Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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おつかれさま

このスレの日本人もニーア オートマタを楽しみにしてるんだい?

/biz/+Sup Forums

ドイツ式スレ立てスクリプトか?
毎度毎度いいタイミングで出現してきて尚且つ画像のセンスが良い

Isn't that the new Hibachi place in Berlin?

does that look like a kebabya?

今度えっちな画像にしてね

トランプこれはあかんで
司法長官代行を解任wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
こんな国と付き合ってて良いのかい

スクリプトじゃないよ
でも画像が気に入ってくれてるのは嬉しい

おちゅでちゅ
賛成
もう少し賢いと思っていた
例のkoreabooのせいで、だだ下がりだった
我が友ドイツ旗の評価を持ち直した

例のパンツ屋のせいで、日本人は毎日下がり

アメリカ人のせいで葉っぱの評判ガタ落ち

JAPPY MAKES ME HAPPY

clap your hands

Did you know that the first thing Americans do when they wake up is clap their hands for being alive another day?

>be American
>wake up to the sound of clapping

>be american
>get shot
>call it getting "clapped"

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Can't you Americans do anything without being noisy?

why nihon is so disrespect

Do people in Japan ride down the street with two 15s in the trunk bumping koisuru fortune cookie?

こんにちは

今日もいい国だ

こうにちわ
どもありがとうございます

how is it going m8

if euro says it it's banter
if nihon says it it's disrespect
why is america so racist

not good
but thank you for asking

dont worry m8 youll be fine
btw what is bothering you

you
go away

nah m8 i just want to do some 雑談

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youtu.be/9tMtRMChboE

ムエタイはどうですか

The best standup striking martial art by 1000 miles, combined with wrestling and no-gi jiu jitsu, it's the best self defence

Why are Japanese so racist? They are basically third world far right xenophobes.

The funniest thing is is that without whites, they'd still be a shithole

Say a hwh*te man walked through that gate anyway. What would they do?

Thai I have an idea for a yt channel

出来るんですか?ユーチューブにサンドバッグトレーニングをしてる動画をアップしてください

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Are you new here?

I feel as though you completely gave up on your plan

It's on the backburner at the moment, I won't lie. But rest assured, eventually.

Football supporters did it. They were punished.

正座できなかったら真日本人ではない
t.正座プロ

膝をイワして以来できません

"いわす" って意味わかるけど
どこの方言だろ

その気持ちはわからない
家でいつもくつろいでるのになぜか正座は平気にできる

Is that a Japanese cola can? Those look awful with the white stripe at the top

マジかよ、アメリカに住むわ!
┌(┌ ^o^)┐ホモォ…

こうして日本語を勉強する\(^o^)/

これを見て字幕を読んでください
my.mixtape.moe/hlihia.mp4

今は昼下がり
ニートタイム真っ只中
そういやAussie王子がいねー
白豚に鳴くなと言っても無駄
正座ができなければ、切腹もできない
歯ガタガタいわしたろうか
なら知っているけど
膝もガタガタいわしたろうか
てか

報復されてる事を知らないなんて頭おかしいの?

あかん
携帯で見られへん

パソコン探せ

外人はいつも殴り返されると泣きだすから…

>トーク力が絶望的
ろくな記事を読んでねーな

今は仕事中なの
一応

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仕事中なのにそんなにたくさんアニメ画像を貼ってるなんてあまり忙しくないみたいね

yeah, pretty much. is that much of a problem?
also what purpose does peru serve in here?


5時15分まで帰れない

Britaのカートリッジ高すぎるわ〜…
eBayでドイツ仕様の純正品が超安いし買っても大丈夫なのかな
互換品も向こうじゃあるんだな、日本でも売って欲しい

俺 イケメン くそマンコ 接近 うっとうしい

お薬もっと処方してもらいましょうね

それだけ日本語が不自由だと相手の「お前くさいねん」って言葉も理解できなそう

俺もイケメンだ

頑張ってね
僕もだ

イケメン部

仕事終わりいいいいいいい
俺、今日一日よく頑張ったな

There's no problem in being new, but japs hate me(you'll know why soon enough), so for security reasons, I won't be posting a video of myself.

As for Peru, stick around kiddo, you'll know soon enough.

おつかれ
none whatsoever

イケないメンズ倶楽部
つまり勃起不全
一月が逝く

能力は基本一緒でもドイツ仕様は水の硬度も変えちゃうらしい
ヨーロッパと比べて軟水の日本でも使えるんかな、国によって美味しい水の基準が変わってしまうし

おつかれさま( ´ ▽ ` )

今月殆ど会社行ってないのに、もう一ヶ月が過ぎてしまうとは

ベビースターラーメン 3代目キャラの名前決定!
「ホシオくん」性格悪そう

Today I went to a traditional Japanese blacksmith.

Old Man at work.

I also went for a walk with the dog in the neighborhood, and found this nice old temple.

I really fucking wanted to buy this but

>18000yen

Jesus Christ

ダマスカス鋼の包丁が欲しいなぁ
あれこそ本物の高級品

>This mad guy want to take this on the plane

せっかくの機会だし気に入ったのなら買ってみたらどうだろう?

Check in baggage is no problem.

I want to find a real traditional smithy. One where they make them like they did two hundred years ago.

Also, it would kill my budget for this month.

wew
comfy
you're not going to find good stuff for cheap you know

I know, so I might as well be sure I get the best there is.

reported to Japanese Police site.
U will be underarrested by glorious Japanese cyber police.
We have to eliminate criminal

>I want to buy a traditional japanese katana like they made in edo, folded over 20000 times superior japanese steel which can cut through knight armor
>more than 18000 yen would kill my budget though

Report the fucking blacksmith, then. I didn't buy it.

With your lack of reading comprehension, I'm starting to think you're legitimately retarded.

>would you like to see my katana m'lady?

Dude, enough with your facebook pictures.

you need to stop falling for bait posts lol

But his responses are always so entertaining.

残業残酷
こんばんは、オージーです
今帰ってきたところです

asian female + white male = fetish, selfhate, prejudice
asian female + brown male = true love

youtube.com/watch?v=Yvv9LCZBORs

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もっと働け!
羊ちゃんが待ってんぞ!