkey love school shooters
>be me
>class is talking about the guy that shot John Lennon for some reason
>I start rattling off facts about Lennon's murder
>later, John Wayne Gacy comes up
>I do the same with Gacy
>Kid accuses me of being a serial killer
>Teacher gets in on it
>Whole class pointing at me and saying Yeah what gives and stuff like that
Not my proudest moment.
barron i love you
Tyler The Creator - Pigs
>at least don't kill me
>you just get all hurt and offended and come here to cry
You failed at bantz, you fool. What do you expect people to do, shower you with praise?
fucking americans
sounds like she was trying to flirt desu
>Insulting is banter
Are you retarded or are you just OP? She was messing with him to see if he comes back cool or just acts like an awkward baby. If it was just an insult she wouldn't have given him an in.
Get over yourself faggot. If people think you're a school shooter it's your fault and your own lack of social skills.
It clearly sounds like it was a joke
For what purpose is she going to call him a school shooter
What type of bantz is that?
Also, OP deserves his Pumped Up Kicks.
On repeat. For all eternity.
Definitely DFW's most profound insight
>own lack of social skills
What kind of person would say that to a shy person and not be joking? The only kind of person I can even imagine saying this is the worst kind of vapid valley girl that isn't worth knowing in the first place.
>I use horrible tragedys to progress my image
Ew
>to see if he comes back cool
Literally what could you possible come back with that is cool?
If you ever don't have a comeback just look confused and slightly contemptuous as if what the person just said was the dumbest thing you've ever heard (but only for a split second) and then calmly smile and go along with whatever they just said in a dismissive but friendly way, eg. "Yep, that's me"
>this advice
Better just end it all
that's stupid as hell
Works every time lads
Being cool is mainly about the way you carry yourself, and the way you have to carry yourself to be cool is to act as if you're better than literally everyone else you meet yet still friendly
>Works every time
>doubt.jpg
Congragulations, now you just dont only come off as weird, but also as stupid
you need an actual comeback
nah, you don't at all
like I said, it's about the way you carry yourself. two people can tell the same joke to a room and get an entirely different response. It's so much less about what you say but the way you say it.
alright dude
>It's so much less about what you say but the way you say it.
ok this is true but you still would not get away with it everytime