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The next president edition

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nigger

>implying it won't be Joe Biden

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*blocks your path*

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> tfw sharted while on the bidet

they high pressure water sure cleans your asshole right

Is it just me or does Canada exactly look like the US?

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The next president

A muslim man. Imagine that.

It's just you

Drake and JB are Illuminatis.

HOL UP

what do trumpfags think of hindus

This is a single Russian-American family.

MADAME PRESIDENT

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Is that a nigger who has BLEACH'D ancestors or an Arab? You can't tell them apart sometimes.

wtf i hate argentina now

hello how can I get into your country illegal?

i
need
yous
or
i
will
die.

NO COMMIES ALLOWED

That will be me.

Bleached nigger, looks like an octoroon I know

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Urine is sterile. I point my peepee up see if I can hit my own forehead. Sometimes I set up bottles and try to knock them down with my pee from across the shower.

swear i just wanted to let a quiet one out

It also gets contaminated easily

You nasty

Actually I just looked it up and he's half CHI, so not BLEACH'D. Although every nigger is bleached to some extent unless they're fresh off the boat from Africa.

reposting because i posted in the dead thread...

The ironic part is they didn't even ban the mini 14

also it sounds like he used handguns in the attack at this point

apparently he had two "assault rifles" in his car as well, which could mean anything to the media

they have tried to ban variants of the vz58 many times, if he had a vz58 i wouldn't be surprised if they try to ban them again

Speaking of BLEACHED

I am not commie

long live mia love!

mwen lanmou ayiti

*dies*

Contaminated with what? It's not like I drink it or anything.

Urine is no longer sterile once it leaves your blatter and enters the urinary tract.

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I love Mexican people.

if every nigger has been bleaches does that means that every white has been blacked????

Well my urinary tract is clean, so it's still pretty clean when it comes out.

thinkin of that 15 pack again buds
hmmmm

yeah me too but wtf is he eating

No more hispandering, Mr. Drumpf

looks yummy

Are you haitian?

You are wrong. Also I meant bladder, not blatter.

I've drank my own urine while innawoods, it's fine.

>pic related
A pistol AND an assault rifle

Good thing they don't have these anymore. Darn those nazis were clever

How many bleached generations does it takes to transform a nignog? Wait do they even get out of subhuman form or do they just stay like that?

It's fine in small amounts, but you should filter it through a sock or something if you're going to die of thirst.
t. I used to be pre-Med until I decided that I need to switch my major or I'll fucking kill myself because I'm too lazy and don't want to keep studying for five hours a day.

>How many bleached generations does it takes to transform a nignog? Wait do they even get out of subhuman form or do they just stay like that?
burn the coal, pay the toll

on one side yeah

Probably 4 or 5 for them to completely pass as white, I've known octaroons(so like 12 percent black) that still look very mixed. His dad was white as all fuck too

If trump gets impeached and pence steps down, who would be president?

why do blacc people have such bad skin

me

simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Presidential_line_of_succession

drill the oil, face the toil

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_line_of_succession
speaker of the house
dont ask me who that is

>every white has been blacked????
Shhhh

It's not extremely uncommon though (more so in the South)

white people are worse.

Speaker of the House (Paul Ryan right now)

I want to stop smoking

hopefully we all die one day

so just stop, stupid

smoke this 8====D

Speaker of the house is more of a president than the vice president 2bh

Kanye vs. Trump would be the most meme-tastic election ever. It would put 2016 to shame.

No. Blacks having white blood comes from slave masters raping their slaves. Of course there are plenty of whites who have black blood as a result of the rape continuing from generation to generation until the child was white enough to live with the father.

>dow breaks 20000 after trump's inauguration
>*crickets*
>down goes down 160 points after this travel ban shit
>TRUMP'S FAULT TRUMP'S FAULT

You motherfuckers have access to snus, fuck off. Also you could try vaping

>Also you could try vaping

I've seen a few half black mothers with their 1/4 black children in my town. They're pretty much white but they look a bit like ayy lmaos

Paul Ryan

A lot can happen in 10 days mate

50% disapproval in 8 days. Checkmate, altreich

you can start smoking my cock nerd haha

>Also you could try vaping

>The ironic part is they didn't even ban the mini 14
Yeah well the RCMP are fucking retarded and they will ban anything that looks/sounds/seems "scary"
Shotguns and hunting rifles don't "intimidate" people like assault rifles and sub machine guns do.
The Kalashnikov was banned because of reputation, not because of functionality.
There is no good reason for the semi automatic kalashnikovs that adhere to the (bullshit) magazine restrictions to be illegal.
>they have tried to ban variants of the vz58 many times
And solely for the reason that it is a retarded cousin of the Kalashnikov family. The VZs people have in Canada aren't even real VZs they're some fucking bullshit "sporter" model.

Canadian gun grabs are basically SJW bullshit that is done for nothing but appearances, to keep citizens that fear legal gun ownership feeling "protected." Protected from what? I'm not exactly sure.

Everyday we're getting one step closer to die.

good evening bajachan

one step closer to die

*smokes at you*
what're you gonna do?
heh, that's what i thought

Vaping to quit > vaping to start

Thinking of trying marijuana now that it's legal.

post your bangs you tramp

>tfw mulatto

I want to move to the Caribbean to be with my people

>smoking satan's lettuce

Why would Pence step down? The whole reason he was picked as VP was so that the GOP could finally achieve their dreams when Trump gets impeached.

quintessential canadian post

Good evening.

No.

>Paul Ryan
yeah i noticed the column right after i posted :|

How do I into basic human interaction lads
I set out today determined to make at least one friend. Chance would have it that I ran across a girl from high school who we were on good terms with and hadn't seen eachother in years. She's a genuinely nice person and always liked talking to me
We just friendly talked about classes, I asked to exchange numbers for carpooling or just to meet up. All this was like 5 min between class. We part ways for class, I message her about 30min later asking if she would be interested in meeting up again for coffee or something to catch up more and then also said we should try to incorporate other people into a meetup at the college from our high school.

This was 8hrs ago and she still hasnt responded. I think she took it as an offer for a date when I had no such intention

Gonna start taking a different route to class to avoid any further interaction with her because it'd be too embarassing

>Trump at 50% disapproval and 43% approval
Really gets my noggin joggin'

Companies can and will drug test you still, so keep that in mind. I wouldn't do it if you plan on applying for jobs over the next few months (hair drug tests can go back up to 3 months)

How about Brazil?

Aren't caribs more black than americans though?
Your people are in SA

>tfw I have lush ass eye lashes too.
It's a blessing and a curse

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I already have a job and I don't get drug tested

I take that back