>Where's real stram you burger?! No idea, this is actually 5 events in one, all countries should be able to find it easily I think.
>What is Modern Pentathlon? Swimming, Fencing, SUICIDAL HORSE RIDING, shooting, and running. All in one.
>Why horse portion only? Cause (allegedly) the atheletes/riders only get 20 minutes and 5 jumps to get to know the horses they randomly get assigned. On top of new enviornment for the horse, rider's agitation, and almost no synergy, there's an extreme high chance of injury and faults.
Yesterday's women's horse riding portion was a total cluster fuck, pic related.
Also I like horsies. Currently fencing is up but is very short.
>Is horse athlete? Neigh.
Blake Garcia
Gonna go get something to eat while fencing is up, will give more play by play when horse riding starts. Horse Riding is EXTREMELY good for webm making if any of you faggots are good for that.
Adrian Price
So is Russia or France going to win?
Eli James
It's usually a clusterfuck desu senpai
Brandon Powell
OH MY GOD AND ITS ALSO RAINING!
HORSE RIDING PENT IS ON. WELCOME TO HELL! Germany just finished.
Brandon Rogers
Ukraine is up.
Colton Gray
Australia just cleared perfectly.
Jacob Watson
Ireland just cleared as well.
Isaiah Gomez
THE BLOOD GOD DEMANDS SACRIFICE
Juan Baker
Uh oh, the horse is refusing.
Benjamin Lopez
>literal horse people >can't ride for shit
Kevin Kelly
That horse is going to be dinner tonight
Eli King
>Training for four years only to get cucked by a retard horse
Are there "athletes" okay
Jayden Williams
KAZIHSTHAN HORSE REFUSING
HES BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THE HORSE
DISQUALIFIED
Ethan Cooper
No, the glue factory, magyar.
Hunter Bailey
damn that guy ruined his dress uniform
Luke Brown
Hungary clearish.
Logan Mitchell
AHHHHHHHHHH NO.
Nathan Morris
"SL Spezial" already sounds like Lasagna.
Christian Green
Riding an unfamiliar horse makes it more of a sport. Still less of a sport than riding an unfamiliar bull, though. Rodeo events in olympics when? Canada, Mexico, Argentina, back me up on this.
Jose Bailey
keked
Adrian Phillips
FALLLDS:JDXZA:K
LITHUANIA
CHASOSND
LOOSE HORSE
Jordan Wright
>scoring literally depends on whether your assorted horse likes you
Henry Gonzalez
RETARD HORSE LOSES FOR LITHUANIA
Adam Jones
That is one nice looking jacket.
Juan Morgan
Holy shit. the heavy rain makes the horse and cross country events more interesting than the walk race.
Justin Barnes
Bretty gud, France, bretty gud.
Levi Jones
The riders left to go must be shitting themselves watching this.
Brandon Mitchell
France got a lazy horse
exactly
Owen Bell
What the fuck is even the point of this penthathlon? Putting together 5 random sports just for shtis and giggles?
Bentley Cruz
Memes.
Robert Sanders
the five sports were picked by the founder of the modern Olympics on the notion that they are what a "true knight" should be able to do (ride unfamiliar horses, fence, swim, run, and shoot guns)
William Scott
Clear from italy.
Alexander Bennett
>Poland got a JUST horse
Connor Gonzalez
They should judge someone's score relative to the average for that horse.
Joshua Williams
But there are no fucking knights anymore.
Also i doubt these horses are unfamiliar.
Matthew Reyes
I think the polish rider was too jittery, wasn't the horse I think.
Chase Brown
IT BEGINS.
Nicholas Miller
lmao horse wasnt having it
Michael Brooks
Eh?
Jaxson Stewart
THE BLOOD GOD IS PLEASED
Logan Watson
TOP KEK
THIS IS FUCKING GREAT
Matthew Jackson
By unfamiliar it means horses that the athletes have never ridden until the competition
Daniel Edwards
They are unfamiliar. They literally get assigned by a lottery half an hour before the event.
