/heem/: Ar-tem edition

Upcoming MMA events:
8/20 - UFC 202: Diaz vs Mcgregor II
8/27 - UFC on Fox 21: Maia vs Condit
9/3 - UFC FN 93: Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10 - UFC 203: Miocic vs Overeem
9/17 - UFC FN 94: Poirier vs Johnson

Thread theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

>UFC 202 embedded
Episode 1: youtu.be/Q2FvDU3gJkM
Episode 2: youtu.be/hTWrAK6_Ob0
Episode 3: youtu.be/v-q4jgsNrec
Episode 4: youtu.be/S3ieflG2NlQ
Episode 5: youtu.be/YZr_nRb1XWg

Event: UFC 202: "Diaz vs. McGregor 2"
Date: Sat., Aug. 20, 2016, on pay-per-view (PPV)
Location: T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada

UFC 202 PPV Main Event:

170 lbs.: Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor

UFC 202 PPV Co-Main Event:

205 lbs.: Anthony Johnson vs. Glover Teixeira

UFC 202 Main Card (10 p.m. ET):

170 lbs.: Donald Cerrone vs. Rick Story
170 lbs.: Hyun Gyu Lim vs. Mike Perry
170 lbs.: Tim Means vs. Sabah Homasi

UFC 202 "Prelims" on FOX Sports 1 (8 p.m. ET):

135 lbs.: Cody Garbrandt vs. Takeya Mizugaki
135 lbs.: Raquel Pennington vs. Elizabeth Phillips
145 lbs.: Chris Avila vs. Artem Lobov
135 lbs.: Randa Markos vs. Cortney Casey

UFC 202 "Prelims" on UFC Fight Pass (6 p.m. ET):

170 lbs.: Neil Magny vs. Lorenz Larkin
170 lbs.: Colby Covington vs. Max Griffin
185 lbs.: Alberto Uda vs. Marvin Vettori

Last

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youtube.com/watch?v=MgP26W_Ol8Q
breitbart.com/london/2015/08/17/official-muhammad-most-popular-name-for-baby-boys-in-london/
twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/767079022928900096?lang=en-gb
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Fuck Schaub

How many steaks?

for sure you need Shaub in your life my man

dead memes general

Hey guys, me again, didn't actually mean "Fuck Schaub" just a silly joke of mine, anyway, Schaub bless guys, have a great day haha

youtube.com/watch?v=MgP26W_Ol8Q

makes you think

Nearly finishing someone doesn't count for much. 6 decisions in his past 7 fights.

first for current year brits

I could knock the fuck out of every Irish casual in this thread with ease.

Take this mandrama artist back to

fucking hate lesnar, he did nothing but ruin mark hunt for everyone

fuck him, fuck wwe, fuck all you goofs

First for current two term US president

nice "country" you got there bongs

ur mum nearly finished me

BNP PROXYFAG DETECTED

literally every GOAT champ wins only DECs

but was he not a UFC champion ?

the syrians are actually a lovely bunch

British are "whites" , we are not muslims

OFFICIAL: Muhammad Most Popular Name For Baby Boys In London

breitbart.com/london/2015/08/17/official-muhammad-most-popular-name-for-baby-boys-in-london/

Nuttin
>Yewell do

The President is a meme position here, they don't do anything

FREINDLY REMINDER TO PRE-APOLOGIZE

he wasn't

That's because all muslims name the sons mohammed
>Shouldn't you be in the VRAE making cocaine

>go to school
>get shot
>go to the cinema
>get shot
>go compete in the olympics
>should have been shot

Etc

What is it about that makes them Americans so shootable?

Apologize for Nate ending his career? sure why not

>N E E T
>E
>E
>T

they get blamed or praised for whatever political agenda each side is pushing

it's especially annoying when it comes to economic shit because changes can take years to manifest before you can say if they worked or not

comfy heem is dead

>From (((UFC PR))): there will not be a formal post-fight PC tonight. Instead, select main carders will be made available in scrum format post-202.

