Women's handball - Finals edition

Bronze final: Netherlands - Norway starting NOW
Final: France - Russia starting later

who /tessie/ here?

First for tess
Good luck Norbro's

>tfw no A V E R A G E dutch gf @_____@

Apparently we haven't lost two matches in a row since the 90s.

Had a dream that I went on a date with Tess last night

eternal tess

Jealous desu

I don't even want another Bronze.

These are the teams I wanted to see in the final.
Hope it's going to be a fun game at least.

Obviously Tessie is #1 qt, and I think Polman is #2
Who is next?

Raep:D

>already getting raped

Mork and Kurtovic are cuter than Polman

Fucking trollpost, twice already

>tfw reminded of their failure to win the gold every time I open my fridge

eternal fourth

Amanda a cute
But Polman a much cuter

Norway's goalposts are rigged

Feel ya mate, was hoping for that London repeat.

would be nice to have 2 gold medals in handball, actually

malestein scored like that a few matches ago against korea

First time into women's handball desu... women's handball don't need to bounce the ball when they travel?

It's not fair.

They do but the rule is less strict than in baskelball

never knew hand ball was this big in some countries

Most popular spectator sport after skiing desu

It seems like there is less bouncing than men's handball, or I am just ignorant?

Its like speed skating, which nobody gives a fuck about except for Holland. Rightfully so because its boring as fuck.

>this guy again

The patrician sport

Ignorant. Rules are the same.

We're so bad at the Summer Olympics that everyone who wins a medal become national heroes.

Suck Kramers dick fag

lmao y bother having goalkeepers in women's handball? they don't do SHIT

Dutch qt ranking time

1. Malestein
2. Broch
3. Heijden
4. Smeets
5. Polman
6. V. Olphen
7. Smeets
8. Groot
9. Kramer
10. Dulfer
11. Abbingh
12. Jankovic
13. Goos
14. Snelder
15. The French Spy

Watch more handball dude, gk's do plenty

where is wester? shes at least as cute as malestein

??

At least the norwegian does

Grimsboe was insane this tournament.

Sorry, the Second Smeets is Wester

Ye except that first group stage match, she had like 5 saves in the entire match

Rules are the same, but maybe it's somehow like in basketball, with less dribbles and more passes.

Not that there's a lot of dribbling in men's handball either, dribbling is inefficient in this sport compared to basketball. In handball, the dribbling motion is much stricter, you really have to tap the ball with your hand, which give much less control on it compared to basketball where you can really palm the ball. Plus, the defender can be much more physical on the ball handler, which makes dribbling even harder.

I'd let them ha...
Nevermind, i'm bored of that joke

Comeback?

> Nieuwe handbalregel, extra spelers hoeven geen hesje te dragen

If i got one euro every time Vd Made said it, I would get robbed by Luciano

I did and I imagine their pain is similar to us losing gold with hockey

Huh, I didn't know you could go for blooters in this

Speed skating used to be huge here, and I still watch all the championships even though we suck tbH. The sport is sadly dying here due to lack of funding, only 1000 athletes and 3 speed skating stadiums left. Please send help.

Also handball balls dont bounce, like at all. You really have to smack it down slowing you down and possibly losing the ball

Just stop. Now we just have to wait for the IOC to drop it from the olympics so the Dutch can finally focus on real winter sports

Seeing Tessie again has inspired me to start lifting

Good luck. Do it for her!

>chokelands

This bronze means nothing to me

Guys this thread is really comfy. Probably mostly because of the Norwegian bros being here with us.

And yeah we're losing so I didn't have anything else to say

We'll swap Hege for an Olympic gold medal. P-please.

Yeah its a hollow win, especially since Holland is not really challenging them.

i want to be beaten up by a woman lads

Have her become a figure skater, better outfits too

me and the norwegian girlbros

Kom op ons Rabobank!

>Bronzeway
Might as well stay home.

The dutch are top tier bros

Wtf? I love handball now.

Polman choking pretty hard.
0 goals and 5-6 missed shots so far

noice
mind if i save this one?

...

It's all yours, my lowlander friend.

c-comeback?

Dubs for comeback, I guess

Olympic top scorer confirmed

can't you guys just lose our handball qts need the confidence

Sorry, but we need more bronze medals to remind us of all the gold medals we lost on the finish line.

She was already top in my book

>tfw South-Korea will overtake us on gold medals and put us at no.11

Goos is playing for Succes Schoonmaak/VOC Amsterdam

You can't make that name up

this can't be happening i'm in charge here!

Why Herrem

SLETT
DETTE

You are a big gook

>tfw the gold slipped
JUST

Is this the beginning of Chokeway?

C O M E B A C K
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What does the tattoo say?

"Without the dark we'd never see the stars"
Speaking of tattoos, I've been considering getting one. How would this affect my chance of getting a Dutch gf?

Did "we" lose? Sure fucking hope so.

Almost ready to forgive her for the shitty defensive play against Russia

You could go for Goos

Camilla :)

Congrats on the bronze, Norbro's

Ive got a tattoo and i know plenty people that do. There is no cultural stigma on them so it wouldnt matter

congrats, I guess it was already obvious after 5 mins

Fully deserved victory, well played.

>sad qts

FUCK THIS

IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THUS

This would've been the final if we both hadn't choked in the last few seconds of our semis. Really makes you think.

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Wow, I'm thinking really hard right now.

We're even worse in third place matches than in finals. What did you expect, we don't have the right mentality for this kind of thing.