Character is drinking hard liquor with no ice or mixture

>Character is drinking hard liquor with no ice or mixture
>Doesn't cringe his face or doesn't act like it taste like cat piss.

Alcoholics don't care as long as they get their fix, they'll drink rubbing alcohol like Kathryn Winnick's bathwater.

The more you drink it, the more you get used to it

I drink white liquor straight. Whiskey I like some chase

hehe you'll get used to it, kiddo ;)

>character is smoking weed
>doesnt get affected by crippling paranoia

>drinking shit tier alcohol

The good stuff doesn't taste bad or have the same bite as your $10 convenience store jug of whisky.

i'm drinking bottom of the barrel 9% cider right now because it's cheap and comes in 4 litres.

i literally drink a full glass at a time and just wince a bit and carry on with what i'm doing.

if you're dependent/drink a lot of alcohol, the taste becomes acceptable.

>character is a smoke weed everday 420 xd stoner
>he can still get high
>he isn't extremely agitated when he doesn't hit the bong every hour

>character has a soda
>a soda
>a

(as in a soda: singular)

9% can't shouldn't make you wince at all pussy.

sorry i meant 99%.

are you fucking dumb? have you ever drank the cheapest, most disgusting cider you can get your hands on?

you don't wince from the alcohol burn, you wince from the sheer taste, you spastic.

>Kathryn Winnick's bathwater

>Character is drinking liquor

You learn to savor the burn.

The only thing I can't tolerate at this point is scotch. Still tastes like gasoline.

jesus man i literally drink 40-something percent vodka straight without wincing unless i choose to (I often chose to react as it's fun, like letting yourself feel drunk after two beers)

>9%

Why would you be wincing at that? Isn't cider just like apple juice anyway? Lmao

Fuck you

oh man i wish i could go back to when weed made me paranoid. those were the days m8. sweating bullets and hoping the high goes away before your mom comes in or calls you.

>low alcohol
>tastes like shit
Why would you buy it then?
Get OE at that point it's 8% and cheap as fuck.

>I often chose to react as it's fun

fucking pathetic
good bait

people who are acting like this is nothing clearly haven't enjoyed the plentiful offerings of dirt cheap super strength cider from an off license

its genuinely disgusting, drinking neat liquor is preferable over it. Alcohol burn for a few seconds is better than drinking actual pisswater

Ah to be 16 again

Found the underage redditor

Nah, you're a puss

you're so cool, user, i wish I could be a strong macho man like you who can throwback any liquor without so much as a thought to the taste

please teach me to get on your level

>9%
what is this 8th grade

>Kathryn Winnick's bathwater.

this is 9gag tier shitposting, end yourself

>9%

18+

>caught myself thicking destructive thoughts before work yesterday morning.
>before I went to work I tried to buy whiskey for fun
>stopped myself at the door
>turned right around
>felt better than drinking

Its a strange feel. Whos the best crippling alcoholic in flim Sup Forums?

John McClane

because what you posted wasn't shitposting either?

kys cunt

I'm not him

It wasn't shitposting, it was a fact.

You're not a man until you've experienced a shot of neat 95% Spiritus Fortis

>it's only shitposting when someone else does it

drink bleach

you should have no struggle doing that since you're so cool

How often does Sup Forums drink alone?

>used to be able to have fun while drinking
>now I inevitably end up in a foul mood after a while
>even when I was having a blast at the start

About every day
But I only drink beer so I have to drink a fuckton to actually get proper drunk and depressed

Say goodbye to your esophagus lining.

See whenever I have smoked weed in the past it just gave me a light headache

>Character is smoking weed
>Doesn't fuck around with his tongue and teeth, pushing on them until they begin to shift and move and eventually fall out in a pile on the floor.

I'm no doctor, but I think drinking anything above 40% alcohol will immediately tear up your insides.

You might as well drink actual medical rubbing alcohol or drink bleach.

>tfw this happens in every single dream of mine

Wow, look at all these manly men who are proud of ingesting literal poison and enjoying it and also berating others who prefer their poison not quite as poisonous. Sup Forums truly is the the manliest board around.

Always and exclusively unless at I'm at a bar which I then have the company of the bartender.

So pretty much always. 95% of my social life outside work is sitting at a bar talking to bartenders and other regulars.

>I guzzle cum
what did he mean by this?

18+

yesterday i was at an outdoor bar having a beer sitting in the sun

this cute girl that sits close to me straight up asks "so you just come here alone?"

i said "yea it's my fuckin day off what else am i supposed to do"

and that was the end of my interaction with her

>sitting at a bar talking to bartenders and other regulars
this sounds comfy to be fair

>character does lsd/shrooms
>doesnt pretend to be flying

nerd alert

did she ask out of interest or out of spite?

