Seriously, is there anything this man can't do?

Seriously, is there anything this man can't do?

love me

Be straight.

act

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:)

perfection

perform/act

He will never murder your boipussy, why live

Take over Gotham

Be a good actor

A convincing American accent.

get his dick hard when around women

Recover his pelts

underrated post

Not mumble his lines.

be 6' tall

Best Hardy films?

>you will never have an angry, slightly drunk and horny Tom Hardy throw you on a bed and threaten to strangle you if you dont suck his dick

i'm tying up my noose

is this gavin macinnis

Locke, Bronson and Warrior are all kino.

too bad that nigga had a awful NBA Career

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answer questions about faggotry without being triggered

What's the movie that there's a scene where he's in a car and talks about being gay with some other guy, then there's another scene of them dancing in some bar or something?

I've seen it posted here before but forgot it's name.

>tfw you wont look up to see this

RocknRolla

He's pretty good in Peaky Blinders

Be a better Mad Max than pic related
The title character was pretty underwhelming in Fury Road

Do you think he likes it rough?

ssssssshiiiiiiiiiiieeett..
you know he do

Thanks user

resist this

literally gays loving hardy... now we know where the "fury road not feminist at all" meme comes from

idk what you're talking about, cucky, but post some more hot daddy hardy pics

Hes such a slut, I love it

>you will never make breakfast in bed for Bane

Be a small guy

Let me spray cummies all over his beard

;_;

hey fuck off you little slut
Tom Hardy does not receive the cummies upon his beard. Tom Hardy puts the cummies on YOUR beard

Not a movie, but he was in a mini series called the take which is worth a watch.

Think he'd be okay with sitting on my face?

N-no homo

I want him to bite off my clit tbqh

No. That's fucking vile and you need to seek help.
He'd probably piss on you, though

no smelly clams allowed in this thread

The Joker

Take off the mask

He can't take his mask off.

But he can. It will just be extremely painful...

Act?

grow an inch or two

Oh, he can grow more than an inch or two.