William Peterson
ROUND 2.
Blake Jones
kek the leader is supposed to ride that horse
Aiden Watson
HORSE LAWN DARTS CZECH RIDER
Jayden Harris
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
Ethan Sanders
that horse is a jerk
Nolan Russell
So who the fuck decides who rides what horse?
I mean this current horse is literally retarded, noone could've done well on it.
Jace Scott
oh shit
Gavin Perez
>"Hey horse, jump over that wall!" >"Neigh"
Evan Rivera
Save them as jpegs ffs
Daniel Jones
CZECH LAWN DARTED AGAIN ON LAST JUMP
Cameron Carter
Random draw.
Chase Baker
>tfw big boss cqcs you off your horse
Dominic Lopez
So if you got a bad draw, you lose.
Fun.
John Robinson
all horses are pretty much the same
Matthew Wright
Britain clearish.
Joshua Miller
Such is life, if you're born in a first world country, the worst you'll have are first world problems.
>meanwhile in Brazil
Xavier Thompson
No.
Owen Walker
FAULTY HOrSE.
Cooper Rodriguez
Clearish for worst korea.
Sebastian Reed
This is hilarious.
Parker Roberts
>another retarded horse
Worse than fucking "sports" based on judging.
Connor Taylor
THIS IS A FUCKING MASSACRE
Gavin Bennett
BULGARIA IS FUCKED
Carter Cooper
MEXICO IS UP. MEME IT UP.
Robert Mitchell
3rd world ahtletes should have handicap, it's harder for us to be good at sports
Jack Clark
Some of these outfits look like they bought them second hand.
Andrew Cruz
>that horsesfw
Nicholas James
It's an expensive sport to do
Gotta cut the costs somewhere
Luis Baker
>Bulgaria BTFO by an """""""""""""athlete""""""""""""'
Camden Nguyen
Why is this an olympic sport?
Noah Adams
MEXICO IN FIRST PLACE >MEXICO IN FIRST PLACE MEXICO IN FIRST PLACE >MEXICO IN FIRST PLACE
Jackson Rivera
Clear for China. Up front noww
Caleb Kelly
>Why is this an olympic sport?
Military men shooting, horsing, swimming, running and fencing. What is not to like?
What I don't like is that they don't all do this stuff in one sitting. That is you start fencing, then go running, then horsing, then swimming and then shooting all within a few hours.
Dylan Ramirez
nigga quit it with your png shit
Hudson Turner
Bad run by Guatemala but managed to finish.
Jack Gomez
MEHEECO GOLD
Luke Howard
>Hungary going full JUST
Bentley Ward
Lazy horse for Hungary.
John Jenkins
Meh run for China.
Adam Gray
this game is luck. just who gets the best horse.
Anthony Taylor
Czech got nervous horse.
Kinda, sometimes is the rider's nervs as well. This was more apparently during women's since they ride with emotion compared to men.
Christian Moore
that sucks
Thomas Nelson
>that fucking bird
Ian Ortiz
SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
these niggas in the middle of the amazon jungle
Ayden Bennett
Literally a nigger.
Brayden Ward
Man ukraine forced his horse to go sanic fast.
Nicholas Parker
...
Samuel Turner
the ukraian got the best horse i think but he fucked it up
Luis Evans
why the fuck they aren't putting up the removed poles on their position again?
Juan Reed
Japan managed to survive.
Thomas Reyes
Bad run for France but survives.
Dominic Stewart
Chaotic evil horse coming up for the German after the American
Get your weebumsmakers ready.
Luis Lewis
>Amerischrimshers
Gavin Hernandez
I thought it was meant to simulate the experience of being stuck behind enemy lines in pre-ww1 warfare. Run, have a sword fight, steal an unfamiliar horse, swim across a river, and shoot your pursuers.
Parker Long
USA survives.
Brody White
>"modern" pentathlon
How the fuck is riding horses modern? Should be driving a stock car on a road course desu.