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looks like China has 4 more medals than you do m8

Russia did pretty well considering

>NBC official medal tally

m8 i have some bad news

>63>67
>hogwarts education

Sorry

>he thinks non-golds matter

lol silly niggers

So China's done?

The most impressive detail is that you've medaled in 19 sports and only 3 of them haven't had at least one gold.
So 16 out of 19 sports are golden making you the most versatile nation.

EAT SHIT EVERYONE ELSE

>bragging about cycling and rowing medals

Great Sittin everyone

I love the way they keep bringing up one of the most embarrassing moments of modern Olympics, you got cucked so hard by the chinese in 2008 that you though you would create a whole new medal table

Not bad

Rhymes perfectly in our accent

You've medaled in 20 sports (one more than UK) but only 11 of them are golden

>Ameripisses
>Ameridisqualifieds

>ameriswims never heard of boats

see

>This flag
>This post
Loving Every Laugh

>according to the north american ranking system, Azerbaijan have had a more succesful olympics than Spain

> MFW we learned at these Olympics that Americans are so good at swimming because they practice watersports whilst shopping

>21 bronzes are better than 20 golds

They should just make a points system desu, but gold is definitely the most important, so it should be like 5, 2 and 1 points respectively for gold, silver and bronze

Unfortunately they don't have any olympic events for our boats

>They should just make a points system

Only proper way to do it.

Only golds count idea is flawed. I would rather win 20 silvers in events like track and field, wrestling, and even Bong favorite cycling than 2 golds in horse dancing and sailing.

I'm also for a "weighted" scoring system.

Decathlon/Hep Gold: 20 points.

100m Gold: 20 points.

4x100: 10 points.

All other athletics medals: 5 points.

Swimming golds: 2 points.

Cycling golds: 2 points.

Equestrian golds: .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 point

Sailing: .0000000000000000000000001 point

Etc, etc.

>losing to china by 4 medals
Embarrasing

I'm really very sorry

You're Heisenberg

>this thread again

death march is the golden snitch desu and you forgot triathlon

British Athletes showing off their Brexit powers

>WE'RE #2!

Actually its 8 medals. But yeah it is embarrassing for germany

>Some American websites seriously and unironically rank by the number of medals rather than the number of golds

Are burgers mentally challenged?

>rowing
>track cycling
>swimming
>horse dancing

What? That you lost?

>winning with boaty
>winning with riding mah bikey
>winning with dancing mah horsey

How cucked can you get?

Shame there's no toilet cleaning event for you guys to win, isn't there?

>#2
Unacceptable! Al Caliphate of Britain must show it's superiority to the infidels! Ready youself for another 9/11 America!

>britconveyances

>he thinks killing Koreans is a """""Sport"""""

Why don't we just form a Union with Germany?

Rowing and track cycling are two of the few legitimate events in the olympics.

Horse dancing is shot though, luckily we only have one gold in that non-event (horse jumping is different) whereas the Germans have 5.

BTFO
T
F
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Wish I'd screenshotted some of those posts from the >0 medals thread from a few weeks back

>britsits

> China

42 golds. Obviously under British Law, German Mittelstrand structure.

>goal moving

Doping
I said it

How come Yuros don't care about Silvers in their medal table but expect people to care about their second place in Gold medals?

Just like they don't have any comfortable seats for you in airplanes?

>cycling only uses lower body
>rowing only uses upper body

Why can't brits use their full body in athletics?

This tbqh

They care about all medals. I've seen anger in many threads when their athlete misses out on a bronze.

They just say that to Americans, since some of our media outlets sorts by total medals.

A medal points system is the only legitimate way.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

What golds can china rack up?

Women's volleyball and 10m diving is all I can think of.

Not a fan of Muslim countries desu.

/thread

The best way is the way that it works now, with silvers used as a tiebreaker if they are tied on golds. A points system would be needlessly complicated for something that's basically pointless for anything other than shitposting.
>Why can't brits use their full body in athletics?
but we can
Also, rowing definitely doesn't only use upper body

I think there's some ping-pong events left.

It should be ogre though.

>Year 1600
>Brits on Sup Forums are able to brag about great people like Shakespeare and co.
>Year 2016
>Brits must brag with some medals by cyclists and horse riders

Oh, how the mighty have fallen

>Germany brags about nothing

Is this why you invite other people to rape your country?

> MFW Germans

Come on guys, step it up, you've been slacking.

Would you rather lose two finals or win one?

Then why exactly are you bragging about coming in second place? The only winners here are USA.

>Fang

JUST LIKE MY ANIMES!

P E R

C A P I T A

>Year 2016
>Germans brag about how many third-world immigrants they can fit in their country

Wtf?

It's well know that the BBC is way more efficient with its public financial support in instituting secret rape rings than the ARD.

Yeah, because we can totally not brag about the recent successes, such as a world cup a european championship win in handball, 2 gold medals in both football competitions and even if not for sport, our scientists just created the first BinData DNA, so what is your point?

Ok?

you're worse than us

Spic youth country, spics aren't Olympian. Phelps retiring, China are nigger-gooks.

>cucked by FISHERMEN

Looks like we're second when you exclude the tiny population anomalies. Kudos to Netherlands but we should be ahead and first by the games' conclusion.

>more golds than France and Germany combined

Fuck me, what are they even doing?

>such as a world cup a european championship win in handball

Table tennis is finished

To concerned with prepping the muzzie bulls imo

>Bahamas

ITS NOT FAIR

> A nation most well known for an unfunny LPer and ABBA trying to bant us

Jesus Christ, how embarrassing

focusing on football, which is working out quite succesful

Only two of those are "anomalies" you fucking faggot.

>divegrass

Do eurocucks really think we care about this semen slurping "sport" lok

>european championship win in handball

kek
fucking lost

>Britburkas gets one shitty little fog horn who wins their first gold medal in swimming ever and they think they got the new Phelps.

Would you rather come in second or third?

>This inferior complex

I think I know why these threads pop up so much

Sweden would rather cum third, after the two niggers raping them have came.

Something is wrong here.

Skateboard is a OLYMPIAN event next year.

Where. the. fuck. are our guaranteed gold medals in darts, snooker and bowls?!

10 million population is the cut off point. I was gonna include Hungary but it's another anomaly because of one female meme swimmer.

We are top (or second, the chart is old) with countries with greater than 10 million people.

TRY AND STOP US

Team GB now has a gold in 15 of the 31 different sports at Rio 2016 . No other country comes close. US on 11 are second.

Well you are also more countries than Germany and France combined

>GB flag outside of Olympia
>I'm welsh, don't fucking associate me with the cucks
>I'm english, these sheepshaggers don't belong to my country
>GB during Olympia
>WE ARE ONE NATION AND WE SUCK THE MOLDY QUEEN TOGETHER OFF

>Rugby with pads and helmets.
>national sport

Yeah I meant to right lol but spelled it lok instead.

>Oy vey, the Brits can swim?!
>We need to put in more American """""sports""""!