SALTED PORK?

SALTED PORK?

RIPE MEAT OFF THE BONE!

THIS IS NO MINE

A MINE!!

MAGGOTY BREAD?

Was Gimli the biggest quipper in LOTR?

>tfw you will never eat red meat off the bone and drink malt beer with the dwarves in Moria

GIMLIS PORK vs. ORCS MAGGOT BREAD
who wins?

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys

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I think Legolas's infinite arrows in LOTR is a bigger issue than his physics defying falling rubble running in the hobbit movie.

They have a CAVE troll.

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Doesn't he have an enchanted, arrow-replenishing quiver?

Kek'd

IT'S THE DWARVES THAT GO SWIMMING

WITH LITTLE HAIRY WOMMMENNN

Okay, serious question. Where exactly is Peter Jacksons cammeo in The Two Towers? I could swear I saw him as one of the Wild Men (even a camera close-up and all) in the scene where Saruman rallies the Wild Men in front of Orthanc.

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in the extended edition he throws a spear at the orcs as they come up the ramp to helms deep

He is the guy that yealls 'motherfucker!' when the niggers break the gate at Helms Deep.

So why did the big trolls die so easily?

They didn't fight so good.

the bigger the guy the harder the crash for you