>he actually thinks hard liquor should be taken with ice in it
>he drinks shit liquor
Whatever by colored friend,thats why you are a nigger.

no idea, she said it in a way that made her sound like a cunt so i didnt bother analyzing further

one drop of tap water, trust me

no ice ice ruins drinks

Weak American cucks

>bawwww muh latin words bawwww it burns

>character wakes up
>isn't tired from the nightmares

It is, but it's expensive. I easily spent over $5k at bars last year. Probably over 6 wouldn't be surprised about 8.

It is lonely though. Makes you hate sitting alone at home.
Women just don't underatand.

Buy good bourbon or whisky and it's legitimately good drinking it straight.

>little girl
>timeskip five years
>she has a baby

i honestly don't know who is baiting who

i'd take your average vodka neat than room temperature white ace, which is only 7.5%

cheap strong cider is literally devil piss

is it just me or drinking hard liquor gives me the worst shits the next day

>I'm no doctor

K

>I think drinking anything above 40% alcohol will immediately tear up your insides

And the previous statement became very apparent

There is no interest from women like that. They're just dumb cunts and have no bar etiquitte.

probably didn't inhale properly. I used to make the same mistake during my early days.

>Character takes his liquor with ice
>Character is not a homosexual

I drink a bit of bourbon every single day after work. I don't really consider it drinking. Every other weekend or so I usually drink a pretty good amount of beer.

>decide it would be cool to see study in a foreign country
>go there for a year
>currently halfway through, can't speak the language well enough to talk to anyone
>feel like a child because I can only express that I want things
>surrounded by people and completely alone
>gorgeous city to walk through, alone
>go to bars everyday to relieve the loneliness
>can't even tall to the bartender of the regulars
>mfw I'm slipping into depression for the first time in my life

>"don't do it you'll be just as worse as him!"

10/10 user tell her to scootch her cooch elsewhere

>hes never tasted expesive liquor

Mate save up some money. Buy a 100Euro bottle of whisky and you will never drink anything else, ever again.

>character is smoking weed
>whoa dude, look at my hands, my hands are so freaky lmao

Go do your homework son.

>A teenagers gets a bottle of liquor handed to them and takes a few sips
>starts coughing
End this meme

>character is gay
>isn't lynched by white men

What is this 2015?

>itt underage and privileged kids not knowing about hard cider which comes in plastic bottles and tastes like you've just accidently took a drink out of your bedroom piss bottle which has been fermenting for 2 weeks but it somehow got mixed with soil diphtheria

i really hope all these replies i am seeing are just good ol' fashioned hivemind bait, but there's got to be 1 or 2 who genuinely believe what they're seeing.

>9%

>drinks for the taste
>bitching yourself/weakening your self control
>not making yourself unfuckwithable

You're the dumbest person here.

Nobody speaks english, not even bartenders?

You don't even need to spend that much. Buy something middle of the road ($50-60 or so, no idea what that translates to Euros) and you can easily see a quality increase.

Although you are right, as you go up from there you will see a quality increase. Vodka on the other hand is the same no matter what, unless it was filtered through a dirty sock.

who /teetotaler/ here?

>tfw this thread has become a bunch of men trying to prove their fragile masculinity by talking about the right way to drink liquid

Cool

>graduate college
>get real job
>have no desire to drink anymore, other than on social outings, and just 1-3 drinks.

alcoholics get OUT

what country?

Fuck off tumblr

>Has a lifetime of heartache, heartbreak, disappointment, and sorrow ahead of him.
>Trying to get through it sober.
Don't be a fool.

I dont drink, except on very special occasions

BUT, when I do drink (new years) I drink good stuff.

he's right you know

Have you been to europe lol.
Germany,Italy,Spain dont know single word or English.

Whilst I agree with you, isn't dirt cheap hobo cider more of a british/European thing? Given that this is an american site it's easy to understand how they can't appreciate how truly grim cheap cider is

Spain

Agreed.

I bought a 60$ vodka bottle once and Ill never do it again. It was actually worse than grey goose or stoli.

Tequila is where the money shows in quality. 200$ dollar tequila is literally fun juice.

Yes, they do. Even in shitholes like Hungary they do. Maybe not theoretical physics levels, but you can have a casual conversation with college students

While true.. it's pretty fucking stupid to buy top shelf spirits and water it down or mix it. Some people like the good stuff straight, myself included.

Nothing wrong with mixing your alcohol or watering it down if that is your desire. Just buy the cheap shit and enjoy.

>fragile masculinity
I'll beat your fragile skull in with my masculine fists you cunt