JUST

JUST

SUCK

FUCK

Who is this fine looking heterosexual?

love to suck him off no homo

FINISH LAST

r u a girl

:)?

The most overrated athlete in our whole team

why is his swimming trunks so small?

>mfw my mom unironically said "This Tom Dayley's year" after the prelim

Seems like a nice lady, stop bullying

>only ever gets bronze
>comes last in a fucking semi final
I don't get it. Is it the gay thing

He was the best in the quarter final. He definitely has the potential but seems to be the choker of team GB

TOM FAILY DOES IT AGAIN

He should retire. He's shit these days.

his lil twink brain is too focused on the dicking he is gonna get tonight

damn shame

Shouldn't have sucked so much Olympic dick the night before. His mind was obviously still in choke mode.

i'd do him desu

It's because he was like 14 at Beijing so he became a media meme. It's stuck around even though our 3m springboard pair are better divers.

Post boipucci

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Wasn't he first in the qualifiers?

how does he manage to keep his goodies from falling out

underrated

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little wiener

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classic uk
never change

meant for

I wish he would choke on me instead tbqh lads.

I fucking hate this cunt and how everyone goes over the top and makes a massive deal out of him coming 3rd. Acting like he has broken world records

reminder that getting sucked off by a twink is not gay

doing one up the bum is a bit of a grey area

>doing one up the bum is a bit of a grey area
It's only gay if your eyes meet

>reminder that getting sucked off by a twink is not gay

you know I'm right

I know you like men

not even close mate, got a gf and never done anything with another lad, but what's right is right

Are twinks really """"""men""""" though?

Nah bro, it's only gay if they put it inside you

Anybody explain why they have that wrist strap?

this is an interesting perspective

"""""""yes"""""""

carpal tunnel

too many handjobs

Yep. By a wide margin, too.

Inconsistency is pretty much the story of his career. He's a meme diver. Won the WC at 15, but has never been able to duplicate that success since. The media only loves him because he's gay, otherwise they'd be raking him over the coals for the wasted potential.

If it's cute you can fuck it

hmmm

'gayness' is a social construct guys. dont let arbitrary labels hold you back from getting that boipucci ;)

This
>muh pretty boy
>muh abs
>muh progressive fagboy

Is he super hyped in bongland? More than their other athletes?

Yes. He is the face of the Olympics.

He was when he was a teenager, he hasn't been in the public eye for a while.

At least I haven't noticed him at all

Now he can enjoy a lot of dick.

>This is an athlete
>My shoulders are at least three times as wide as his
>I am not
Specialization is amazing. Thanks bourgeoisies

He hosted some shitty tv show on itv

How does he keep his boner under control around all that twink boipucci? I'm straight and even I cant help but pop a few

Can you not see he's pushing it to the side and his speedos are holding it in tight ?

why what happened?

He probably likes being choked.

Literally nothing gay about wanting daleys balls in your mouth this very instant

>beat the gold medal score from 2012 in prelims
>finish last in semis

how

I dont get why people think he's so attractive, pretty butterface desu. Much hotter athletes around this olympics

This is the struggle of being a living meme

see

Yeah I couldn't possibly understand why in a nation of pot bellied pale people that a toned tanned guy with a half decent face is considered attractive

>tfw big gym rat
>tfw I'll never pin him down and aggresively rape him in the starfish
>tfw you'll never synchro cum on his abs after

Only by the BBC because he's a faggot and fits their agenda.

>tanned

Pale guys are superior

i don't inherently dislike fags t.bh

why would i. there are already too many people on this planet and fags can't make anymore. they also can only cuck other fags. win win t.bh

ladyboy mugging at 6am confirmed

fuck, the size of him

How come heaps of the divers and swimmers are all faggots ??

>gym rat
>gay

colo (u) r me surprised
also desu last day I was reflecting that it would be the most logic thing to do if I were gay, I mean imagine an environment where they let me be naked in the same changing room with ladies, I'd go for it in a heartbeat

Hanging around the male body in peak form all day does that to you

this, Boudia is much hotter, shame he has a "wife"

You say that, but didn't he just set the record for most points in a preliminary? He was 1st and destroyed everyone, 9s, 9.5s and 10s for every dive.

I'm pissed he choked here but we can't say he's overrated when he was able to produce gold medal form for an entire session. He has the skill

I believe his prelim score was the highest points scored at an olympics ever, any round

See
IT'S 2016 GAWD
get with it gramps

>not consistent
>crumbles under pressure

Can't win gold in diving like that

Can all you fags agree that gymnasts > swimmers > divers

in terms of what?

physical aesthetic

>gymnasts > swimmers > divers
Well, nice of you to finally acknowledge how bad soccer players are.

He's always been a bellend.

He may have skill but he never delivers when it matters and is never consistent.

To go from top in the prelim with an amazing score to bottom in the semi-final the very next day is ridiculous.

Give it a rest Brits. We had a openly gay diver in Barcelona 92.

Ottermode is the best.

>being unironically gay

>flat ass swimmers
>attractive
Leave the faggotry to the professionals please

Isn't it hilarious how the two American Evangelical Christians(David Boudia and Steele Johnson) are going to win medals while the gay Brit(Tom Daley) is kicked out. I hope this proves to SJWs that LGBT are inferior athletes to good Christians. It was a mistake giving LGBT rights. They should have looked to God for guidance on getting rid of their temptations.

dirty little mincer

Is he a top or a bottom?

100% bottom. He's too feminine to be a top

Obvious bottom.

The jobby stabbers of /bet/ have spoken

Can someone post that wonderful webm of male friendship?

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