Two people wake up morning after sex

>two people wake up morning after sex
>they introduce their names to each other

>people have sex

>two strangers have a one night stand

H-heh, how unrealistic... right?!

...

Never happened to me

>Tfw have one night stand
>get AIDS

>people have names

ZOINKS! ITS MISTER REDDITOAD!

>implying this isnt rape.

Memento?

Only if a man is involved

also
>punctuating greentext

>couple wake up
>dialogue
>start making out right before banging

I just imagine the dragon breath they both have to be ignoring to clash tongues like that so quickly after waking up.

That could be anyone Fred, turn it around so we can see his face
Not that I doubt your judgment

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>drunk hookup
>woman doesn't wake up screaming "RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPEEEEEEE"

>tfw have done that
Also
>couple goes to sleep in the same bed
>they aren't mad at each other
>he's not holding her

>he's a cuddly sleeper
Only ever fell asleep once while cuddling and I was drunk. I need my space

>Girl looks shocked after waking up next to the guy
>He's not Kevin Costner

what does cuddling feel like?

Sweaty

hey what are these fred images called. i cant find them

Relaxing for the most part. But you also get too warm, have hair in your face/mouth, eventually get a dead arm and if you're like me, you prefer to sleep with some space so you end up rolling away. Unless she likes to cuddle by putting her head on your chest then it's much better

bag of sand

great, my dick gets hard and i can feel it on her ass while my hands are on her boobs.

If we're facing each other, then we lock our legs together and my dick usually rests against her legs while I slide down a little to use her breasts as a pillow, while she sleeps on my forearm.

10/10 would recommend

> Having a one night stand without introducing yourself.

S-such a player right?

You know you forget things after you drink right?

Dumb Fredposter

>put on kino about a pure waifu and a good boy
>turns out it's a flick about a roastie and a chad

DUDE

Alcohol doesnt do it to that extent
Date rape drugs do however

Yes it does. I've called a girl the wrong name while making out with her. You don't spend the whole night memorising each others names, it's a quick mention then it's all about that foreplay

You've just never been that drunk. I don't recommend it, nor am I proud of it, but I've lost hours of time before, woke up without my pants in strange places, etc.

It can happen. Not at the beginning of the night when everyone's sober, obviously, but closer to bar close when both people are shitfaced? It's not the craziest thing to start a drunken conversation with a girl, things progress, and soon you've fucked without knowing each others name.

Underage b8 pls go

what are you doing here then?

Thats not sex though

I broke a guys nose, we both forgot what happened, stood on the side of the road talking for 15 minutes.

Forget some extra amount of time, next thing I remember his friend is trying to fight me on the street for punching his mate.

Then my mate glasses him and everyone bails when the sirens start.

Took a few days for even those memories to come back to me.

t. australian

>DUDE GETTING SO DRUNK YOU END UP FUCKING SOMEONE WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING THEIR NAME XD

You reek of underage reddit

The point is that this doesnt happen

>réddit out of nowhere
hello réddit

>people are in the movie

I've had sex during blackouts and have zero recollection of it.

ive banged 6 chicks in total and this is embarrasing low for someone my age (24) its so humiliating everytime some media format or person talks about sex, its triggering.

I only remember 3 of their names because they were casually having sex.

>embarrasingly low

But it does happen user. This is an average saturday night for me.