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/767079022928900096?lang=en-gb

americans are big targets and they move slowly. it is easy to shoot them.

who /EIRE/ here

>I can shake to that

>JEWL DO NUTTIN U FOOKIN JEW

You know, I've lived here my entire life and not once have I been shot. I think the whole thing is overblown if you ask me.

noone

Tonight, I am an honary Irishman

Please accept me as one of your own, I'm sorry for any my country did to you

this is not how you greentext
please stop being new
please stop being from reddit

Just wait for a small fight night card in Korea or something because when /heem/ watches those cards it's always extra comfy.

i need a quick tutorial how to change flag on Sup Forums

>US elected an African muslim immigrant educated in an madrasas as president TWICE
>US black population is 46.3 million
>US has a larger black population then every >African nation except Nigeria, DRC and Ethiopia
>US 4th most populous African country
>United States of Africa

Wait till the next Invicta card la

looks like she has 1cm of makeup on, that skin tone difference between her face and neck is fooking triggering

fuck u goof ur opinion = wgaf

yelldewfokinnuttin

It's almost like the media pushes an agenda in an attempt to get stricter gun laws passed. I'm probably just crazy though

when conor wins you better leave the country

All he has to do is walk over border and be in your country, cuckboi

im leaving this shithole as soon as summer break ends

same
>conor wins then constant shitposts that something happened that threw off nate at every Irish flag in site for days on end
>conor loses shitposts that conor is shit at every irish flag in site for days on end

Soon

Don't think ive been so hyped for a fight since pacquiao vs mayweather 1&2

>implying this country isn't now as fucked as yours.

How many Bongaroos and Bingalinies?

You to send a command.

+c

a baker's dozen

The day of the fight it didn't feel real that the fight was happening that night desu

it feels a bit like that right now for me, I didnt even feel like this in the first fight

We got your back, even if he loses (he won't) hes the most entertaining/shit talker/ fighter the UFC has ever seen

Nate can barely string a sentence together he's been smacked around that much

So where do you guys normally got to for live UFC streams? I usually watch it the day after but I'm hyped for tonight.

threads are moving quite fast

ufc.tv

Proof that r/mma has the best content.

Pic related.

It's on BT Sport tonight though.

BT SPORT

>projecting this hard when he didn't even mention your country being fucked in anyway shape or form

buy the ppv at ufc.tv

go back there then

I would tell you but I don't want you to lag the stream, sorry mate

r/mmastreams

not chuck.

I'm everywhere, faggot. Get in my guard.

>not realising you're the reason you think somewhere is shit

Where will you be when McGoober is ded?
Conor "I still run the game, energy inefficience is to blame" McGregor
Conor "bring in the ponytail, this time the memes will prevail" McGregor
Conor "when i run out of manlets to beat, I got beat up by a normal-sized spic" McGregor
Conor "trains muevement day and night, just to get memed on in a fight" McGregor
Conor "i run boxing man, gets outboxed by a mexican can" McGregor
Conor "glasses, tight jeans and polo, won't help against a lanky cholo" McGregor
Conor "meme kicks left and righ, fook why is my gas tank so shite" McGregor
Conor "went from being a winner, to being slapped by a retarded beaner" McGregor
Conor "fook dat, let me spik, or i'll slap ur hed off in a heartbeat" McGregor
Conor "fook the diaz brothers yeh, i hope he deosnt choke me again" McGregor
Conor "I don't give a fook!, although I'm still visibly shook" McGregor
Conor "3 stakes and full belly, I did better as a skelly" McGregor
Conor "brags about being rich, gets tapped like a basic bitch" McGregor
Conor "fuck you and your team, each guy in mine is a living meme" McGregor
Conor "I'll take him down, I don't give a fuck. Oh shit, Deyna help, he took my back!" McGregor
Conor "Imma put on some mass, don't worry, I definitely won't gas" McGregor

what do you think of Holly's brother's wife's family?

...

>yfw conor finally lands a flush meme kick and nate stiffens up

Great help. Cheers guys...

8 bongs until Conor is kill

brazilian posters are consistently the most weird

I hope you didn't spend all that time just to write a bad post.

this in the 5th round would be the best possible outcome

I got nothing on the "spain no I'm not spanish I swear" guy

Bisping will stay champ until his retirement in 2020. My repeating digits will confirm.

that middle kid looks like a spic

filthycasuals
.tv

change the channel on the bottom left to "ufc" or "ufc2" channel

also make a chatango account so that you can talk in chat while watching the fights

hendo retires champ, believe you me

i cant wait, should i sleep or hwat

Cheers mate.

He's not weird, he's just pathetic

I can't wait to see Nate's head bounce of the canvas, bros. I can't fucking wait.

why you love to spoonfeed everyone, your country is full of cucks and faggots

How many Irishmen here who Conor is still their boy?

desu all the Irishmen who hate conor are pretty insufferable

mcmeme retires in the cage tonight

signs with WWE next week

>IM ON THE STAGE BITCH, GET THE FUCK OUT

What did he mean by this?

Now I feel sorry for you

Here you go mate:
filthycasuals
Dot
Tv

I'm worried guys. Conor could win.

he's my boy

Win or lose, it'll all be over soon lad

>implying this subreddit couldn't be found by anyone with half a brain living in the anglo-world