The Rio Olympics were 25 years ago

>the Rio Olympics were 25 years ago

good bread

kys bitch

>This will be true in your lifetime

I just want to shitpost about Ledecky forever

Everything fades away.
Memories like leaves.
In the autumn breeze.

In 25 years my clearest memories will be Diniz crapping his pants, Simone Biles' gymnastic routine and the awesome weightlifting threads.

>Katy Ledecky will be 45 years old in 3 days

I remember her being 19 years old and break tons of world records

>Tell me about the time you won all those medals great-grandma Katie
>Wait, you're my aunt? That can't be right...

>it won't be because I'll die before

>in 25 years CBC will still be replaying clips of donovan bailey winning gold in '96 and hoping someone can emulate him

>Dad what was it like to watch Phelps and Bolt demolish records with you and your friends?

It was amazing we posted ebin memes and lots of rare frogs on a Mongolian cave painting forum just to get (you)s while we ayy lmao'd at the janny getting mad while we posted horse athletes and Arbys pictures

>25yrs old and still a virgin

Kys

I hate this smug chink cunt.

Nah, she is going to be one of those types that look old but eventually grow into it. So she will look like the way she does for 25 years.

>Dad

I remember when I had hope, too.

umad?

>Anime

I think I know why

Stop lying to yourself and get off Sup Forums Katie

I'll buy you a prostitute if you promise to stfu afterwards.

Oh and stop posting anime

In the next olimpics we will have 56 years old

Nah, De Grasse

great english, julio dos santos chavez alma rambazambadinho guerrero los paulos juno dios bacteria

what kys mean?

kiss your sister

>Damar posting

I smile when Germs post famous Cardies.

In 25 years we'll all still be here and we'll be 40-50 year old virgins.

Except I won't be here because I'm going to kill myself next year.

lel, and she was the one who leaned in

kill yourself

no you wont

How's that? I can only imagine a black person ever being mad at him for being so blatantly honest and absolutely right about a people.

See you in the WC.

>tfw Michael Phleps will be an old man in 2041.
>will still be BTFO of everyone
>youropoors will still be complaining about too many swimming events and per capita.

Just learning how to manipulate men and destroy their confidence early.

>Michael Phelps died 2 years ago

How was this olympics? Was it enjoyable? (didn't watch much of if)

lol
*glances at calendar to be sure*

>2000 was 47 years ago

50k racewalk was excellent, that's all you need to know desu

t. Hans von Güggeldörfsenhauptgemusedreithousandfraubauerstein

the shoddy huemonkey construction is tricking you into thinking those buildings have been sitting neglected for 25 years, rio's still going on m8

>the news are on
>Usain Bolt has died of old age, a brief story of his life is played, with comparison to later champions
>that annoying old man starts plerging out to his grandchildren how phelps was always better, is still better because bolt is dead and he's still laive
>nobody comes to visit you at the nursing home because you never had children

>the Rio Olympics will be over in your lifetime

QUICK YOU STILL HAVE ONE DAY TO KILL YOURSELF!

Keep the noise down! Damn kids!

>Rio 2016 was 3 years ago
>still another 6 years until Tokyo 2020

WHY