Guys, I wanna live here! What's the easiest way?

Guys, I wanna live here! What's the easiest way?

stop shitposting and behave yourself

Go to language school, go to uni, get a job unless you wanna be an English teacher

Marry a woman who has become too old to interest the average japanese man and has become a virtual spinster. In japan they reach that stage around the age of 35.

You mean 25.

wtf no, I said easy.

At 25 you're still sexy and can entertain an older man who had a divorce or even one of your peers depending on the circumstance. It isn't until you reach age 30 that you start hitting on your friend's little brother and all that.

Be born there.

reincarnation

You can do all that stuff in Japan though, unless you wanna be a NEET

I already am a NEET. But I can't be one there, they'll kick me out.

Get citizenship

get a jap girl pregnant and you will get residency

But nobody would ever want to do that with me desu.

get creative

mate if youre white, visit, find some gaijin hunter and fug. You may get residency status but usually you will probably regret ever fugging said gaijin hunter

>marry a gaijin hunter and get a spouse visa
>she cheats every single night
>you chimp out one night
>she divorces hence marriage visa is void
>gets deported

hmmm

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Military and get stationed there painting boats lmao

Just rape them.

They're not gonna marry me if I rape them.

blackmail them