Rio 2016 - Men's Modern Penthathlon (Medal) - Horse Riding Portion

They're all gonna fucking die edition.

>Stram
stream.nbcolympics.com/mens-modern-pentathlon

>Where's real stram you burger?!
No idea, this is actually 5 events in one, all countries should be able to find it easily I think.

>What is Modern Pentathlon?
Swimming, Fencing, SUICIDAL HORSE RIDING, shooting, and running. All in one.

>Why horse portion only?
Cause (allegedly) the atheletes/riders only get 20 minutes and 5 jumps to get to know the horses they randomly get assigned. On top of new enviornment for the horse, rider's agitation, and almost no synergy, there's an extreme high chance of injury and faults.

Yesterday's women's horse riding portion was a total cluster fuck, pic related.

Also I like horsies. Currently fencing is up but is very short.

>Is horse athlete?
Neigh.

Gonna go get something to eat while fencing is up, will give more play by play when horse riding starts. Horse Riding is EXTREMELY good for webm making if any of you faggots are good for that.

So is Russia or France going to win?

It's usually a clusterfuck desu senpai

OH MY GOD AND ITS ALSO RAINING!

HORSE RIDING PENT IS ON. WELCOME TO HELL! Germany just finished.

Ukraine is up.

Australia just cleared perfectly.

Ireland just cleared as well.

THE BLOOD GOD DEMANDS SACRIFICE

Uh oh, the horse is refusing.

>literal horse people
>can't ride for shit

That horse is going to be dinner tonight

>Training for four years only to get cucked by a retard horse

Are there "athletes" okay

KAZIHSTHAN HORSE REFUSING

HES BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THE HORSE

DISQUALIFIED

No, the glue factory, magyar.

damn that guy ruined his dress uniform

Hungary clearish.

AHHHHHHHHHH NO.

"SL Spezial" already sounds like Lasagna.

Riding an unfamiliar horse makes it more of a sport.
Still less of a sport than riding an unfamiliar bull, though.
Rodeo events in olympics when? Canada, Mexico, Argentina, back me up on this.

keked

FALLLDS:JDXZA:K

LITHUANIA

CHASOSND

LOOSE HORSE

>scoring literally depends on whether your assorted horse likes you

RETARD HORSE LOSES FOR LITHUANIA

That is one nice looking jacket.

Holy shit. the heavy rain makes the horse and cross country events more interesting than the walk race.

Bretty gud, France, bretty gud.

The riders left to go must be shitting themselves watching this.

France got a lazy horse

exactly

What the fuck is even the point of this penthathlon? Putting together 5 random sports just for shtis and giggles?

Memes.

the five sports were picked by the founder of the modern Olympics on the notion that they are what a "true knight" should be able to do (ride unfamiliar horses, fence, swim, run, and shoot guns)

Clear from italy.

>Poland got a JUST horse

They should judge someone's score relative to the average for that horse.

But there are no fucking knights anymore.

Also i doubt these horses are unfamiliar.

I think the polish rider was too jittery, wasn't the horse I think.

IT BEGINS.

lmao horse wasnt having it

Eh?

THE BLOOD GOD IS PLEASED

TOP KEK

THIS IS FUCKING GREAT

By unfamiliar it means horses that the athletes have never ridden until the competition

They are unfamiliar. They literally get assigned by a lottery half an hour before the event.

ROUND 2.

kek the leader is supposed to ride that horse

HORSE LAWN DARTS CZECH RIDER

HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD

that horse is a jerk

So who the fuck decides who rides what horse?

I mean this current horse is literally retarded, noone could've done well on it.

oh shit

>"Hey horse, jump over that wall!"
>"Neigh"

Save them as jpegs ffs

CZECH LAWN DARTED AGAIN ON LAST JUMP

Random draw.

>tfw big boss cqcs you off your horse

So if you got a bad draw, you lose.

Fun.

all horses are pretty much the same

Britain clearish.

Such is life, if you're born in a first world country, the worst you'll have are first world problems.

>meanwhile in Brazil

No.

FAULTY HOrSE.

Clearish for worst korea.

This is hilarious.

>another retarded horse

Worse than fucking "sports" based on judging.

THIS IS A FUCKING MASSACRE

BULGARIA IS FUCKED

MEXICO IS UP. MEME IT UP.

3rd world ahtletes should have handicap, it's harder for us to be good at sports

Some of these outfits look like they bought them second hand.

>that horsesfw

It's an expensive sport to do

Gotta cut the costs somewhere

>Bulgaria BTFO by an """""""""""""athlete""""""""""""'

Why is this an olympic sport?

MEXICO IN FIRST PLACE
>MEXICO IN FIRST PLACE
MEXICO IN FIRST PLACE
>MEXICO IN FIRST PLACE

Clear for China. Up front noww

>Why is this an olympic sport?

Military men shooting, horsing, swimming, running and fencing. What is not to like?

What I don't like is that they don't all do this stuff in one sitting. That is you start fencing, then go running, then horsing, then swimming and then shooting all within a few hours.

nigga quit it with your png shit

Bad run by Guatemala but managed to finish.

MEHEECO GOLD

>Hungary going full JUST

Lazy horse for Hungary.

Meh run for China.

this game is luck. just who gets the best horse.

Czech got nervous horse.

Kinda, sometimes is the rider's nervs as well. This was more apparently during women's since they ride with emotion compared to men.

that sucks

>that fucking bird

SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

these niggas in the middle of the amazon jungle

Literally a nigger.

Man ukraine forced his horse to go sanic fast.

...

the ukraian got the best horse i think but he fucked it up

why the fuck they aren't putting up the removed poles on their position again?

Japan managed to survive.

Bad run for France but survives.

Chaotic evil horse coming up for the German after the American

Get your weebumsmakers ready.

>Amerischrimshers

I thought it was meant to simulate the experience of being stuck behind enemy lines in pre-ww1 warfare. Run, have a sword fight, steal an unfamiliar horse, swim across a river, and shoot your pursuers.

USA survives.

>"modern" pentathlon

How the fuck is riding horses modern? Should be driving a stock car on a road course desu.